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Date Posted: 11:26:47 10/04/04 Mon
Author: BFIH
Subject: I was picturing
In reply to: bfny 's message, "reading between the lines" on 10:36:00 10/04/04 Mon

Something along this line...

http://www.soundclick.com/pro/default.cfm?BandID=124772&content=lyrics&SongID=840769

Got My Ass Kicked Singin' Karaoke (Johnny Wilde)

Well hey everybody...
I used to sing Karaoke, I got drunk in the bar
I picked out an old Elvis tune, used to sing it in my car
I grabbed up the microphone and downed another shot
And I opened up my mouth, and this is what came out

You ain't nuthin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time
You ain't nuthin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time
You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine

Well everything was goin' fine, goin' oh so well
When some fool on a stool yelled out, "hey, you can go to hell"
He said my singin' sucked and that I should save my pride
I said "I'm gonna sing another verse, you just go wait outside"

Well they said you was high class, that was just a lie
They said you was high class, that was just a lie
You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine

I met him in the parkin' lot, I didn't wanna fight
But he said "this one here's for Elvis"
He hit me with a right
He dragged my head 'cross the asphalt I got gravel in my face
And I was drippin' blood and cryin' out "I made a big mistake"

Got my ass kicked singin' karaoke, now I know what to do
Got my ass kicked singin' karaoke, singin' that Elvis tune
Got my ass kicked singin' karaoke, they said I really stink
So next time I sing I'm singin' some Humperdinck

Got my ass kicked singin' karaoke, now I know what to do
Got my ass kicked singin' karoke, singin' that Elvis tune
Got my ass kicked singin' karaoke, so this is what I think
Next time I sing I'm singin' some Englebert Humperdinck

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