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DAB Mission Board!
*You enter a large room where several dibbuns are telling their friends about the mission they went on* Heyo! This is the mission board, you can post your missions here! Don't forget your dibbun name, dorm, and the list of items you purchased in your post! Good luck!!!

Subject: Mission 35: Martin is trapped in the cellars. You have to tell the elders but they won't believe you. You have to get them to believe.


Author:
Samkin of the Irresistible Imps
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Date Posted: 20:19:35 12/27/07 Thu

"Get back here, you fiend!"
samkin was running as fast as he could from Friar Hugo. Scampering under trolleys, darting through busy gaps between busy kitchen helpers, crouching in small alcoves. All the while he was making his way closer to the door with his prize bag of CC. Finally, he was there, bounding into the hallway--
"Oomf!"
Then he was seized by Mother Mellus, hearing Hugo's shouts and assuming it was a naughty Dibbun.
"Gotcha, you little rogue!"
Squeaking ijn dismay, Samkin was forced to return the candied chastnuts and had to sit through a long lecture from Ma Mellus about why Dibbuns should behave and not thieve food from the kitchens. When it was finally over, Samkin skulked toward the cellars, hoping that the friendly, Dibbun-sympathizing Cellarhog Durry would give him a free drink of cordial.
But when Sakin got there, the door was closed. samkin could hear a faint hammering and vague voices.
/Bangbang/
"Help, we're trapped!"
"Aye, we're stuck!"
Samkin recognized the voices of Durry Quill, the Cellarhog, and Martin, the warrior.
"Don't worry, I'll bring help!" Samkin shouted.
Then he zoomed off, wondering if they had even heard him.
Pretty soon he ran into Ma Mellus, scolding some guilty-looking Dibbuns by the pond.
"Muvver Mellus, Durry an' Martin are stuck in the cellars!" Samkin shouted.
"Don't be silly, you little fibber, they couldn't be stuck!" Ma Mellus retorted.
"But they's ARE!"
"If they were, then how did they get there?"
Samkin stood in dumbfounded silence, he did not know. Then he ran off, on a sudden impulse, an idea forming in his mind. He found a group of Dibbuns in the Dab hideout, and shouted at the top of his lungs, "DURRY'S GIVIN' SAMPLES OF THE GIGGLE POTION!!!!!"
A stampede of Dibbuns followed Samkin to the cellars, and they were shouting too: "FREE GIGGLE POTION IN THE CELLARS!!!" "GIGGLE POTION!!!!!!" "FREE CELLAR DRINK!!!!!" Naturally, they recruited all the Dibbuns in the Abbey for the unstoppable rush. They accumulated a lot of noise and elders, so that when they reached the cellars and silence was finally restored, they could hear Durry and Martin hammering away. The Elders opened the door, and the story was finally revealed.
What happened, was Durry was carrying several large barrels to the cellars, one by one. They were stacked by the door.Then, when the last barrel was being carried down the cellar steps, Martin tripped and all the large barrels came tumbling down, right in front of the door, trapping Durry and Martin.
Subject: Mission #4


Author:
Jania Willow
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Date Posted: 04:29:53 12/14/07 Fri

Jania the dibbun squirrel was walking to the kitchen. 'What a perfect time for a snack!' She thought as she reached for a candied chestnut in a bowl.
She was about to pop the treat into her mouth when...
"Jaina! Put that down! You'll ruin your supper!"
Jaina groaned to herself as the cestnust was taken from her paw. All of a sudden she felt a surge of rebellion seep over her. She stared into the eyes of the elder who had taken her chestnut away. The little squirrel maid narrowed her eyes together and stamped her feet and bolted from the room. If she couldn't have whatever she wanted then she was going to leave this place. Forever. And Ever.
The little dibbun wasn't a bad squirrel, but sometimes she forgot to see that somethings were just for her own good. She ran through the forest, tripping over roots and falling on the ground. Jaina's knees were battered and sore and then she remembered that she was hungry. It was dinner time. Maybe she could could just eat and then continue running away, after all, one did nee her strength didn't she?
Jaina ran back to the Abbey as fast as her little legs would let her she arrived just in time as she sat down for dinner. Yum! She ate her fill. Maybe things wern't so bad here. She thought. She could stay for a couple days longer.
The elder had won. Jaina's supper wasn't ruined after all.
Subject: Mission #33


Author:
SickleBlade
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Date Posted: 23:27:26 10/28/07 Sun

Mision #24

Dorm: Irresistible Imps Name: SickleBlade

SickleBlade was running. Running hard and fast. Suddenly he bumped into Tangle. *Apeg ya parden miss.*Suddenly he remembered something.*Er, um ahem, Tangle I have stolen almost every cc in the whole flipping abbey and I need a hiding place for them; can you help, wot wot,wot wot wot?* Tangle thought a moment and finally she replied,*Yes I think I can help you, but first tell me how you got them famine face.* *Well......* I pinched a handful from a cheese, but they where salty so I ate them. I've raided the dubbin banks, only got a few,but got heaps in the kitchens, I even found some home made ones; a bit hard and green but tasted alright. Did you know I found some in a pot of honey. Did you know I am the prince of hare thieves.* As they talked Tangle and SickleBlade lugged sacks of ccs to the hiding place.

P.S. I can't tell you where it is or you'll pinch them.
Subject: mission #98


Author:
SickleBlade
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Date Posted: 22:07:26 10/28/07 Sun

Mission #98

Dorm: Irresistible Imps Name: Sickle Blade

A Dibbun has been caught by Mother Mellus and is getting bathed! Save
him/her from that horrible fate!

SickleBlade saw his friend Willowflame getting bathed. He dashed forward pushing Mother Mellus into the bath. Heaving the dripping otter he started scrubbing Mother Mellus. Attracted by the noise the dubbins of Irresistible Imps piled into the washing room. SickleBlade gloated,* I rescued my best friend Willowflame and dumped Mother Mellus in the baff in a nintyfousand seconds.* Mother Mellus was trying to climb up the soapy slippery sides of the bath. When she reached the top the dubbins poked her back down with broom sticks. 1 or 2 otters climbed into the bath and scrubbed the badger yelling. You won't shrink so stay still you daftly dubbin.*Just then some elders came charging through the door way grabbing dubbins and trying to save Mother Mellus. Fighting against unbeatable odds the dubbins lost after having some fun.
Subject: THIS BOARD IS NOW CLOSED. PLease follow the Great Hall link to the new board.


Author:
Tangle
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Date Posted: 14:34:23 10/27/07 Sat

Subject: Mission #3


Author:
SickleBlade (happy)
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Date Posted: 06:09:03 10/26/07 Fri

Mission #3

Name:SickleBlade Dorm: Irresistible Imps


You need to get the summercream pudding on the other end of the table at a feast.
You decided to crawl under the table and get it from there. Explain your trip.


SickleBlade was hungry. Really hungry. He waited until Abbot Saxas recited a new Redwall thanks. Around applause for the the Abbot and Redwallers slackened belts and dug into the mountains and good food. After a while SickleBlade saw the last piece of summercream pudding on the other end of the table sitting on a glass plate. Wrestling with fact that he couldn't reach it SickleBlade dropped in his seat. Suddenly he froze,*Why not go under the table and pinch the summercream pudding.* He thought. He wriggled and slid until he was under the table. Crawling like the snake Asmodeus he had learnt about in school he slid around foot paws. As he was passing a hare he must of bumped his foot paws because he saw a hare look at him. The hare winked, and passed SickleBlade a piece of plum slice and whispered, * Better luck next time, wot.* Finally SickleBlade was at the pudding. Leaping up he grabbed the pudding and hurried back to his seat dogging foot paws spraying cream to the 4 corners of the globe.
Subject: mision #2 Escaping the Infirmary


Author:
SickleBlade
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Date Posted: 21:51:33 10/23/07 Tue

Mission #2

Name: SickleBlade Dorm: Irritable Imps

*Mother Mellus hauled the armed SickleBlade into the Infirmary.*Sister Viola give SickleBlade a hard and boring job please, he has been stealing scones.** I only pinched 1 or 2* he objected * Plus I was hungry. You won't stick me in here will you? Charming, elegant, intelligent badger.* Despite his pleads he ended up mending sheets. His trusty bow and arrows lying next to him. When Sister Viola looked away he creep towards the open window with two sheets. When he was half way to the window Sister Viola turned a round!* What are you doing bottomless pit?* she asked accusingly. * Er er um just having some fresh air marm, wot.* Sister Viola grabbed him by the scruff of his neck.*Come on.* She said. But SickleBlade threw a blanket over her head and used his long powerful legs to push his fat belly over the window sill. Droping like a stone the hare held on to the 2nd blanket. When he landed on the ground with a big bump he yelled * I'm hungry.* He set off towards the strawberry patch. Smeared in strawberry pulp he pulled out a scone and offered it some strawberry pulp. It took it gladly and SickleBlade popped it in his gapping mouth.
Subject: Mission #1


