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Date Posted: 12:00:04 12/02/04 Thu
Author: bfny
Subject: how many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
In reply to: Lawshark 's message, "Oh c'mon now..." on 09:21:37 12/02/04 Thu

4!!!!!!!

Dumb blond jokes don't need to be classics, they just need to have a real punch line. I can think of a better way to tell that joke...

A young blond goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me".

The blond takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.

She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.

Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "I think I have the answer. This might seem a bit unorthodox, but touch my scrotum and tell me if it hurts."

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