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Date Posted: 05:54:45 01/28/02 Mon
Author: Logan
Subject: Children

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Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a
headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two
aspirin" and "Keep out of the reach of children."

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CHILDREN

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing
the driveway before it has stopped snowing.

There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.

Chinese Proverb. Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't
have paid for me.

Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.

We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

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