Author:
SickleBlade
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Date Posted: 21:06:31 10/17/07 Wed

Mission #1

Name: SickleBlade Dorm: Irresistible Imps


*Mother Mellus had SickleBlade in the bath. He struggled and twisted but couldn't get away. So he took a big mouthful of bath water and squirted it in the badger's face. Scrambling out of the bath, SickleBlade yelled* Seeya muvver old fing.* Dashing down to the great hall the hare ran. Mother Mellus stumbled up and gave a good chase. The badger panted * Come here you naughty hare.* SickleBlade dodged big blunt claws, yelling * Not a jolly chance chaps.* Elders flocked to the badger's aid chasing the hare. Leaping into a secret harness the hare disappeared into thin air. The hare almost flew into the DAB ringleaders counsel. Finally the elders found the grinning, soaking, cheerful, hare in the rafters. Seeing SickleBlade wouldn't come down the elders got a ladder and climbed up into the rafters to get him down. Just before an elder saw the DAB head quarters SickleBlade declared * Alright, if I have a baff then will you leave my friend alone, old boy?* The DAB leaders were dirty and smelly. Thankfully the elder never saw the dibbuns or he would of refused but he didn't.*Alright, but come now* he commanded. And so the dibbun SickleBlade gave hinself up for the safety of his friends and had a bath. SickleBlade was given 10cc for defending his officers and he said Top hole chaps*
Subject: Mission #22: YOu are taken in for a history lesson in the dormitories. Explain how you disrupt the lesson and drive the teacher mad.


Author:
Zelda
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Date Posted: 21:02:23 10/17/07 Wed

You are taken in for a history lesson in the dormitories. Explain how you disrupt the lesson and drive the teacher mad.


Brother Dormal sat behind the table he used as a desk and began his history lesson. “Today we will learn about Luke the Warrior, father to Martin the Warrior. You may take notes to help you study for our test next week.”

Zelda loved history class. She always enjoyed stories about the Abbey’s past. The molemaid knew the story of Luke quite well, having read most of Abbess Germaine’s journal. There were so many wonderful tales of battles, feasts, and adventures packed into the pages. She listened to the brother’s lecture with shining eyes.

“Luke and his wife, Senaria, were born at St. Ninian’s church, just down the road from Redwall. They and their tribe were driven out by an evil weasel named Ungatt Trunn, and Luke led them North to some caves where they thought they would be safe from enemies. Zelda, do you have a question?”

“No, zurr, oi jurst wanted to say that Luke’s missus beed Sayna, not Senaria, and they were driven out boi Verdauga Greeneyes ee woildcat. Ungatt Trunn beed Verdauga’s bruther, zurr.”

A few dibbuns giggled. Brother Dormal silenced them with a severe glance and continued his lesson. “Ah yes, I remember now. Anyway, Luke and his tribe had a great feast when Martin was born, with all kinds of food and games. They lit a great fire and – yes, Zelda?”

“Thurr beed no food boi the caves where Luke and his tribe stayed, zurr, so Luke and some of his friends had to go looking for et on the cliffs. That was when…”

“Thank you, Zelda, it’s all coming back to me. Now, while Luke was looking for food, a great ship called the Greenleech sailed up the coast. Her captain was an evil fox named Vilu Chopsnout, who – what is it now, Zelda?”

“Pardon me, zurr, but et wurrn’t the Greenleech, et wurr the Goreleech, captained boi a stoat named Vilu Daskar.”

Several dibbuns giggled at the idea that Zelda knew more than the brother.

Brother Dormal seemed to have trouble controlling his temper. “Thank you, Zelda. As I was trying to say, Vilu Daskar the stoat saw the tribe’s fire. He and his crew went ashore and killed them all except Martin and his grandmother Windred. I know it sounds very cruel and mean, but to the crew of the Goreleech it was like a game. When Luke and his friends returned, Sayna ran to him and told him what had happened. Luke was very upset, and – Zelda, what is the matter?”

“Sayna was killed boi Vilu Daskar, zurr.”

Brother Dormal could no longer contain himself. He was losing face in front of the dibbuns. “Would you like to teach this class, Zelda?” he blurted.

“Oi wudd, zurr, but on such a bootiful day oi thinks us dibbuns should play outside whoile you reread Luke’s story.”

This suggestion was greeted with loud cheers, which only became louder when Brother Dormal agreed. As he watched the his students dash out onto the lawn, the brother shook his head in wonder and settled down in his chair to read the documents from which Zelda had learned the real story.


- Zelda, Irresistible Imps
Subject: Mission 1 Escaping the Bath


Author:
Maddie
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Date Posted: 23:49:12 09/17/07 Mon

Here is my mission: Mission 1:


Mother Mellus is after you! After noticing that you escaped from the tub, she was immediately on your trail. Try to hold out as long as possible form her wrath!

*Maddie jumped up from her bath, splashing Ma Mellus all over with soap and water, causing her to need to clear her eyes and giving Maddie a chance to escape!
Maddie slips around the corner, using her feet to glide. She slipped under her bed in the AA dorm and grabbed her goop and dirt in a jar and went away to the perfect spot.
Dumping the dirt all over herself, she dibbed herself dirty and was pleased with her apperence! Ma Mellus soon spotted Maddie and raced after her. Maddie stood in front of the entrance of the great hall and spread the slippery goop an Ma Mellus went flying in and crashed into the wall, her skirts flying and the elders just stared at her. She blushed and briskly walked out. And not noticing the goop again, slipped and flew into the opposite wall, her nose smushed to the floor, uttering small curses.
Meanwhile, Maddie went to Geminya and asked if she would like to help her escape Ma Mellus. Geminya agreed and they found a large coat.
Geminya stood on Maddie’s shoulders and looked like a elder. They hurried outside as fast as they could but were stopped by Ma Mellus. She asked them if she had seen Maddie, not recognizing Geminya and they told her they had seen a young dibbun running that way laughing. Ma Mellus thanked them and hurried that way. Once she was out of sight the two friends chuckled at what they had just did and ran outside where the other elders where having a meeting that was in progress. There were to be food lying around and Geminya had brought a large bag to store snitched food in for later that evening.
The two hid camouflaged in the brush near the kart and very slowly took the food so no one would notice. They went back secretly to the shops and hung out there for a while, until they knew Ma Mellus would have given up and went to bed after bathing all the other dibbuns.
When they returned, they saw their dibbun friends all signaling to go into the dorm, but they did anyway. When they entered, they saw Ma Mellus, the elders and the cook waiting for them. They smiled weakly and started to run, but they were caught, and were sent to bath and bed.
When they were put to bed, Kaylar brought out a hand full of small pillows and Geminya and Maddie, the bag of food. They partied until Ma Mellus came in around 12:00 PM. Then she gave them all a punishment of dish duty in the kitchens, even more for Maddie, and bath and bed for a week.*
Subject: Mission 72: Pie-eating contest!!!!


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 12:20:24 09/16/07 Sun

Samkin practically dove headfirst into the strawberry pie. He began eating furiously. It was not easy to beat the other contestants. Jakken, a hare, Mossyra, Ordsling (Swordling), JarJar, and Lettuceleaf. Gulp. Two hares, a good ferret, a squirrel, and a mouse. What could he do? Eat. That was what. He set about demolishing a miniature deeper'n'ever pie, and got knocked over the head with an apple pie. He spun around. Mossyra was giggling. He kicked a redcurrant pie at her, then finished his pie and ducked as pie flew overhead. The pie missed him but gave Lettuceleaf quite a bruise. One down for the count.
"Stop that!"
It was Ma Mellus, who was watching the competition. In reward for her chidings, she received a mulberry pie from JarJar.
"Oomph!"
Immediately the supposed 'competition' dissolved into a pie fight.
"Take that, you foul fiend, wot wot!"
"Ouch! Watch where you're chuckin' those things, you horrible hare!"
The unfortunate Ordsling got hit so hard with a banana meadowcream pie that it propelled her into the pond.
At last, Ma Mellus got up and gave them all a lecture and sent them to the bathtub with and then to bed with no supper. Of course, Ordsling didn't get sent to the tub. Ma Mellus said, after they fished her out, that she was clean as a whistle!
Subject: 4. After getting in an argument with an elder, you decide to leave the Abbey and live in the woods. Tell about your experience and return (if any).


