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Date Posted: 18:36:53 10/06/11 Thu
Author: AF
Subject: AF to the Rescue


Captain Kathryn Janeway read the card just handed to her.

Rescue Inc.
Damsels in Distress a Specialty
AF the turtle - owner

"Captain, I got the idea Monday when I aided a distraught
mother who had looked herself out while her baby was still in. In the house I mean, the baby was out -wombwise."

"AF, you let her in to use your communication device. Not exactaly a rescue," mused the Captain.

"Well, I did offer to break the window in the door. I mean I was willing to go the distance if need be." AF held up a hammer.

"Speaking of breakage. Is my coffee mug fixed yet?"

"Um, it's on my list - first thing. Here's a fresh paper cup. Don't worry this one's for hot drinks. Not like the last one."

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