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Date Posted: 20:12:56 03/29/04 Mon
Author: Anonymous
Subject: March Madness To April Anarchy

*As the arena sits ready for Monday Night Mayhem to begin, the lights dim. The crowd, thinking that the show is starting, jumps to its feet in cheers. As WHITE AMERICA blares over the speakers, the crowd quickly turns its cheering into boos. After a few seconds the Slasher emerges at the top of the ramp and glares at the booing crowd. He makes his way down the ramp as the pyros explode behind him*



*He mounts the steel steps and climbs through the ropes into the ring. He smiles as the Mayhem crowd beings an "asshole" chant. He nods his head and raises his mic*

SLASHER: Hey yo

CROWD: HEY YO

SLASHER: Wow. The Slasher. The living legend. The CAREER killer. Here on Mayhem two weeks straight? You people lucked out, I mean, you people REALLY lucked out. To be graced with my presence is something usually only experienced by those who pay to see the more EXPENSIVE show, Anarchy. But nevertheless, here I am. Mayhem. Live. But why? There’s no match for me tonight. There’s no reason for me to be here. So one might think...but trust me, I plan on marking my territory tonight. And after tonight, my presence will be felt even more in this organization.

*Slasher laughs to himself*

SLASHER: I’m sure each of you remembers what happened one week ago tonight. I’m sure each of you remembers one of my most brutal acts to date.

*Crowd boos*

SLASHER: Oh c’mon now....



SLASHER: All I did was Slasher Slam the Platinum Shiner, crack his head open with Lucky and then set him on fire. I mean, it’s not like I killed the guy. Oh...wait...haha. Oops. What can I say? I am the most brutally dominant man in wrestling and I proved that last week. For months now, Shiner has been on me, left and right. Starting wars, screwing people over, the guy was starting to move in on my territory of business, and let’s face it, that isn’t very nice. So I did to Shiner what I would do to ANYONE who thinks they’re better than me. I took him out of the game, PERMANENTLY. You go after the Slasher, you GET the Slasher and all that he has to offer. And what I offered was free cremation services. Yet, despite all that I’ve done, despite all of what I am CAPABLE of doing, I still have nimrods left and right who continue to come after. First up we have Wildthing. The man that has taken waayyyyy too many shots to the face....he’s been hit a lot too. Haha. This fuckmook thinks he has a shot at my brutality title? Ha. He doesn’t have a title shot, he has a DEATH sentence. In a brutality match anything goes, and Thing, quit your bitching. Quit scheduling yourself in brutality matches. As Parker said last week, I am the only man in history to WIN a Brutality match, and since I am the sole creator of the match, I have a patten on it. That means that no matter how much Robert or anyone else WANTS to make one, unless I ok it, IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN. So, you’ll get your chance to shine, you’ll get the chance to show the world that you are tougher than the average fat guy. You’ll get your chance in the ring with me, and you’ll get it NEXT WEEK AT ANARCHY.

*Crowd cheers*

SLASHER: That’s right, Thing. You and me, Brutality match for the Brutality Championship. Next Thursday night, April the 8th, you and I are going to step into this ring and beat the hell out of each other...that is, until I stop hoarsing around with you and SLASHER SLAM you hear in the middle of the ring and pin you one...two...all the way to ten. You’re pathetic, Thing, you were back then and you are now. And it will be a PLEASURE you destroy you. And after I’m done with you, I move onto the tag team championships this sunday...where myself and Prototype .



SLASHER: Heh. Me and Prototype. Who would have thought. Well, regardless of how it happened, Prototype and I face the tag team champions this coming pay per view and believe me, it is going to be one for the ages. For the first time in history the two biggest enemies in this business, the two biggest ICONS, are going to team up and walk away with the tag team gold. The best part is, I get to take the titles from Busta Raider and the now deceased Platinum Shiner. *gasp* But...if Shiner can’t participate then who will defend the titles? Haha. You know who? Test. Haha. Test. The most worthless pile of crap ever to wear Syndicate colors. I honestly don’t know what the hell I was thinking letting him into the OWO. I really must have been drinking that night because...damn. But no matter. I’ll get to show him first hand what happens to those who leave the Syndicate and defect to the *ahem* outlaws. Haha. And THAT, my friends, will be a sight worth seeing. So Test, Busta, Wildthing....be ready. I’m BEGGING YOU, be ready. Because I am going to do to you three EXACTLY what I did to the Platinum Shiner. I am going to TAKE...YOU...OUT. The career killer has spoken. Until then, later nimrods. SLASHER’S OUT.

*WHITE AMERICA hits again as Slasher drops the mic. The crowd boos as Slasher creaks his neck. He glares around the arena as MAYHEM begins*







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