Author:
Geminya and Kaylar of AA
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Date Posted: 22:15:12 09/09/07 Sun

Geminya was furious. That elder was way out of line telling her off like that. It wasn’t worth living at Redwall if she had to put up with annoying elders like that one. If she was going to learn something constructive she’d have to leave the abbey.
Shaking her friend Kaylar awake, she started to pack her things. Kaylar sat straight up in bed. “Where are you going, Geminya?”
“I’m leaving. I’ve had my last fight with an elder for a long while.” She packed her books on living in a woodland area, her copy of Abbess Germaine’s journal, her blankets and pillows the food she had under her bed. Kaylar watched her and started to pack her own things. “What are you doing?” hissed Geminya. “What’s taking you away from Redwall?” Kaylar continued to pack saying “If you go I go. We’re best friends and friends don’t let the other leave without a companion.” Geminya shouldered her haversack. “You’re a good friend, Kaylar Streamrudder.” Kaylar followed her out of the dorm, looking back every so often at her old bed. She had told Geminya that she would go with her, but, why’d they have to go so far.

The two maids followed each other out of the gate by the south wallsteps and into the woods. Geminya kept muttering to herself about where they were going to live. Finally they stopped on the banks of a small stream that bent around an old oak. “Here’s where we set up housekeeping.” Geminya declared as she dropped her pack. She pulled out a small trowel form her habit pocket. “I’ll start enlarging the cave under the old oaks roots. If you want you can rest or go fishing. There’s a net in my pack.” As Geminya set to work enlarging the cave she saw Kaylar digging around for a net.

When Kaylar came back with a netful of watershrimp, Geminya was almost done with the cave. There was a large open space in the center with a ledge to either side on a ledge with a hole in the bottom directly in front of the back wall. In the hole Geminya was kindling a fire. As the fire stated to take root, she stood up and told Kaylar “This is your kitchen. Cook away!” As Kaylar prepared a delicious meal, Geminya picked up the packs and moved them inside. By the time Kaylar had cooked a delicious dinner of fried watershrimp and oat farls, Geminya had laid out their bedding on the two ledges.

After they sat down to eat Geminya told Kaylar of all the plans she had for the spot. “… We’ll have gardens here and, let’s see a few fruit trees there and berry bushes next to this…” Kaylar thought her friend was planning never to go back to the Abbey. Geminya told her they’d go back someday when they had enough to write a book about. The book would be called “Self Sufficient Dibbuns” and Geminya would prove that dibbuns could run their own homes.

So they stayed for a season and showed up at the abbey gates around mid fall bearing a harvest for a small holt of otters, if they were stingy. The elders made them show them the little cave before they’d believe anything and they were still skeptical of what Geminya and Kaylar had achieved. The dibbuns of course were thrilled to have heroines that could go missing and support themselves for about a season and a half. Geminya did get to write her book. As far as I know it is collecting dust on the gatehouse shelves and she is very disappointed in its condition. It’s almost new as it has never been read.
Subject: 7 Searats are attacking the abbey. You are inside. Sneak outside and kick their butts!


Author:
Geminya of AA
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Date Posted: 13:55:30 09/03/07 Mon

“Come on.” Geminya moaned. Searats were attacking the abbey and what were the dibbuns supposed to do? Stay in the dormitory and keep my head down. That was so unfair of Ma Mellus. We were inside while she was outside fighting vermin.

“Look out!” Some of the dibbuns started to shout as the elders came in carrying tubs full of water, soap and clean towels.. They warned us to behave or we’d be bathed. That prompted the immediate gathering of the DAB council. Tangle was presiding. “OK group” she said, calling the council to order. “This is not to be tolerated by DAB. We must break free. Any ideas?” She looked hopefully around the gathered dibbuns, her eyes pleading for somebody to reply. A dibbun piped up, why don’t we tie the elders to the beds and draw our weapons as we storm the walls.” Head nodding followed this statement. Tangle made a note on the parchment in her paws. “Ok, anyone else?” Geminya piped up. “Lets take the bathwater and bathe the vermin!” Shouts of approval met this statement. This way, nobody would get bathed. Tangle stamped her paws on the floor for attention. “Ok Geminya, good suggestion. We’ve got our plan, now let’s do it. I’ll take two thirds of the group and ambush the elders, make sure they’re locked away for a while. Then Geminya, you lead the squad carrying the bathwater and towels. Don’t forget to add plenty of soap. Once we get outside, Geminya you make sure the vermin get baths. I’ll take half of the remaining two thirds and swarm the east wall steps and cover that wall. Geminya, take your group and the water to the threshold and work there. All of you can throw something or use a bow or sling right?” She grinned as heads nodded. “Now the rest of you will be under Lauren Flame Eyes’s control as she swarms the south wall. If any group needs help, the whole majority go to the ailing group.” The council dissolved as the dibbuns moved of to their duties. Geminya and group waited until they saw the elders tied up with bedsheets and sitting on the beds. Then the groups formed a mass with the bathwater in the center as they swept out onto the abbey lawn. At Tangle’s bidding, the all moved off in different directions. Geminya’s group mounted the wall top above the gathouse and waited for her signal to dump the water. As she beckoned a group of dibbuns emptied a keg of soap into the tubs and heaved the fist one up to the ramparts. At her grin they tipped it over the wall. Agonized cries rang from the vermin as they were bathed in rose-scented bathwater. As the cries stopped coming the second and third tubs were tipped. Then the dibbuns around Geminya drew their weapons.

They fought until dawn, and when the sun’s rays first appeared over the horizian they slipped back into the dormitory and freed the elders. Then, as they had been unnoticed in the heat of battle they lay down in the pretense of sleep. Geminya grinned and lay there thinking about how much fun fighting vermin was!
Subject: My mission [By Riverstream]


Author:
Riverstream Wildlough AA
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Date Posted: 12:43:03 09/03/07 Mon

I was walking along feeling naughty when I saw a bucket of red paint by the gatehouse.I thought that I could cover myself in paint and then I could roll in the mud.I had just finished painting myself and was heading for a pile of mud when Ma Mellus caught me."You need a bath!You are dirty!"She carried me straight inside and started scrubbing.I swear she was trying to scrub my fur of!And the stripe on my back she almost washed it of!Suddenly Swordling appeared she got Mellus's attention for just a moment and I was out of there!I jumped in the pond and breathed through a reed.She searched everywhere but couldn't find me!
Subject: Riverstream's Mission


Author:
Riverstream Wildlough
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Date Posted: 22:45:15 09/01/07 Sat

I was pickin'berry's in the woods with m'friend Mossyra when a storm hit!There was thunder an' lightin' so loud that I thought everything was falling down.We were huddling under two tree's a oak and a hollow maple.Suddenly there was a crack and a crash!Lightning had struck the maple and it had fallen![Luckily the other way]Then Mossyra started to scale the oak!She was back in a flash and said '"There's a hole in the maple!We can climb inside it and wait out the storm." We tried ,Mossyra got in with no trouble but I was a different story.It took quite a lot of pulling and squeezing to get me in.We fell asleep despite all the noise.The next thing I heard was rustling and shouting I grabbed my weapon and Mossyra did to.Skipper found us and took us back to the abbey.
Subject: Mission 22: You are in for a history lesson. Explain how you disrupt the lesson and drive your teacher mad.


Author:
Lissi Riversong (GO AA!!)
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Date Posted: 15:06:32 08/26/07 Sun

It was a beautiful summer's day in Redwall. Lissi stared out the window. She would rather be anywhere but here, stuck in History Lessons. If only I was faster, she thought. Ma Mellus had only just caught her.
"Open your history books to page 554, class." Methuselah droned. Lissi kept staring out the window, like she could not hear a word he said.
"Martin helped found Redwall Abbey by slaying the evil wildcat Tsarmina." he read. Lissi stood up.
"Can we act it out?"
"Of course.."
"Thanks!"
"not." But they didn't hear him. (like they would have listened to him). Everyone in the class was fighting.
"Dibbuns! Sit down!" He gave up pretty quick. "Mellus! Mellus!" he yelled and ran out of the room. Instantly they stopped fighting.
"Good one Lissi!" Mossyra said. They knew they had only seconds before Ma Mellus came.
"Let's go. Before they come back."
So we all hid in the abbey pond.
The End
Subject: 3 You need to get the summercream pudding on the other end of the table at a feast. You decide to crawl under the table and get it from there. Explain your trip.


