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Date Posted: 03:38:31 07/18/03 Fri
Author: Anonymous
Subject: someone

{{{At Stone Cold's House}}}

----It is at Stone Colds house with Austin watching tv and drinking his usual Beer then their is a knock on the door----

Door sound: Knock Knock

SCSA: Who is it

JR: It is JR from the WWE you know your best friend

SCSA: I know who it is hang on i will open the door

----Austin gets up and walks over to the door he then opens it and JR walks in----

SCSA: Sit down JR

JR: Cheers Steve,so Steve lets get down to business

SCSA: Hang on i need to do something first

----Stone Cold gets up and goes to the kitchen, he then goes to the fridge and gets out another beer but then he gets out another one, he then walks back into the the living room and sits down, he opens both the beers and starts sipping on 1----

SCSA: So what do you want then

JR: Well Steve your facing Chris Jericho in a Hell In A Cell match tonight on Smackdown how do you feel

SCSA: How do i feel hey Jericho could be right Stone Cold could be on a losing streak he may not have what he had before i may be losing it and i did lose at Raw i give him that and thats all because Stone Cold Steve Austin is just going to bounce right back beating everyones ass in this business and going straight to the top and he thinks me and Eric are together trying to screw him hell i hat the sum of a bitch more than you do Jericho as he fired me in the WCW, getting back to the question i feel great because you see even though i lost at Raw i feel great because it just gives me that edge on wanting to whoop Chris Jericho's ASS all round the Cell and the ring because i am the greatest superstar i am the Bionic Redneck, The Texas Rattlesnake, The Toughest S.O.B in the WWE but i may lose it soon as Jericho is a young guy where i have been here for a very long time i have been in the Wrestling Business for a very long time pitting my days in the WCW coming to the WWF/E with The Million Dollar Man as The Ring Master going on to beat Jake 'The Snake' Roberts in the 1996 King Of The Ring and giving birth to the Austin 3:16 Era and going onto whooping everyones ass and winning my first world title against the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels so i am feeling great JR beter than ever

JR: So my next Question is are you confident that you will beat Jericho after what he and everyone else said including you just their?

SCSA: Is Stone Cold confident well let Stone Cold tell the truthno i am not confident WHY because i have lost my first match here on Raw, and Chris Jericho is right i am not what i yused to be the person who brought fear and hell to the wrestlers and i may just be washed up her in the WWE after i all you see i came back because i wanted to prove to everyone that i am still the toughest S.O.B in the WWE i was confident that i was going to beat the crap out of Jericho but i am not so sure now after what everyone else has said that it may be time for me to finish the Wrestling World for good, i know JR it is hard to believe the WWE without the hell raising beer swilling trash talking redneck rattlesnake it wont be the same with out it no one could control me not even Vince could not even Eric could, but i reckon i have to do what i got to do and that is to leave the wrestling business for good i know i will drive you to the arena for ya but i wont be staing i will be coming back here

JR: You mean this is really good bye from the Texas Rattlesnake?

SCSA: Yeah

JR: It wont be same Steve. But cheers for what you gave the fans and the wrestlers Steve

----Austin and JR then walk out the house and gets into the truck, Austin then drives JR to the arena----

(Commercial Break)

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(Back From Break)

----The Show returns from the break as we see Austin and JR on the road to the WWE arena, then they arrive and JR gets out and walks to the main arena

JR: So this is really good bye from The Texas Rattlesnake then

SCSA: Yep see you later JR and good bye to Jerry The King Lawler

JR: C ya

----Austin then drives of home, back at at Ringside JR sits on on the chair next to The King----

King: Hey Jr how did it go with Austin as no one was aloud to watch or view backstage so what happened JR

JR: He is gone

King: What do you mean, he is gone

JR: he has left

King: No you mean Austin quit the WWE again he just walked out on us

JR: thats right we will never see Austin in a WWE or any other wrestling ring again

King: I dont believe this JR why did he do that

JR: He said Jericho was right he is not what he used to be

King: come on i know Jericho is great but this time he has gone to far i reckon he is the ASSCLOWN for doing this to your best friend JR this is uncalled for

JR: What! Austin said he is not the hell raising person anymore he cant hack it in the ring so the Hell In A Cell match will have to be called off so Jericho has won the match and he hasnt lost a damn match yet so he could become the new undisputed WWE champion again. well life will just wont be the same with Austin the change is here.

King: Come on JR he is still your best friend wrestling or no wrestling

----Ring Ring----

King: do you have a cell phone

JR: Yeah

----Ring Ring----

King: Answer it then

JR: OK

----Ring Ring----

----JR ooks at the phone but then turns it off----

King: why you turn it off

JR: It was someone i didnt know

King: who was it really

JR: I told you it was someone i didnt know

King: Ok JR if you say so

JR: O well looks like Austin wont be coming back

----The Titan Tron then turns on with the lights dim down and the fans paying attention to the screen----

[[[Titan Tron]]]

----The Titan Tron shows a figure giving someone a move but no one can see it clearly, then the figure gets back into his vehicle, the Titan Tron then cuts off----

King: What the hell was that all about.

