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Date Posted: 10:36:45 07/12/03 Sat
Author: Nightshade
Subject: The story that makes no sence cuz I wrote it when i was delirious and hyper

It was a sunny day at redwall and the rain was pouring.Rabies Raccoon who was the abbey's raccoon was in the orchard with the snow falling on his head. He was going to steal strawberries but right as he tried to steal one it got huge and exploded. "What the???" "Hahahahaha! I knew you was twing to steal strawberrys so me make bombs and put juice in it." Said a mouse who looked to be about 5 years old. "I'm sorry father abbott it won't happen again!" "Hahahahahaha! Of course it won't! I sentencingeded you to go live in swamp wid frogs!" Said Father abbott the mouse. Rabies cringed as hail hit him. "Well it's a good thing it's such a nice sunny day." So Father Abbott sent Cluny the abbey warrior to direct Rabies to the marsh. "Hur Hur you is gonna get killeded by dem there toads!Hur Hur" cluny said. "But frogs don't like sunny days" Rabies replied as it sleeted. "Doggonit you is right! This here sunny day git gooing!Hur Hur" Cluny said as the hurricane raged on,"But me must carry out father abbott's orders to be a good rat, hur hur.So you stay here, hur hur." cluny walked off as the icestorm continued.Rabies turned towards the newts in the swamp and said" It's a lovely day isn't it?" The salamanders said" No like sun!" "I like cheese" said one of the lizards. "cheese!"rabies said," I know where there is lots of cheese!" "Where?"asked all of the crocodiles. "Follow me on this sunny day to redwall..but they are tough so be ready!"Rabies said as tornados roared all around them. Rabies and the aligaters marched to Redwall and rang the doorbell. "Who's it." "me!" "Kay" "how you" "kay" "that's cool" "kay" "what's up" "kay" "that's cool" "kay" "can I come in" "kay" The doors opened up and Kay the kaybird stoodthere,"kay" "can i see father abbott?" "kay" Kay directed Rabies across the yard of the animals who were sad cuz they couldn't eat cheese. "Hey you sposed to be in swamp!""Kay""not you kay""kay""can it bird""kay""where are the roasters?""kay""Here abbott!""kay" "Kaybird id on menu for tonite""Ok.""kay?kayyyyyyyy....""Thank e." "What you want rabies" " WE want cheese!" " cheese is forbiddin!" So there was a war and many creatures died of being slaped by fish but in the end Rabies slew Cluny the loser and Evil Abbott and every one partied and wore there pants on there heads. Every one ate cheese and drank tequila and got realy drunk so every one was like "Weeeeeee! Funny monkey!" And Kay bird who cluny ate burst out of cluny and started dancing the chicken dance and downed a whole keg and threw a whole thing of firecrackers into the bonfire and then everyone died.But then they reincarnated and were like wooah! and never drank tequila again until the next day.and then Rabies and the frogs were like" We say it.The End.Hahahahaha!" And everyone lived happily ever after until the next day when a monster tidal wave from the abbey pond killed and drowned everyone and everyone lived happily ever after.The End.

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