Author:
Geminya of AA
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Date Posted: 20:14:23 08/25/07 Sat

“Mmm…” I looked longingly at the summercream pudding on the other end of the table. Problem was that I was surrounded by other dibbuns which in turn were surrounded by elders. There was no way I was going to be able to get that pudding unnoticed. Or was there?
We were sitting at a table covered with a long white tablecloth, like the ones we used to make tents out of. We would spend hours playing under them…. Wait, that’s it! I don’t go over or around, I go under! Looking around I assessed my position. I was roughly in the center of all the dibbuns. Beckoning the group to listen to me I said that I was going to get the pudding on the other side of the table by going under it. I would need three volunteers. A squirrel, a mole, and an otter stepped up to volunteer. I told everyone else that it was important that the elders not notice that we were missing. They all said that they were going to cover for us. As we slid under the table and let the cloth fall we knew that there was no turning back.

Underneath the tables looked a lot different at a feast. Elder’s footpaws were everywhere and if we hit even one of them we’d be discovered. That’s what made this journey so treacherous. As we toddled underneath the table, stepping carefully over footpaws in our way, we came to a stopping point. We had forgotten that to get the pudding, we’d have to get out from under the table and pick it up, set it on the floor and carry it back to the seats. I had to think fast for the longer we were under the table, the more dangerous it got. I had to sacrifice a member of the three volunteers I had brought with me. The mole went back and when he was almost back to our seats he tripped over a footpaw. All the elders immediately went over to him and while he and the others were keeping them busy, the remainder of my party and I carried on. Hopping up on a bench we lifted the pudding down to the floor. Sliding it carefully under the table we ducked under the cloth as the elders returned to their seats. We realized that getting back wouldn’t be as easy as going was. About ten paces into the trip, the otter stumbled over a footpaw. The game was up. We ran back kicking as many footpaws as possible. I told the otter and the squirrel to carry the pudding back to the dibbuns while I caused another diversion. Running the opposite way then the pudding, I kicked footpaws left and right. The elders didn’t realize that it was a diversion until I had run carefully back to my seat at the far end of the table while they were all gathered at the other end.
Emerging from under the table, I was greeted as a hero. The other dibbuns had made it back with the pudding which rested on the bench in a place of honor. As I had masterminded the plot to capture it, I was given the first portion. I wanted to make sure that the team that’d helped me got some first so I gave my portions to them and after all the dibbuns had a bit I dug in to a portion of summercream pudding.
Subject: Mission 47 You find a beautiful treasure and don't want others to see it. Hide it!


Author:
Cereth Claymore
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Date Posted: 00:58:48 08/25/07 Sat

*As I ran around with the treasure in my paw, I wondered where I could hide it. There were many places a little fella like me could hide it. I could hide it under my pillow, I could dig a hole, and I could do a lot of other things, but none of them seemed quite right. So I ran and found Mother Mellos. I then asked her where she would hide a treasure. *Moder Mellos where would ya hide a treasure?* Mother Mellos was very distracted and said the first thing that came to her mind. *Um, um, uh the walls, the Abbey walls.Thank ya.* I then ran off toward the east wall. When I got halfway there, a dibbun stoped me. *What's in your hand? Um, nothing. Ya there is. I saw something glint in your hand. I quickly slid the ring into my pocket, and pulled out a shiny fork. It was just this fork I was using to eat my pie. Pie? Where'd you get the pie? The friar, he's giving them out for free. Wow that's unusual. I think they're almost out, you'd better hurry if you want to get one. Okay.* I watched the little squirrelmaid run off toward the kitchens. I continued running toward the east wall gate. When I got to the door, I found that it was locked. I didn't want to get the elders because I know they would send me to the infirmary to do chores. So I found a picnic blanket that was on the Abbey grounds, bunched it up to make a kind of bag, and jumped off the edge. The bag made a sort of parachute. When I hit the bottom, I searched for something to hide my treasure in. I looked and looked and then found a little crack in the wall. *Hmmm, that looks like a good spot to put it.* I put the ring into my forefinder and thumb, and slipped it into the hole. By then it was night and so I tried to find a way in, but it was so dark I couldn't see my own paws in front of my face. Then I saw a torchlight in the distance. * Cereth, come out. I'm here, I'm here. Help me I can't see anything.* Skipper came running and picked me up. He carried me into the Abbey and I they forced me to do chores in the infirmary. I didn't even have time to tell them why I was out there. When I get bigger, like Skipper, I'm going to go see if the ring is still there.
The End.
Subject: 20 You have snuck down into the cellar to take some candied chestnuts, when suddenly you hear footsteps coming. There is nowhere to hide! What do you do?


Author:
swordling of the GG
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Date Posted: 23:23:26 08/24/07 Fri

Swordling slipped out her bed and tiptoed out the door. She had seen the cellar hog take a huge bag full of candy chestnuts into the cellars yester day and she was determined to get them. So she had waited till everyone else was a sleep to get the prize.
It didn’t take long to get to the cellars. Swordling had a bit of trouble getting the door open with the knob being so high up, but she managed all right and was soon down in the cellars searching for the nuts.
“Now were could they be?” She asked her self.
After a long search the Candy chestnuts were found. The bag was sitting right on top of the caller hog’s stool. The bag was only half as full as it had been, but there were still a lot of nuts left.
With an evil giggle Swordling grabbed the bag and slipped out of the clears she was half way back to her bed when she heard footsteps. Swordling froze. There was no ware to hide she was in the middle of an empty hallway.
An idea popped into her head it was risky, but she didn’t have much of a chose. With out further thought Swordling stuffed the bag of candy chestnuts under her night shirt closed her eyes and began walking around slowly as if she were in so kind of daze. The footsteps getting nearer and nearer,.
The abbot could not get to sleep that night so he had made up his mind to go down to the kitchens for a cup of tea when what did he stumble upon but a little dibbun wandering around in the halls.
“Poor little thing must be sleep walking.” The abbot bent down and scooped Swordling up.
“I’ll just carry you to your bed before you wake up my goodness you’ve got quiet the tummy I didn’t know we feed dibbuns so well”
Swordling could hardly suppress a giggle. The candy chestnuts did make her tummy look a little large.
True to his word the abbot tucked Swordling back in her bed, and believing her to still be a sleep left to go get his cup of tea. Swordling’s eyes snapped open and she leaped up and hide the bag under her bed. She would show it to Mossy tomorrow and they would stuff themselves with sweet nuts.
So with a smile Swordling congratulated her self on a job well done.
Subject: 2 You have been punished and are now in the Infirmary, sentenced to chores. Escape!


Author:
Geminya of AA
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Date Posted: 19:01:46 08/24/07 Fri

“Great” I look around the Infirmary and groan at all the chores I was sentenced to do. I also was looking for my escape route. There was no way I was going to waste the gorgeous afternoon in the Infirmary!
When I had swept the floor and made the beds, I start to stuff everything else that I was supposed to do out of sight. During that time I made up my plan. I was going to search the room.
First stop, the cabinets by the door. Let’s see, herbs, nettles (ugh), the jar of candied chestnuts. I debated over taking these, but I knew that that would get me in even more trouble than I was. Next stop, the shelves where the books were. Nothing but books there. I looked around in desperation for another hiding place. Wait, what’s that under the bed that Brother Hollyberry used. A locker! This had to be it. I pawed through it looking for the items I wanted. Got them! I walked over to the window and lifted the bow that the brother had confiscated from another dibbun yesterday and knocked one of the arrows to the string. I pulled back and released, hoping my aim was as good as it used to be. It was and I smiled as I watched the arrow sink into the bark of a tree nearby. Slinging the bow and quiver over my shoulders I swung out to freedom using the rope I had tied to the arrow. Landing neatly in the tree, I slid carefully down and scampered off to the pond where everybody else was gathered.
Running up to the dibbun whose bow I used, I returned it saying “You don’t know how much this helped me” He looked up at me and said “Oh yes I do. You probably used it to escape from the Infirmary by tying a rope to it and swinging down. I did that yesterday and that’s why it was confiscated. Good luck hiding from Hollyberry!” Before I could duck into the reeds or slip under the water, there was a shout from the abbey “Geminya, Get back to the Infirmary.” As Brother Hollyberry escorted me back to my chores he said “Nice try, but not original enough.” Oh well, back to the drawing board!
Subject: Mission #2


Author:
Audrey H. Goldbrush, TT
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Date Posted: 01:08:12 08/24/07 Fri

Mission: You have been punished and are now in the Infirmary, sentenced to chores. Escape!