JR: I dont know King

King: Well we will have to find out some how

----Then The lights go out completely and then The Glass Shatters and Disturbed hits the PA system, the lights come back on but no one shows up----

JR: WHAT the hell was that all about what, why did Austins music come on he has left

King: Yeah it must be Jericho playing with your head JR

----The lights go out again and then this Jericho's music hits the PA system and a figure shows standing on the ramp way facing the titan tron with his arms out by his side, the the lights come back on and standing there is Stone Cold Steve Austin he then turns around and walks down the ramp and climbs in the ring, he grabs a microphone and starts to talk----

JR: He left though

SCSA: So all you thought that it was Jericho well lets take a look on the Titan Tron shall we

[[[Titan Tron]]]

----The Titan Tron then comes on again and this time we get a clear view of the person, It Was Austin giving Jericho a Stone Cold Stunner and throwing him into the stained glass window in the room of Jericho's, the Titan Tron the cuts off and Austin starts talking again----

[[[[Back To Austin]]]

SCSA: So everyone thought i quit the WWE again well i dont think so some how because Austin still has a few years left in him yeah i may have bruised and batered my body in the past few years but come the Cell match with Jericho i am going to do it all over again yeah i may bget busted open but i will make sure that SUM a bitch Jericho lays on the floor out cold looking up to the ceiling after i put him through the CELL WHAT! you heard me i will make sure he lays on the canvas out cold looking up at the ceiling after i put him throught the Cell because i am the toughest S.O.B in the WWE and i am going to raise more hell than HELL itself because i can do what i want when i want and their isnt a damned thing you or anybody else can do about hang on a minute i aint finished yet you see Jericho i have been in more hell in a cell matches than you and i have got some wins and i did lose some especially that one against Kane in that First Blood Match only because Kane had the protection and his dim whitted brother Taker helped him out by cleaning my clock out with the Chair but i won the title straight back after the PPV and on Raw by beating Kane with the Stunner and thats what i am going to do to you beat you in the middle of that ring in the Cell by giving you the Stone Cold Stunner kicking you ass all round the ring trowing your carcass into eacch Cell caged side putting you on top of the Cell and slamming you right back down to the canvas on the inside or better yet throwin gyo uoff the side of the Cell and you landing on the announcers Table and breaking you in half so you wont be able to continue with the match so the old Stone Cold is back and better than ever so Jericho i hope you ready for an ass whooping because Stone Cold is going to open a can of whoop ass the old 3:16 STYLE so if you want to see me whoop Jericho ass give me a hell yeah

Crowd: HELL YEAH

SCSA: So it is final Jericho you will get worse than what you got just a minute a go ok maybe not but it could because anything could happen in a Hell In A Cell match and i know what will happen you on the canvas out cold and me walking out the winner and thats the bottom line Cause Stone Cold said so

JR: Stone Cold hasnt quit he is back better than before he means business King

King: O crap is this the new imporved Stone Cold because if it is then the 1 who is quitting is ME because i dont want to be in Stone Cold's way

JR: Dont worry King. well good bye fans and we will be back soon

{{{Scene Ends}}}

{{{WWE kicks off with JR and The King}}}

----The WWE begins with JR and The King talking about things----

JR: Well King we know that Stone Cold didnt show up before his match at Raw and thats why he lost but will he show up for his match at Smackdown against Chris Jericho in the hell in a cell match. and well look at this crowd what a packed attendance we got here

King: Thats right JR i wonder if Steve Austin is going to show up for before his match on Smackdown and i wonder if he will beat Y2J

JR: Well if you think about it Stone Cold hasnt wrestled for some time now he could be a little rusty if you ask me

King: True but i hope he does what he does best and that is kick everyones ass but then i want Jericho to win because he is great JR

JR: Yes i know you like Jericho and i am going for Austin as usual

King: Come on JR go for someone else apart from Steve Austin i know he is your best friend and all but come on

JR: Nope i am going for Steve Austin because i know he can beat Jericho

King: your bloody boring you are JR

JR: I know so fine me. hang on enough of this chit chat i got words from back that someone has entered the building from the parking lot, lets get our cameras their and find out who it is

{{{Parking Lot}}}

----It is in the parking lot where we find out that Stone Cold has entered he gets out gets his bags and walks through the parking lot to the back entrance

King: JR look its Austin he has shown his face i didnt think he would show up i thought he was going to stab WWE in that back again wow

JR: This is a total shock o my god he is here The Rattlesnake is finally here

by the time JR and King have finished Stone Cold gets half way to the his dressing room until Michael Cole shows up and asks him for an interview, Austin shoves Cole out the way and enters the dressing room, he puts his bags on the chair and goes up to the sink he has an evil look on his face

Stone Cold then walks out the room slamming the door behind him and makes his way to the ring, then a red skull with Austins name above shows up on the titan tron

then Shattered Glass hits the PA system and from behind the curtains walks out Stone Cold Steve Austin

he walks down the ramp climbs in, their are 2 jobbers in the ring having a match but they stop and look at Austin, Austin then climbs the four turnbuckles

