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Subject: Cowboys

Author:
Jerry

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Date Posted: 05:42:37 01/04/12 Wed

Tough on the Range
Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome
Sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was
A night of bravado, a night of tall tales..
Tom, the hand from Nebraska says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
Cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It
Had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
Bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Ben, from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested . . . "That's nothing, I was walking
Down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from Under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare Hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't
Even get a belly ache."
Old Ed, the cowboy from Wyoming , remained silent, slowly stirring the Campfire coals with his pecker.......

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