Pass me another blanket! *The ferretbabe instructed and, with a huff, Audrey Goldbrush tore another clean linen sheet off an Infirmary bed and pushed it into Stoakly's paws. The little squirrelmaid, not liking being told what to do, scowled fiercely. Stoakly ruffled his friend's head, chuckling with satisfaction as she squealed in protest.* Don't look so cranky, Auds!

I'sa not youses s'wave!! *The maid struggled out of the ferret's grip, sticking her tongue out at him. Stoakly knotted the blanket at the end of the other blankets he had tied together to create a long rope.*

Yeah yeah - whatever. Aud, I need another sheet.

*Audrey ignored his request, instead peering out the window, emerald optics scanning the ground below; the Abbey was alive and bustling, and the squirrel gave a sigh, shaking her head.* 'Dere's too many c'weatu'wes - we'll be seeners! *The ferret joined her at the windowsil and, seeing all the beasts hurrying left-and-right, a thoughtful expression crossed his face.*

But do we have another alternative?

Well, 'dere is one... *A smirk lit up Audrey's face, and Stoakly swept his brown gaze over his companion; the squirrel held herself with an arrogant poise, and her ears were perked expectantly - she definiately had an idea.*

What's your idea? *He stepped forward, and the squirrel leaned close, whispering secretively into an ear; the ferret blinked, registering the plan, before smiling, eyeing Audrey with a hint of respect towards her deviousness.* Clever, Audrey...

*Audrey, unable to suppress a haughty smile, combed a paw through her golden pelt. She nodded, licking her lips.* Okies, we'sa should put ou'w p'wan into action, hm?

Yush! *Stoakly nodded, and watched Audrey burst into tears; the ferret cringed as the ferret set up a loud din, and it was only a few seconds before the Infirmary Sister, who had been busy mixing various herbs and such, came running in, fear lighting up her kind brown eyes. Hitching up the hem of her dress, looking alarmed, the mouse looked from Audrey and Stoakly.*

What's happening!?

*Stoakly grinned, and a sly smile spread across Audrey's face.* O' nuffin' sister! *Abruptly, the ferret flung himself at the Sister, who had no choice but to ctch his furry form. Noting the distraction, Audrey - with deft paws - darted behind the Sister and bringing the trail of curtains with her, in a matter of moments, she had tied the mouse's footpaws together. The Sister stumbled, fell, and Stoakly moved out of the way. Audrey quickly secured the Sister's forepaws with the other end of the blanket-rope. Stoakly, with a grin, silenced the Sister's growling by popping sevreal candied chestnuts he retrieved from his pockets into her mouth.*

Goo' jobbers, Stoakers! *Audrey nodded and clambered up onto her friend's shoulders. With a triumphant cry, the two dibbuns sped out the door, and into freedom!*
Subject: 1. Mother Mellus is after you! After noticing that you escaped from the tub, she was immediately on your trail. Try to hold out as long as possible form her wrath!


Author:
Geminya
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Date Posted: 16:20:33 08/22/07 Wed

“You little ruffian, come back here! Now! This instant!” I looked back and through the haze of the soap bubbles I was trailing I could see the shape of Mother Mellus emerging from the dormitory where she had been giving me a bath. Can’t she understand as a member of DAB, I do not take baths and I do not go to bed. Honestly, how slow could she be! I decide that now would be a good time to try the trick that Tangle was describing for escaping the elders. I dash to a door and dive under a bed in the nearest dormitory. Pausing only for a second until I saw Mellus’s paws by the bed I dashed into the hall and down the stairs. Running into Cavern Hole I slid silently under a table. Protected by the tablecloth, I scurried along to the end of the table, hoping to get into the kitchens to steal some candied chestnuts, sugarplum puddin’ and a slice of deeper’n ever pie. Then I’d hunt down a flask to fill with strawberry fizz and carry the lot up to my dormitory where I’d be the hero of the hour. Then I saw the cart at the end of the table. Hooray, I could ride to the kitchens in style! As I clambered onto the cart I heard the Friar saying “Take that cart out of mint tea and mint wafers out to the pond where the elders are sitting then come back for the maplecream pudding and trifle. Don’t forget to see that the whortleberry muffins are taken out of the oven before they burn.” Not the kitchens, this trolley was going to the pond! As I gripped the bottom I also remembered what the Friar had said about who was at the pond. I was about to be taken straight into the midst of a group of elders!

As I crouched panic stricken on the bottom shelf I felt a jarring thud as the trolley driver negotiated the steps to the lawn. The cloth flew up and I knew I was about to be discovered. The driver stopped and pretended to look at the wheel. It was Saxtus who was driving the trolley. He muttered “What are you doing Geminya, hiding from Ma Mellus? What’d you, skip out on your bath?” I nodded mutely, to scared to talk. “Well now you’re in a pickle aren’t you? Escaping from Mellus into a bunch of elders. I’ll see what I can do to help you.” As the trolley rumbled on towards the pond I wondered what ideas Saxtus could have to keep me out of trouble. We stopped; it was time to face the elders. “Hello Saxtus, brought us some tea and company?” asked blind Brother Simon. “Yes Simon, Geminya was still hungry because she ended up sitting by Tarquin at dinner. She saw me coming out here and was too scared to ask for more food so she hopped on the trolley. She asked me to see if you’d share your food with her” Saxtus was such a nice mouse! Helping me out by telling a tale so I wouldn’t be sent right to bath and bed. I held my breath as I heard Simon answer “Why not, there’s enough to share. Why don’t you help her wash up at the pond and then maybe you could get her some strawberry fizz and maybe a small dish of cream for her to dip the wafers in when you come back.” Fancy that, I get to eat in style with the elders while every other dibbun has to be bathed and sent to bed early ‘cause we started a bit of trouble in the kitchens earlier. Ha! That’ll show Dwopple and Arven, always bragging about how much they could get away with. As Saxtus helped me wash up he also made sure that I looked clean enough that the elders would think I’d already been bathed.
As I sat down on one of the elders laps and took my beaker of strawberry fizz I saw Mellus coming towards us. Saxtus was right behind her with the rest of the food. “Geminya get back up to the bathtub now1” She barked as she came closer. “But Mother Mellus, I’ve already been bathed. Look, I’m as clean as a whistle.” The elder whose lap I’d been sitting on spoke up on my behalf. “She looks as clean as if she’d just been bathed Mellus. You must have done it and forgotten about it. She’s just having a bite of tea with us.”
“Ok, but right up to bed afterwards. Saxtus!”
“Yes Ma Mellus.”
“Make sure that Geminya goes right up to bed afterwards.”
“Yes Ma Mellus.” As she strode back to the abbey Saxtus winked at me. As soon as the tea had started, it had ended. Saxtus took me inside. “Now,” he said “can you make it upstairs by yourself?” I nodded eager to slip down into the kitchens. “Ok, goodnight.” As he walked away towards the Great Hall is sneaked into the kitchens. From there I stole the remains of the maplecream pudding, a bit of the trifle, some whortleberry muffins and candied chestnuts, sugarplum puddin’ and three flasks of strawberry fizz. As I scrambled up the stairs, I thought about how I was going to be a dibbun legend for this deception of Mellus coupled with the food heist. Walking into the dormitory I was greeted with a moment of shocked silence then a wave of questions. Fending off hungry dibbuns I made my way to my bed where I deposited my loot. After carefully portioning out the food, I sat back and enjoyed the benefits of becoming a legendary part of Dibbun history, all because I wouldn’t take a bath.
Geminya, Active Array
Subject: Mission 26: You and your best Dibbun friend are captured by searats. Escape, or let them take you to their ship and fight all of them.


Author:
Samkin of the II
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Date Posted: 14:02:40 08/22/07 Wed

Samkin and JarJar barely made it out of the gateway before they closed it. Some Dibbuns had gone missing, including them, and they were to go to bed without tea or dinner, and with a bath, of course. They had just been brought in by the otter crew and decided to skip the bath by taking a stroll outside, first. So, he and JarJar randomly set off south, for they knew that it was better to stick to the path than blundering among the trees. They had not been going far a ferret jumps out and grabbed Samkin. JarJar would have helped him but was grabbed by a rat, who said, "Hey, Cap'n, let's take these two to the ship! Theys'll make prime oarslaves."
"Indeed," said the captain. He was obviously the kind of vermin that spoke properly.
Samkin looked at JarJar.
JarJar looked at Samkin.
And they bth understood and agreed the unspoken question.
They would let the rat oaf and the captain take them to the ship.
Why? So they could free the other oarslaves.
The journey was easier than the rat and ferret thought, for the Dibbuns didn't struggle at all, and actually helped, as if they were in a hurry to get to the ship, which they were.
When they finally reached the ship, JarJar and Samkin just looked at the captain blankly when he interrogated them. Eventually, he gave up and ordered for them to be sent to the Death Pit.
Samkin looked at the dead slavedrivers. "Perfect." he said. "That stupid rat just haaaaaad to dare me. He just had to. Absolutely perfect. Now where do we put this dead body?"
An otter oarslave gestured at the large hole Samkin had cut in the wall with his hidden daggers. "We could toss him out there."
"Good suggestion!" said JarJar. I also suggest we escape sharply. Water is leaking through that hole. Quickly."
So they swam away, and luckily the shore was not to far off, for they had a few hedgehogs that needed to be carried by the otters.

