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Date Posted: 11:28:24 11/08/02 Fri
Author: Anti-Hot Dog
Subject: stop the killing


Licking the mud from the bottom of one's shoes is not a good idea.
Stopping a train with one's own body is not a good idea either.
Balancing a tray of priceless antique china on a platter while riding a bull is a bad idea.
From the begining of time, man has had bad ideas.
For example, inventing hot dogs.
Still, we insist on eating those nasty little meat things.
As intelligent human beings, I hereby propose that we end this barbaric act.
Snowed in and starved or not! We must not ever consume the weiners!
Weiners are bad for your health. Did you know that in today's age it takes longer for a body to decompose than it did 100 years ago?
Having a Ball Park frank is gross and it makes you rot slower.
Sketch artists have been working with the victims of these violent attacks and have composed a likeness of the culprit.
Additional sketches shall be created upon more investigation.
Hot dogs kill more people in 1 month than lightning kills in 10 years.
Blatantly, these killer "food" products have been displayed and advertised for comsumer use. Where has humanity gone wrong!?
After writing to the presidents and CEO's of the major hot dog producing companies and to the FDA, I have been issued a gag order.
Are they correct in saying that my facts are inaccurate and I should find some other way to spend my time?
How many people have ever consumed a hot dog and are now dead?
Ample. So, the numbers support me, not big business.
Appeal to your goverment officials and these companies today!
Sign petitions. March in anti-hot dog parades! Do whatver it takes!
STOP THE KILLING!!


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