黃加藍變綠（2003/05/28） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 黃加藍變綠（2003/05/28）

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Date Posted: 09:24:25 05/28/03 Wed

事先聲明：本文內容極度核突，如正進食者請勿繼續嬝炕I
話說近幾年，汽水界正進行着一場「變味大戰」，各大廠紛紛研製新口味汽水，以開闢新市場。例如，在港新近推出的呍呢嗱可樂、雪碧Super Lemon，以及香港暫未有售的檸檬百事等，都是這場大戰的產物。
以上幾種味道，已經是比較正宗、保守的「變味」。有些牌子則標奇立異、整色整水，以吸引後生仔顧客。有晚，我這個後生仔就在便利店中，選了一罐藍色的藍莓汽水。當夜在家，把它開啟倒入杯中，才知原來連罐中的液體（汽水本身）也是藍色的，似足某牌子的漱口水！飲落口，味道不過不失。一夜無話。
翌晨起床，如常上廁所「辦事」；完事後，回首向廁盆一看，大驚！怎麼……怎麼會「弄」出一團慘綠色的「那個」來！難道身體生病變？冷靜一想：對了！黃加藍變綠！
黃，是正常的「那個」所含的黃膽素；藍，則是昨晚的藍莓汽水！恐怖！果然，過了一天，「那個」又回復正常了。
嘩，整整一罐顏料喝入肚，雖全部排出來，但汽水廠能保證它對身體無害嗎？太不負責任了！

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