Subject:  Here's the report from 'A Night Of Improv' june4th. |
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Lynda Thams
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Date Posted: 21:24:08 06/07/03 Sat
Before the show started they played a song that was appropiate, it was called pinch me. I thought it couldn't be more perfect.
I literally had to rack my brain for this, I still cannot remember all of what they said, but I did the best I could. Take in mind it was a dream come true to see Ryan with my own two eyes. He was the most beautiful man I ever seen. His hair is a little bit shorter but he now has blond highlights on the top but he looked so cute, to watch him especially come out on that stage, it felt like an out of body experience, it was so thrilling to see someone I really admired and loved. I'm really sorry, I was too busy looking at Ryan. Here's what I remember.
Me, my cousins, and my mother were sitting in the forth row and we saw them as clear as could be. That's why it was so thrilling. Greg comes out, the first thing he did was he waves at the audience, then he pretends to trip and almost falls, while doing that he smiles at the audience. They all look thinner then on TV except for Ryan. Ryan looked pretty much the same. Greg did standup, he made fun of the pronunciation of Spokane, then he made fun of Martha Stewart. I remember him calling her a fucking bitch. He made fun of terrorists and Paul McCartney's wife. After he did standup he introduced everybody. Julie Larson was the first one out, then Sean Masterson, then Jeff, Chip, Kathy Kinney, Brad, Colin, (with his hair all white) and then Ryan. Ryan and Colin got the most applause.
The first game they played was Questions Only: the scene was meeting at a bar. Jeff asked Brad if he would like a hump. So Brad made it like he took a hump off Jeff's back.
Song Styles: A woman named Bonnie who taught speech and language. Colin was joking with her making her face turn red from laughter. Chip and Jeff sang to her in the style of Opera. Chip was a dog catcher. And all I remember of what he said was something about picking up bitches all day and Jeff was an Ice Cream Man. They did the Opera really good, they sang it so good, the audience loved it.
Sentences: Ryan and Julie played the game. They did it in the style of a Soap Opera called The End Of Our Lives. All I remember is that Ryan was bent over, saying to Julie to read the tatoo on his butt. Julie didn't want to read the little saying but Ryan wanted her to so she did. It said I'd like to lick you like a lollipop.
Sound Effects: Jeff and Ryan played this game. They were Bee Keepers, Ryan cracked up during this one. The people doing the sound effects were very good.
Celebrity Jeopardy: Greg hosted. Greg said he was annoying, the most know it all fucker Alex Trebek. The players were Julie Larson, Sean Masterson who was Jimmy, Jimmy Chonga, then Brad was Adolf Shitheimer(Which Greg accidently said shithammer) and Chip was Evan from Joe Millionare. Greg said "Name a Washington River", the audience said Pend Oreille and then Sean said "That's when the Ponderosa went Gay." Then the answer was Octopus. Brad had two answers for this, he said. "A Spanish man's dream." and "A German phrase for seeing a pussy." Then Greg said to the audience, Name a city in Washington, the audience said Walla Walla. Then Sean said "A name of a shitty city, they named twice."
Three headed expert a professor of Fish: Greg questioned them. Ryan, Kathy and Sean played. All I remember is that I loved Ryan's facial expressions, and that they said, You'll have a terrible, big pain if you fuck it.
New Choice: Ryan told when to have a new choice. Sean and Brad played, they were in a store called Shorts Are Us. Ryan kept saying to Sean to do new choices to put the shorts on. Sean ran out of idea's so he danced while putting them on and made Ryan start laughing.
Write and Direct:(I think this is what it's called) Kathy and Jeff played, Styles that I remembered is Shakespeare and Hitchcock.
Then they played Freeze: All I remember is that Julie and Ryan did 'I Dream Of Jeannie' and Ryan said something about Jeannie giving him sex. Another part I remember is that Ryan and Brad were doing something with their hands and Ryan said this is the steeple open the door and see all the people, and Brad pretending he couldn't get it.
Greatest Hits: The styles were Dion, Bee Gees, Western, and Boy Band. Songs of the Golddiggers, played by Chip, Jeff, Brad, Colin and Ryan. At the end of each statement Colin made, Ryan would pour Colin an imaginary drink. Towards the last, Colin poured Ryan the two last drinks. After the Bee Gees ended, Colin said he liked the gay one best. The western style was about someone jumping their claim and Brad said that mother fucker tried to steal my claim. The Boy Band was about marrying Drew Carey even though he wasn't there. Jeff said if Drew heard them he'd make them lose their jobs which got the place laughing. Chip was good at the dancing through the whole thing of this game. He kept cracking Colin and Ryan up. Colin at one point made fun of Ryan's nose then Ryan pulls Colin's head down and treats his bald head like a mirror.
Mousetraps: Colin and Sean played, and the subject was about sex. That's when Ryan came down the stairs where we were sitting and crouched in front of the stage watching. That was a dream come true for me, I got to look at him really close. Brad and Chip were putting mousetraps under Sean and Colin's feet so that they would step on them. Colin at one point was shaking his finger at Sean and Chip picked up a mousetrap so that Colin laid down on the floor and started rolling over the mousetraps hearing them snap right and left. All I could see is Ryan crouched during that scene in the front of the stage laughing his head off. Ryan came back up the stairs, he looked very amused during the game, even Colin was laughing.
Storytelling: The Boy Who Wouldn't Pee. All of them got a kick out of this game especially Ryan.
When they were done with the show, they took a bow and they all walked off the stage. All of the audience stood up and cheered, they all came out for an encore bow, then after that they walked off the stage again, we left.
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