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Date Posted: 19/06/03 23:23
Author: CHRIS
Subject: 丘世文先生的'尤明實錄'(第三回)

各位好!關麗珊小姐好!

香港回歸紀念日快到了.談到回歸,相信許多香港人都會憶起九七年五,六月的期待與迷惘,以及同年十月的亞洲金融風暴.今天我想與大家分享已故丘世文先生在這段時間撰寫的'號外'雜誌專欄'尤明實錄'數則.

1997年5月其中一則:
--噫?咁開心鄎袡鴾誚X彩,中鬻r?
--唔係!六合彩咁難中,點會輪到我!
--咁你咁開心?睇?車!你淨係劃羇號碼,都冇去俾錢投注,有乜用喎?中鬻A未媽媽聲?
--你唔知架!我玩麉Y另一種遊戲:我每次未開獎前都垮i投注彩票揀十個八個號碼,咁樣等到開獎後對鱄齯仍N非常開心,諗起好彩慳返幾百蚊冇投到注呀!十幾年螺慳埋慳埋有幾十萬架!

1997年6月其中一則:
--噫? 乜咁好興緻呀,咁夜重咻磾蚍v相機同閃光燈出,影香港夜景呀?
--唔係,我個相機都冇菲林!
--唔係嘛!我正話遠遠明明見你對住條街猛鄎袧v相個喎!
--係呃,我鄎蚰哖閃光燈嚇D汽車司機之嘛!我覺得好好玩,每一次個閃光燈一閃,D車以為有交通警察影超速駕駛,即刻通通慢晒落,好過癮呀!

1997年10月其中一則:
--聽講話個補習神施SIR D英文發音馬虎到飛起,連個SIT字都讀成個SHIT字呀!
--怪唔知啦!我個仔去佢度補習完英文返蟆V練隻狗,每次叫隻狗坐低就搞到成屋都係狗屎!
--你隻狗都幾勁呀,識聽英文!

各位請繼續看第四回!

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