"Samkin, you are such a liar. You probably were the first Dibbun there when they showed up at the gate, and made up a story and gave JarJar a part in it too." said Swordling.
"Yeah," Mossyra said. "And those scars mean they were probably on a searat ship once, but escaped. You are such a fibber."
Samkin and JarJar merely huddled with the rescued oarslaves for little while. Then they threw Swordling and Mossyra into the pond and stole some trifle.
Subject: 26You are walking down the path with your best Dibbun friend. All of a sudden, a rat and a ferret jump out of the bushes and grab the two of you. The rat says to the ferret, "Hey Cap'n, let's take these to the ship." Either escape, or attack them, or let them take you to the ship and attack all of them!


Author:
swordling of the GG
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Date Posted: 20:02:42 08/21/07 Tue

“Hurry up Mossy.” Swordling called over her shoulder as she strolled along the path.
Swordling and her good friend Mossyra had decided the since it was bath day they should go and take a nice long walk through Mossflower. So they wouldn’t get bathed.
Mossyra struggled to keep up with the dark mouse’s fast pace. “Slow it down a bit there Swordling.” She panted.
Swordling stopped and waited for Mossyra to catch up.” sorry about that mate. I’m just a little excited. I can smell vermin. If we walk a little farther I’m sure we can catch up to them.”
Mossyra shook her furred head.” Oh Swordling trust you to go hunting for vermin on a nice day like this.”
Swordling shrugged and continued walking. Just as the two friends were passing a clump of bushes a rather small rat and ferret jump out of the bushes and land right in front of the two dibbens. The rat was wearing a lot of mismatched armor and the ferret had a long brown cloak with a large hood.
The Rat grabbed Mossyra and held her up.” Hey cap’n we should take this lot to the ship and make um work as our salves.”
Before the ferret could answer Swordling drew her sword and waked the Vermin holding her friend right in the gut. With a strangle sob the rat dropped Mossyra and grabbed he’s stomach.
Swordling laughed and leaped upon him. Whacking left and right.” Come on Mossy get the rat.”
With a nod Mossyra loaded her sling and dodged a blow from the rat before whacking him with her sling. He fell only moments later with a hand to his head.
Swordling stood up and kicked the unconscious form of the ferret.” Well Mossy. I propose we follow the tracts the vermin made back to there ship and sink it.”
Mossyra shock her head.” But Swordling they wouldn’t let us on there ship. How are we going to attack them? They’d just shoot arrows at us, and even you can’t dodge fifty arrows at one time.”
Swordling grudgingly agreed then furrowed her brow in concentration.” Give me a moment to figure out a plain.” After a few minutes of deep thought Swordling snapped her fingers in triumph.” I’ve got it Mossy. I’m the best. We dress up in the vermin’s cloths so we look like them. Then we get on there ship have them sail it out a bit. Then in the middle of the night cut a big hole in the side and escape on one of there life boats.”
Mossyra stared jumping up and down for joy.’ Yippy this is going to be so much fun. You’ll have to dress up as the rat because your tall looks like a rats a bit, and I’ll dress up as the ferret, and um. How should we hide my tail? It doesn’t look much like a ferret’s.’
“oh just keep it hidden under the cloak and keep the hood over your face. I’ll wear the rats helmet and no one should no the difference.”
Mossyra nodded her head to show she agreed.
It took about ten minutes for the two adventures to dress up in the vermin’s cloths. Swordling was glad that they were rather small as vermin go, but just to be safe she made some short stiles out of braches and hide then in the over large boots. She draped the ferrets cloak over Mossyra and had her pull the hood over her face. Then Swordling shoved on the helmet that the rat had been wearing. Then they were ready.
They quickly located the vermin’s trail that they had left, and followed it until they came across a small boat tied by the river Moss. They clambered in and followed the current for about an hour before they reached the sea. It didn’t take long to locate the vermin’s big ship.
Swordling laughed heartily before turning to Mossyra” remember Mossy you’re the cap’n . So act like one. Stick to the plan.”
Mossyra nodded her head and they both set about rowing there little boat towards the vermin ship. Swordling smiled in anticipation as they bump up against the side of the corsair vessel. Mossyra jumped as a rat pocked his head over the side and shouted down at them
“Oy who be ye an’ what do ye want,’
Swordling gave Mossyra a reassuring nod as her friend spoke up trying to make her voce as gruff as possible
“It’s me your cap’n you worm filth. Now lower down a ladder this instance. Before I have you whipped.”
The rat hurriedly lowered down a rope ladder. Mossyra and Swordling scrambled aboard. They were both shocked at the amount of sea rats that were milling about. Swordling could hardly contain her self. She wanted to leap at them all and slay them.
“ hey cap’n your back. Did you find anything interesting?”
Mossyra scowled and shot back at the blackish rat that had asked her the question.” No I did not. There’s nothing of any worth her. I order that we seat sail immediately.”
“ set sail Cap’n? But tis almost night.”
“Do AS I ORDERD.” Mossyra screamed.
Rats every ware hurried to obey. Several shoot anger looks at Swordling when she made no move to help. Mossyra quickly stated walking towards what looked like the captain’s cabin. Swordling hurried after. They both breathe a sigh of relief when the door was closed safely behind them.
Mossyra whipped sweat of her brow .”Oh my that was a close one Sword.”
Swordling smiled and started laughing.” Oh My Mossy you make quite the captain. Toughs rats were tremble when you yelled like that.”
Mossyra walked over and sat down at the only bed in the room. “We just have to wait till night fall before making a hole in the ship and escaping. It should be dark enough in another hour.”
Swordling stared to walk towards the door.” I’ll go tell the crew that you want to anchor the boat after we get about a mile out.” She slipped through the door.
Almost immediately a rather fat rat strolled over to Swordling
“ hey grimclaw mate.” He said. ”What’s wrong with the cap’n?’
Swordling turned and grimaced beneath the helmet.” Not that its any of your business but the cap’n smashed his face in a tree. That’s why he’s hoods up. Any way some little woodland creatures saw and he wants to get away from the land until his face heal. Set the anchor down for the night when we get about two miles from shore. That’s all.”
The fat rat put a hand to his mouth and tried hard to stop from laughing.” Hehehehheheheheh smashed his face, hehheheheheeheh. I’ll go tell the crew when to set down anchor and the good news. Hehhehhehehehheeeheh”
The rat wandered away still chuckling to himself. Swordling smiled and turned back inside the cabin.

At about midnight Swordling and Mossyra snuck out of the cabin and quietly lowed down the small boat they’d come to the ship on. Once they were down in the water Swordling pulled out her sword and dived under. She slowly began cutting a good sized hole on the bottom of the boat. She had to come up for air numerous times but at last the job was done. With a small smirk Swordling and Mossyra rowed there little boat towards the shore. Laughing as the sea rat vessel slowly sank beneath the waves.

“And that how it happened” Swordling finished her tall with a wave of her paw.
Samkin shook his head.” No it didn’t you two made that all up.”
Mossyra looked rather indignant.” We did not make it up it really happened see.” She held forth the battered helmet and cloak that they had stolen from the vermin.
Yet still Samkin would not believe.” You’re both a bunch of lyres.”
So Swordling and Mossyra threw him in the pond.
Subject: Mission 51


Author:
Mossyra of the II
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Date Posted: 23:41:28 08/20/07 Mon

A spy has entered Redwall and stolen the Tapestry. However, he carried a deadly weapon- a deadly plague that lingers for 3 months before it kills the sick creature. This plague is airborne, fluid borne, highly contagious, and can be contracted by all kinds of small land mammals, except for hedgehogs (lucky you Tangle!) and moles. However, there is a cure For this disease. One mission is: find the spy who carried this virus and ask him if he knows about the cure (threaten him either way cuz' you never know what kind of useful information he may have!) Find the cure somehow, and bring it back to Redwall before any fatalities occur. The bonus mission is: bring back Redwall's only treasure: the tapestry!




