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Subject: Re: petition for the head of Chris Smith


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Date Posted: 02:22:39 09/17/03 Wed
In reply to: erica 's message, "Re: petition for the head of Chris Smith" on 01:40:05 09/17/03 Wed
 Yes, one would say that the head of Chris Smith would be worth much, but the head of Chris Smith is actually worth nothing. Maybe if there was something worthwhile inside of his head other than hot air and pictures of other people's naked mom(s), I'd say that it would be worth something. Albert Einsteins head would be worth something because he was very brilliant. Confusious' head would be worth something because he was very wise. Adolf Hitler's head would be worth something because a.) it's Adolf Hitler and b.) he's got a cool mustache. Chris Smith on the other hand, has none of these things. He is not smart nor does he have the looks for his head to be worth something. If one were to want his head, it would have to be only for sick and perverted reasons to meet the needs of ones fetish, and if you do have this kind of fetish, you should search for some kind of medical help.
One could not find anything worthwhile on or in Chris Smith's body. His heart is a black as can be, and that's even more worthless than the lint that you find in your pockets. His arm is crooked. Who wants a crooked arm? And not to forget his sexual organ. What good is it without any form of bloodflow? It would be limp as Mr. Sonnenberg's. So you see, there is no point in wanting any part or limb or organ from Chris' body. Unless, like I stated earlier, you have some sick and perverted fetish, you would find no use for his head. But I suppose I could sign it too because he is a dumbfuck who deserves to die in the slowest and torturest way possible because he always finds some way, the littlest way possible sometime, to fuck things up.
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Re: petition for the head of all you bastardsu guys should grow up02:33:52 09/17/03 Wed

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