Her son wails piteously through the door as her claws dig into his sensitive ear. "Owowowowow, mummy, stoppit! Please mummy, I can explain! These beasts... uh... they insulted you! Yes, I had to defend your honour! OW! Lemme go!" -- Silverotter Main MB

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Date Posted: 12:55:35 12/31/01 Mon
Author: Mighty Wrathful One
Author Host/IP: h139-142-249-110.gtcust.grouptelecom.net / 139.142.249.110
Subject: Her son wails piteously through the door as her claws dig into his sensitive ear. "Owowowowow, mummy, stoppit! Please mummy, I can explain! These beasts... uh... they insulted you! Yes, I had to defend your honour! OW! Lemme go!"
In reply to: Stonewitch 's message, "The door bursts open and an elderly female wildcat stomps in, dragging the cloaked figure and a young male wildcat by their ears" on 12:53:22 12/31/01 Mon

>~She throws the two onto the floor and glances up at
>everybeast.
>"I do apologize for my son and his little cloaked
>friend here. Ever since my son's father died a few
>seasons ago, the ninny got it into his head that he
>should be a warrior, and now he and his friends go
>about the country declaring war on everybeast. He's
>really quite stupid, but I hope you will forgive me.
>I've been chasing him for a month, trying to think up
>a suitable punishment. He's as pig-headed as his
>father. So, I am very sorry for any upset he has
>caused you, but I assure you he will not return.
>Again, please forgive me, and we'll be out of your
>way. Good day!" She backs out of the room, dragging
>the two nuisances out by their ears again.~

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The cloaked figure's hood falls away to reveal a young ferret's face. "Ow, marm, ket me go! He tricked me into it, he really did! Yowch, yer rippin' me ear off!" -- messenger, 12:56:51 12/31/01 Mon

*Bally looks at the ferret and sneers,* So that's why the vermin didn't know enough to call me a hare instead of a rabbit. Well I am glad there is no invasion! that just ducky, now we can live in peace again! (NT) -- Bally, 08:40:23 01/01/02 Tue