Mossyra led a group of DAB members to the spot where the Tapestry had once hung and pressed a small knot that had lain behind the wildcat. As three stones rumbled aside, she thought about the spy and felt her paws clench angrily. Stealing the Tapestry was reason enough to kill a beast, but the disease was unforgiveable. She herded them into the secret passage, then shut the door and headed toward Cavern Hole. Passing the stairs she heard someone shouting that they needed more water and sighed sadly. Two of her friends had already fallen victim to the dreaded plague and they were being kept in the Infirmary with the other sick beasts. A constant stream of cautious beasts carrying food ad drinks headed up the staris, most reappearing instantly. Then she was in Cavern Hole and motioning for the next group to come.
It had been her idea to take all beasts not sick into the network of halls hidden beneath Redwall. Tangle--who was immune to the sickness--had agreed readily but stayed behind. She was one of the few moles and hedgehogs that cared for the sick creatures and brought food and drink to them. Everyone else was staying far away from anywhere upstairs.

Mossyra stared helplessly as Riverstar was borne upstairs between two moles on a stretcher. The creatures that had been in her group were being checked and kept under survellience until it was determined that they weren't infected. That made three of her friends taken by the plague and the one responsible getting farther away with each passing day.
Swordling, Audreystream, and now Riverstar . . . It was too much. Pulling her healer's pouch from its hiding place, she left quietly after dropping another group off and concentrated on looking for tracks.
The spy had a seven day head start but it didn't have her natural speed, agility, and her sense of justice. Also, it was burdened by a heavy Tapestry and not expecting anyone to follow it. Climbing over the battlements, she stared in dismay at the pawtracks heading south. If she didn't hurry they would be obliterated by wind. No rain had come since the fateful night when the Tapestry had been stolen and she felt the wind begin to pick up for the first time in a week.

A few hours later she glared at the rocky ground. Gone. All trace of the theif and murderer was gone. If she could figure out where the creature was going she could go there also, but she didn't have a clue. Unless . . .
Opening her pouch, she drew out a small bit of torn parchment and stared at it hard.

20.8.5. 20.1.16.5.19.20.18.25. 19.8.1.12.12. 3.15.13.5. 20.15. 12.15.1.13.8.5.4.7.5.

Rubbing her eyes tiredly, she gave up and scanned the sky. The wind was definately picking up, now, and clouds raced overhead. She quickly gathered dead or fallen branches and piled them together, then snapped smaller branches off of nearby trees and made a lean-to. She spread leaves over the structure and piled her dry sticks inside for a fire. Lighting them, she huddled close and gathered a blanket around her to stop the wind's chill. The lonely figure sat there as rain poured around, unaware of the unfriendly eyes watching her.



(I'll finish it later)
Subject: Mission 5--- Your best dibbun friend has been dibbun-napped by 50 ferrets! How will you get him/her back?


Author:
Mossyra of the II
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Date Posted: 13:58:33 08/20/07 Mon

Mossyra frowned at the open wallgate. She knew who had gone out there, but she should have been back hours ago. With a sigh Mossyra locked the gate and scrambled up the wallsteps. Then the agile squirrelmaid clambered over the battlement and down the wall. Without so much as a glance backwards she headed into Mossflower to find her missing friend.
It was dangerous to search in Mossflower. You could travel for entire seasons without running into whoever you were looking for. But she couldn't leave her friend. Mossyra planned to be back by sunset to check for Swordling, but the overcast sky gave way to rain. There was no way to tell time until the clouds broke.

Three hours later she was wandering without a hope of finding the mousemaid when she heard a twig crack. Instinct
took over and she was hidden in the foliage of a sycamore before she had more than registered the noise. Below her she saw shadows move and heard branches snap as a group of beasts made their way noisely through the forest. Thena break in the clouds literally shed light on the scene below.
Fifty ferrets were crashing through the underbrush. In the middle was an unconscious Swordling being dragged along. Her belt was empty and Mossyra's paw went to where she had stuffed the wooden sword she had found lying in Mossflower. Wonderful. Swordling was bound, surrounded by two and a half score enemies, weaponless, with only a swuirrelmaid to rescue her. This wouldn't take more than an hour.

Mossyra followed the ferrets by treetop until they reached their camp and did the simplest thing possible. She walked into the middle of their camp and started to cut the now-conscious mouse's bonds with a dagger pulled from her belt.
It amused her to see the looks on the faces of the surrounded foes when she strolled nonachtly through their camp and started to free their prisoner. As she passed Swordling her wooden sword, the mousemaid's eyes started to gleam dangerously. Meanwhile, the ferrets stood dumbfounded at the sight of a bold little squirrelmaid walking about in their midst.
A burly ferret recovered first and jumped at Mossyra's back roaring, "Get them!" Mossyra turned and struck in a blur of motion, loosing her stone at almost the same instant the burly ferret fell dead. Mossya shouted simultaneously with Swordling, "Reeeeedwaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!" They laughed out loud while throwing themselves recklessly upon the vermin.
Mossyra twirled her loaded sling faster and faster, switching it from paw to paw as she ran full tilt at the enemy while Swordling smoothly turned away from a dead ferret, avoided a spear thrust, and slashed down at another foe. It was over in a matter of minutes, with Swordling calmly cleaning her sword and muttering about ambush and Mossyra sorting through her remaining stones. After a while the squirrelmaid sighed, "I guess we should get back to Redwall. I doubt any more vermin are going to show up." Sworlding grimaced and nodded reluctantly, then followed her companion back to Redwall Abbey, where they stole some food and ate it out in the orchard, weaving fantastic tales about how they destroyed an invading army of vermin and poison snakes in front of an awestruck aaudience.
Subject: Mission 118: You are captured by the DFB.


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 21:53:55 08/18/07 Sat

Name: Samkin
Dorm: II
Mission: 118

Samkin gulped. The DFB had prepared seaweed and cockleshell potion for his snack. Their minds had been twisted by elders, they thought it tasted GOOD!!! But they knew Samkin didn't, so it was their object of torture. Luckily, he had a dagger hidden on his person (I am NOT telling where he hides it) at all times. He un-hid it and began to cut his bonds. He was bound to a battlement on the west walltop. It was unfortunate that the DFB came by just then. Samkin sliced through the rest of his bonds and took off, with cries of, "Hey! Get back here!", "That's DAB for you!", "Dirty rotten DAB scum!", and "Well? Catch him!" close behind him too.
He was racing down the wallsteps now, dashing by the pond, darting through the orchard, running through the Abbey doors, sprinting through Great Hall, scampering up the stairs, and into the dormitory. He knew he could not escape in here, but the tunnel system he discovered led to EVERY room, so he could hide in there. Pressingg a near-invisible knob in the woodwork, he studied one of the maps he had placed at most of the entrances and set off for the II dorm, whistlinng a merry tune. Life was so easy with his daggers and the tunnel system.



Jess, are you still taking sayings? Mine is-- Pickles eaten.
Subject: Mission 78--Another Dibbun thinks they saw a ghost. You hear strange wailing sounds at night. Discover what's going on.


Author:
Mossyra of the II
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Date Posted: 20:24:51 08/17/07 Fri