Stone Cold then gets down from the last corner and walks over to Jobber 1 and gives him the Stone Cold Stunner

he then walks over to Jobber 2 and gives him the Stunner while Jobber 1 is out cold on the canvas

then Stone Cold grabs the microphone and starts to talk

but before Austin stands and looks at the fans as they start to chant his name

Crowd:Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin

then the crowd dies down and Austin puts the microphone to his mouth and starts to talk----

SCSA: So Stone Cold Steve Austin has finally made it to the WWE and well i didnt sow up before Raw was because i had smoe unfinished things to take care so i lost my match at aw because of that but looking forward to my match up with Chris Jerky at Smackdown ha its going to be a piece of cake really because Stone Cold is the toughest S.O.B in the WWE and no one is going to stop me from being the Champion not you Jerky not you Triple not even you Eric and not only that Vince isnt going to stop me from being Champion you see i can beat all these carcasses in here just like that hell this match against Jerky is a Hell In A Cell match can i say Jerky can you survive the Cell can you come out victorious or better yet can you come out alive because when we get in the Cell and the cell doors are locked there is no running away from the Texas Rattlesnake so i hope your good Jerky because you need to be better to beat me because i am going to open a can of whoop ass 3:16 style and beat the living CRAP outta ya, you see ole Stone Cold is going to show you the true meaning of a ass whoopin, yeah your the self-proclaimed King Of The World but in reality your the King Of The Retards, My point is that you will never survive me let alone the Cell and come Smackdown i am going to beat your sorry carcass Stunner you and win 1.2.3 so if you want to see Stone Cold beat Chris Jerky give me a hell yeah

Crowd:HELL YEAH

SCSA: So it is final Stone Cold is coming into Smackdown against Jerky in the Cell and coming out the winner and survivor and thats the bottom line cause Stone Cold Said So

{{{Scene Ends}}}
{{{WWE Ringside}}}

----WWE starts off with JR and The King----

JR: Well King it looks like Austin hasnt left the WWE again he fooled everyone even you and the crowd

King: Yeah he may of fooled me and you but i bet you the crowd knew what was going on as they have seen Austin do this som many times before but then we should have known what he was going to do as well because Stone Cold is very unpredictable.

JR: Good point King but now we know the Stone Cold is definately be at Smackdown for his atch against Jericho it will be an all out brawl a fight to survive the Cell the most dangerous gruesome match in the history off the wrestling business and i wonder who is going to survive King

King: Easy Jericho will survive.

JR: Your telling me that you was calling him an AssClown earlier for him doing what he did and now your wanting him to win. that is very sad King but it is up to you who you want to go for it is all up to you but i know that Stone Cold is going to beat the living hell out of Jericho in the Cell match at Smackdown.

King: i told you even though what Jericho did i am still going for him on Smackdown he is the King Of The World he is a Living Legend JR. he can beat anyone he wants including the Rattlesnake he can beat evryone at once JR i bet you he can

JR: If you want ot say that King he can beat everyone than he can beat everyone but he cant beat everyone at once though because he will get destroyed before he stepped in the ring.

King: not if they came down one at a time JR if it was a Gauntlet then yeah he will beat everyone who said anything about all in the ring at the same time.

JR: You did King you said he could beat everyone at the same time

King: Ok he cant beat everyone at the same time but in a Gauntlet match he could beat everyone he may get a bit tired but i will win because he is the King Of The World, a Living Legend The Highlight Of The Night

----SMASH Disturbed then hits the PA system and from behind the curtains walks out Stone Cold Steve Austin he walks down the ramp climbs in mounts the turnbuckles gets down from the last corner grabs the microphone and starts to talk----

SCSA: So Stone Cold is back out here again to talk about my match with Chris Jericho in a H.I.A.C match which means Hell In A Cell ok you may think whey is he out here again he just came out here and shocked everyone by quitting but then not he has nothing to say, your wrong i do got things to say and one of them is about that sum a bitch Eric you see Eric Jericho thinks we are trying to stop his reign of being the best he thinks me and you are together helping each other and well i have some news for him no we are not together helping each other YET so i came out here again this moment in time for some big news Eric Jericho thinks we are together well i say lets join forces even though you fired me in the WCW i am willing to put that behind me and we can take out Jericho so what do you sayi await a reply from you. Now lets get onto the match against Jericho i came out here earlier saying that i quit the place well how wrong was you i dont think so some how i am never gonna quit because i want to take out those sum a bitches like you Jericho yeah you may be in your prime right now and i may have lost my first match in the WWE but bet your carcass Stone Cold is back and willing to kick everyones ass left right and go damn centre so Jericho me and you 1 on 1 Hell In A Cell match no titles on the line just an all out brawl and i am going to walk out the survivor while your still in the Cell on the canvas out cold and thats the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so

{{{Scene Ends}}}

----Eric Bischoff continue----

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