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Date Posted: Thursday, September 04, 07:14:58am
Author: Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot)
Subject: THE PERILS OF EARLY RISING


Rising early to begin the journey, I slipped on a six inch slug, which just happened to be wending its way slowly across the bathroom floor as I made my way drowsily to the handbasin to wash the sleep out of my eyes. I don’t know how they get into the house but I am always coming across them in the morning and they are usually shown a smart exit via the toilet. This slimy monster got revenge on me, for all his relatives given a watery sewagey death at my hands. It was almost as if he had planned to be slithering past the doorway at just the perfect time to ambush me when I was at my most vulnerable. While I could take comfort from the knowledge that my assailant suffered fatal injuries, from being flattened beneath my naked foot, the broken arm I sustained when I crashed groggily to the tiled floor, meant that all possibility of that Florida holiday would have to be abandoned.

I expect now, that I will forever be the butt of everybody’s jokes, as the person who lost a fight with a slug. Life can be cruel sometimes.
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