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Date Posted: 11:49:48 03/18/04 Thu
Author: HOF Man
Author Host/IP: 216.184.201.233
Subject: Joe Mama re: Mrs. Mama and Geese

Mrs. Mama is a goose chaser . . . .

Two goose stories:

#1 - I realized I loved her when she dropped her laptop bag and sprinted into a pile of geese on the DuPont property. About 200 of the things there every year. I bet she couldn't catch one, and sure enough, she couldn't. But watching her doing some stupid girlie-style Rambo routine was so damn funny I fell in love right there on the spot.

#2 - The second time she and I were "intimate", we were in my car. We drove for about 20 minutes and ended up in the driveway of some farm. Looked abandoned. Anyhow, the car is all foggy, and we're hitting it and, no word of a lie, as soon as I reach "that point", about 100 geese fly directly over the car and land in the farmers field. They couldn't have been more then 20 feet above the car as they landed. It sounded like a million geese were actually inside the fucking car. To this day, when we see geese anywhere, we give each other that look...you know, *that* look. It was the weirdest shit, but their timing was impeccable as it masked my god-awful man having an orgasm sounds.

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