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Date Posted: 22:20:11 05/31/06 Wed
Author: 仙
Subject: 我殺了david bowie

尋日發夢好似打RPG咁, 打到最後個關, 去到一個好靚既古堡
打大佬時發現
個個係david bowie

用一把漂亮的斧頭狂砍佢
點知佢係都唔死
後來才知道
只要唔驚佢
就可以殺死佢
之後就斬到佢血肉模糊好核突咁跌左落街

到現在還記得他一身宮廷漂亮的衣飾,
溫文爾雅,
不斷斬殺依然面不改容,
賓賓有禮...這樣子才最恐怖吧。
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忘了告訴大家,
前幾個月有燕子來我家的露台屋簷上築巢。

根據媽媽的描述,
是有一雙燕子先飛來「睇位」,
怎樣趕都不走,
過了幾天,
開始有一點點泥土粘在屋簷上。

這樣子又過了幾星期沒有動靜,
據媽媽的解釋是:「睇下你會唔會產走的泥先嘛,
見你都無搞佢, 咪先起巢囉!」
是否屬實, 有待查考。
總之就係過左幾星期,燕子又回來了。
開始看見巢, 晚上又看見燕子在睡覺。

幾星期又過去,
daddy話見到有小燕子伸個口出黎叫叫叫,
之後大燕子就餵佢地食野!!

唔知會唔會有燕窩呢?

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尋日番大陸搭的士,
把地圖給司機看, 他竟然說:「我年齡大了, 眼睛不好,看不清楚~」
心諗, 你唔係嘛你, 咁你點駕車呀?!?!
好采之後都安全到達。
回程的時候, 個年輕既司機好似賽車咁.......
不過好采都安全番左黎啦我。
感謝神。

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[> 我都好鍾意 -- 力高, 20:16:49 06/01/06 Thu

著住宮廷服拎住把好華麗o既斧頭係咁斬~!
仲要係溫文爾雅咁斬~,好有型~~


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