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Date Posted: 21:23:17 09/02/04 Thu
Author: BFIH
Subject: An absolutely evil ass kicking...

I'm posting this for the enjoyment of my chess bitches...

Do machines have personalities? I swear my computer has one and it's an evil sadistic personality at that... Look at how it disposes of me in this little gem of a game...

Most chess programs when they whip your ass it's an ugly grind out thing, so a computer game like this is sort of a lily among the thorns. It's more like getting your butt kicked by a sadistic chess master...

This rather pathetic attempt on my part was made against "Arasan" - a freeware computer chess program when I foolishly tried to open up the game... ouch!!!! Damn thing plays too good.

I'd highly recommend it to all my chess bitches - it's not as tough as Chess Master, but more than good enough to whip my butt consistently.

http://www.arasanchess.org/downld.html

White: moi
Black: Arasan...

Sicilian Defense

1 e4 c5
2 Bc4 d5
3 d3 d5
4 eXd5 exd5
5 Bb5+ Bd7
6 Bxd7 Nxd7
7 Qe2+ Bd7
8 c4 Ngf6
9 cXd5 Nxd5
10 Nc3 NxC3
11 BxC3 O-O
12 d4 cXd4
13 cXd4 Bb4+
14 Bd2 Re8
15 Bxb4 Rc8
16 d5 Qg5
17 Nf3 Rc1+
18 RxC1 QXR++

18 moves and that was with it seeming to enjoy prolonging the torture instead of just swiping my Queen and having done with it... Not one of my better efforts, but Ouch!

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Replies:

how'd you let it get away with playing d5 twice? -- WBK, 07:35:45 09/03/04 Fri
- 2 .... e6 -- Chagrined Chess Editor..., 11:20:11 09/03/04 Fri
  - #%$^#%#%# I mean... -- Drunk Chess Idioter, 11:43:47 09/03/04 Fri
  - you had it right ... -- WBK, 16:45:54 09/05/04 Sun
    - [Ed.] -- Ne2, 16:48:20 09/05/04 Sun
      - I just know I got dismantled pronto -- BFIH, 23:08:19 09/05/04 Sun

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