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Date Posted: 17:20:42 06/26/02 Wed
Author: The Druid
Author Host/IP: unallocated.star.net.uk / 62.231.145.102
Subject: Hello. Here's a joke for you.

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right
away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a
very nice resort.

So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his
towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck
gainer, this followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where
he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and laid down on the
towel. She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.

After about thirty laps she climbed back out and laid down on her towel
hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the
canal... "

I finally put some pictures on my website
www.thedruid.co.uk

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