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Subject: Tirk cures the disease


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Tirk and Athiotriphantus
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Date Posted: 17:32:10 05/14/03 Wed
In reply to: Tithil and Lithrael 's message, "Tithil and Lithrael" on 17:11:22 05/14/03 Wed

One night working on his cure for Athiotriphantus (as always he does)Tirk screamed out with exitement "EUURRIIKKKAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" after 635 years he finaly found the cure it was simple, after discovering it he couldn't believe that it took him that long to find out. All one must do to rid themself of the disease is think very hard of themself without the disease and recite a rhyme that they know, any rhyme would do, it was simple it didn't have to be loud or long or in public. It was so easy. All those years digging for pink seagulls and fishing for plaid orchids a simple rhyme was the cure. Working as fast as his little gnome hands could he rote up as many fliers as he could suggesting that everyone preform the simple cure after all not every one who had it knew that they had it. He ran all through the capital posting his fliers. just as he posted the last one he collapsed completely drained he died of exhaustion right then and there in the middle of the city, but he had the biggest smile that any gnome ever wore.

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