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Date Posted: 21:58:18 05/17/04 Mon
Author: BFIH
Subject: So do you know this one?
In reply to: coyotyl 's message, "speaking of skirts and issues ..." on 14:38:16 05/04/04 Tue

The Scotsman
by Mike Cross

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/ A - E B7 / EB7 EA B7 E /

The Scotsman clad in kilt
left the bar one evening fair
One could tell by how he walked
that he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could
no longer keep his feet
And he stumbled off into the grass
to sleep beside the street

chorus
Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o,
ding-di-diddley-I-o
Oh, he stumbled off into the grass
to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true
what they don't wear beneath the kilt...

Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o,
ding-di-diddley-I-o
I wonder if it's true
what they don't wear beneath the kilt...

Lifted up his kilt about an inch
so they could see
And there behold for them to view
beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him
with upon his birth...

Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o,
ding-di-diddley-I-o
Was nothing more than God had graced him
with upon his birth...

They marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie's star the Scots
kilt did lift and show...

Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o,
ding-di-diddley-I-o
Around the bonnie's star the Scots
kilt did lift and show...

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call
and stumbled toward a tree
Behind the bush he lift his kilt
and gawks at what he sees
And there'n a startled voice he says
to what's before his eyes
Oh, lad I don't know where you've been
but I see you won first prize...

Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o,
ding-di-diddley-I-o
Oh, lad I don't know where you've been
but I see you won first prize...

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