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Date Posted: 14:30:13 04/28/01 Sat
Author: @#$& The BAD One &$#@
Author Host/IP: 206.147.37.68
Subject: @#$& The BAD One &$#@

PINTO: Your horse Gingerpony doesn't come to you when you call him anymore. Aside from already being blind, he has gone deaf with his age. He will need very special treatment from now on.

APPY: Mickey Blue Eyes looks pretty bad. His head is hanging low, He's got a temperature, and he's off his feed. Better call the vet before he gets too much worse.

ALEXANDRA: During the night someone broke into your barn and vandalized everything. You have graffitti all over the stalls, your haybales are torn apart, and each of your horses has knots in their hair and war paint smeared all over them. You'll need ALOT of help and time to get things clean.

HORSELOVER: Your horse Wildfrie got tangled in a coccle burr bush! You'll be picking those things out of her mane and tail for days!

HORSEYWORLD: Everyday you have to catch your horses because they keep getting out of their paddocks. Come to find out, a few days ago a huge storm blew down a bunch of trees, which landed on your fences. Looks like you'll be doing some fence mending.

VICTORY GALLOP: Cookies 'n Cream has slipped in the mud in his paddock. He is favoring his right foreleg. Call the vet, he may have a brokencannon bone.

UNICO: Your mare Madaline is having trouble keeping weight on her. You may want to consult the vet as to what you can do to help her.

SNOWTIGER: Your mare, Fortune Told, got a little too friendly with a skunk. PEW WEE! Somehow you have to get that nasty smell off of her.

HEAVENLY CUDDLEY: You placed a bet on a racehorse, and he didn't win. You just lost $300.

STAR: Your Newborn Andy colt (by Orions Belt out of Consequesnse)is weizing and sneezing. Call the vet.

ROPING MAN: Your show horse Wind Dancer got his mane and tail chewed off by his stablemates. Looks like you'll have to find a way to fix it by his next show.

COFFEE: You left your wallet (with $800 in it) in your pick-up so you could use the bathroom at a gas station. When you come back, it's gone. You're now $800 short.

NIEGH: While on the way to a show, your trailer gets a flat tire. It cost you $100 for a new tire.

SUNNY: Your new morgan filly (you find out the hard way) has a BAD problem with biteing. You will have to correct this VERY soon.

MARI: As you take a closer look at your new TB mare, you find she has a haze over her left eye. Check with the vet. She may either be blind or have an eye infection.

GILLIAN: Your new TB filly has come up lame. She had a sharp rock lodged between her hoof and her shoe. Call the vet to take a look at her.

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