反和弦大聯盟（2003/03/10） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 反和弦大聯盟（2003/03/10）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 04:37:24 03/29/03 Sat

不知你有沒有這種經驗？
在某工作日的下午，辦公室內鴉雀無聲，充其量只得同事門指頭與鍵盤的碰撞聲，大家都專心一意地伏案工作……
突然，一聲「嗡嗡」巨響劃破空間，把大家嚇一大驚！
聽真啲，是一首古典樂章的音節此起彼落；絕不是有人在播放管弦樂，而是某人的手機有來電，響起了其和弦鈴聲，響聲大作！
真惱人。然而更討厭的是，手機主人不在，未及接聽電話，於是和弦鈴聲不斷重播又重播，令大家腦袋被強加塞進這數十個音符；但管它是莫扎特還是貝多芬，此時此刻都只覺是噪音！凶鈴！
好不容易過了分來鐘，鈴聲停了。當大家以為已重獲安寧之際，經驗告訴我，「凶鈴再現」的機會極高，對方九成會即時再來電！Encore！
夠痛苦了嗎？不，未夠。最痛苦是大合奏！A同事手機的十六和弦響起貝多芬，B同事的四十和弦突然加播Twins那首《風箏與風》──我腦海卻浮現着兩個字：瘋！憎！
如果你也經常有同樣的經驗，並對以上文字有同感和共鳴，歡迎你加入我所創立的「反和弦大聯盟」──我們都是和弦鈴聲的受害者！我們堅決罷用、罷聽弦鈴聲！

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