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Subject: Why .... Helicopters Are Better Than Women

Author:
Boon

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Date Posted: 03:04:21 05/09/03 Fri
In reply to: Boon 's message, "Welcome To BoonOnline.com RC Heli Discussion Board" on 07:57:19 04/28/03 Mon

Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
A Helicopter's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
An Helicopters does not object to a pre-flight inspection.
Helicopters come with manuals.
Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly a Helicopter any time of the month.
Some Helicopters like to do it inverted.
Helicopters don't come with in-laws.
Helicopters don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Helicopters don't care about how many other Helicopters you have flown.
When flying, you and your Helicopter both arrive at the same time.
Helicopters don't mind if you look at other Helicopters.
Helicopters don't mind if you buy Helicopter magazines.
Helicopters don't mind if you rent another Helicopters.
It's OK to use tie-downs on your Helicopter.
A Helicopter will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time.

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Re: Why .... Helicopters Are Better Than Women	Stephen	10:53:51 06/23/06 Fri