"I'm telling you, Mossyra, I saw it," Swordling insisted. Despite the fact that her fur was almost black, she seemed pale. "It was a ghost! I could see right through it! It was somewhere between green and white and it had . . . !" Mossyra made a soothing gesture and said, "I believe you, Swordling. You aren't one to see things, so this had to be real. Calm down." Mossyra put a paw to her chin and paced back and forth, her brow furrowed in thought. "I don't get it," she said at last. "I can here the most horrible wails every night, but the elders don't notice a thing. You're the third Dibbun to see these . . . apparations . . . and the elders still don't believe us!" Mossyra threw herself down on her bed and sighed. "The only thing left is to get rid of them before they drive us insane." Swordling shook her head, eyes wild. "My first reaction was to chop at it with my sword, Mossy. I didn't even feel contact and it went right through!" She broke off with a shudder. "Why can't the elders see them," Driprudder asked from his seat on one of the beds. "Riverstar said Ma Mellus didn't even see the ghost when it went through her!" Mossyra shook her head. "I don't know. It doesn't make sense."
"Maybe they're the ghosts of Dibbuns that got bathed to many times," Samkin suggested disgustedly as he entered. Driprudder quickly hopped off Samkin's bed, but the squirrel didn't notice. "Ugg! That's my third bath in four days! The elders seem to be much more alert since this ghost business started, and I'm running out of hiding places. Some Dibbuns are talking about running away until the ghosts leave. And for once, I'm thinking of joining them," Samkin added with a grimace. Mossyra sat up straight, electrified. "Of course! The ghosts of Dibbuns!" She paused to glance at Samkin before continuing, "Though, I don't think it came from too many baths. It's probably some vermin babes that got abandoned and died and now they're haunting our Abbey!" Swordling and Driprudder stared and her, but Samkin burst out laughing. "Yeah right," he scoffed. Mossyra's eyes narrowed. "Want to find out? 'Cause I can certainly help!"
"Mossyra," a voice from the doorway cried. "Stop it!" Mossyra sheepishly back away, then turned to face Riverstar. "You okay, Riv? Last I saw you you were unconscious and being rushed to the Infirmary." Riverstar grimaced. "Well, having a ghost pass through you isn't exactly pleasant, but I'm fine. However, the spirit imparted some information to me when it was looking into my mind, perhaps unintentionally. It seems they are Dibbuns, ferrets in fact, and they did die in nearby Mossflower." Everyone pointedly didn't look at Samkin. "They are trying to find certain Dibbuns, and when they do they're go to kill these Dibbuns." A collective gasp came from the gathered members. "That's why it was searching my mind." Riverstar frowned. "I think I fell senseless at the same time part of its thoughts drifted into me, because I have a thought at the very edge of my consciousness about how to defeat them." Mossyra smiled and said, "Riverstar, you just gave me the solution. It's dark out now and the ghosts will be about." As if on cue a loud wailing began, rising and dropping eerily but never stopping completely. "I'll just get one to go through me and find their weakness," the squirrelmaid finished. Quickly, she darted out of the Irresistable Imps dorm and into the Abbey. "No," cried Riverstar, a moment to late. With a sigh she continued, "You're one of the Dibbuns they want to kill." The four friends stared at each other for a moment, then raced after Mossyra.

The halls were dark and empty. A storm had been gathering all day and now rain pattered against the windows. Her footpaws padded with almost no sound against the worn stone, but it sounded loud against the silence. Like a tomb, she thought. At that moment lightning flashed, lighting the entire room. Thunder before the light died away entirely and she saw them. Three glowing forms drifted toward her, emitting horrible moans. They stopped a few paces away and watched her. Finally, one of them spoke in a strangely distant voice, 'We are the Three. Who comes into our domain.' Drawing herself up to her full height, which wasn't much, Mossyra replied, "I am Mossyra. These aren't your domains; they belong to Martin the Warrior and the good beasts of this Abbey!" A strange sound came from the ghosts and after a moment Mossyra realized they were laughing. 'Martin may be able to defeat real vermin and invading spirits,' the smallest put in, 'but he can't touch us. The Three will rule the night once more!' Mossyra frowned. "Who are the Three anyway? And why do you want to kill Dibbuns? And why can't the elders see you?" The middle one flashed a cruel smile at her. 'A few Dibbuns can destroy us, so we will kill them first. The Three are three Dibbuns who were killed in Mossflower before even Kotir was built. Our spirits have lain dormant for years, but the ones that built the Abbey over our resting place disturbed us. Only now, seasons later, were we able to gather enough strength to rise into the world of the living once more! The elders can't see us because we haven't revealed ourselves to them.' The ferret smirked. 'You should know how hard it is for elders to find Dibbuns. When we have killed the ones that threaten us, then we shall rule the night! Everybeast will be able to see us and we will rule the Abbey!' Mossyra laughed recklessly. "Well, I'm one of those you want to kill. Come get me!" The ghosts exchanged glances, then looked back at the squirrelmaid. Mossyra spread her arms wide. "What are you waiting for? I don't fear death. Come kill me, cowards!" With an angry howl the largest of the Three hurled itself at her.
Mossyra gave a self-satisfied smile and folded her arms triumphantly as the ferret crashed into an invisible barrier only inches away from her. "Your powers have no hold when courage reigns. I don't fear you or death. Neither am I fearless. I told you I have no fear, so you can't touch me. The only thing keeping you alive is fear!" The smallest one gasped and wavered, shimmering close to disappearance. 'No! We are the Three! We rule the night,' the middle one shouted. Its smaller companion nodded and firmed. Mossyra, however, was shaking her head. "No," she said quietly. "I will fight you with nothing but my bare paws if it means saving my friends. Tangle, Samkin, Swordling. You won't touch them as long as I am here." Riverstar, Driprudder, Swordling, and Samkin dashed around a corner at that exact moment.
With another howl, this one victorious, the three ferret spirits leapt at Mossyra's friends. "No," she cried desperately, throwing herself in their path. They collided with the squirrelmaid and vanished. As they passed into her body, she heard one of them whisper, 'We sleep.' Then her head struck the wall and she saw blackness creeping up on her. Pushing away the darkness, she shook her head to clear it of sharp pain. "Mossyra," Swordling crowed, "You did it!" Mossyra shook her head again, this time wincing. "No," she replied firmly, "We did it. Without my friednds by my side, ready to do anything to save me, I couldn't have conquered the spirits. Now, let's get some sleep!"
Grinning, the five friends headed back to the dormity to go to sleep."
Subject: Oops! My dorm is II.


Author:
Mossyra
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Date Posted: 18:52:57 08/17/07 Fri

Subject: Mission 40


Author:
Mossyra
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Date Posted: 16:38:50 08/17/07 Fri

A gigantic horde of rats, weasels, stoats, foxes, Marlfoxes, evil badgers, ferrets, water-rats, Flitchaye, pine-martens, polecats, wildcats, snakes, searats, pirates, corsairs, Rapscallions, toads, lizards, and their friends the ravens, crows, and seagulls have come to Redwall Abbey. They know the legend of Redwall and that no army of vermin has ever captured it. They are determined to finally sieze the Abbey we all love. Our friends, the sparrows, have sent for Salamandastron's help and Guosim's too. They have also called the hawks from the North, archenemies with the ravens and crows, to assist us. While looking out of the fortified windows, it seems as if an ocean of vermin has swept in and a tidal wave of birds is about to drown us. DAB is eager to help when the time comes to rid the land of all vermin. This battle will be of epic proportions. Tangle has assigned you an elite group of Dibbuns to lead in the battle in conjurance with his own regiment and Dumble's and Julian's. You know that once Salamandastron will come, chaos will reign. It is up to the goodbeasts of Mossflower to destroy all evil in the land. Good luck.


Mossyra looked out at the veritable flood of foes and took careful aim, ready to kill. Every shot counted and mistakes could cost lives. At the last possible second she whipped it slightly to the left and watched. The ferret she had been aiming at had obviously heard the whistle and jumped to one side with a sneer. It died on his lips as the slingstone hit him in the dead center of his forehead. Mossyra scratched another tally mark on her sheet of bark and glanced at Samkin. He fired an arrow, then growled in disgust. "Only a mortal wound," he sighed. "Didn't kill him instantly."
"You know the rules, Samkin," Mossyra replied. "That only counts as half, even if he will die later." They both turned back to the battle. Mossyra whipped another stone and smiled with satisfaction as an adder died and its death throes knocked down Flitchaye on either side. Samkin ducked an arrow, then turned and plucked it out of the air. Stringing it quickly, he fired and killed its former owner. At that moment Driprudder hurried up the stairs and dropped a large bundle by Samkin's side, then picked up his own bow. "Phew, I thought I'd never get done," he muttered, taking careful aim and firing. He picked up his own scoreboard and made a tally mark just as a scream reached her ears. "I shouldn't have to make more for a few hours. Oh, Mossyra, Swordling wants to see you in the Infirmary." Driprudder's face turned grim and sad. "She says we're losing Audreystream." Mossyra froze, horror painting her face. "What," she burst out disbelievingly. "How!?" Driprudder shook his head. "I don't know, but I suspect the arrow was poisoned. The Elders have given up hope." With a growl Mossyra grabbed one of her pouches and jumped down the stairs, heading toward the Infirmary. "I'm not going to give on her," the squirrelmaid called to her otter friend determinedly. "I've lost too many already."
When she entered the Infirmary, silence prevailed. A few Abbey beasts hurried around attending patients and serving food. Except for one bed.
Joining Swordling, she ignored the mousemaid's stricken face and concentrated on the wound in Audreystream's side. "They didn't remove the arrowhead," she muttered incredulously. "If it's poisoned that alone would kill her." Studying the deep hole in the ottermaid's side, she frowned at it distractedly. "The arrow itself wasn't poisoned, but the wound is turning poison. I'll have to clean it up." Turning to a passing vole, she asked sweetly, "May I please have some water?" The tired vole smiled and nodded, handing her a cup. "Keep your strength up, young un'. We'll win out in the end." As the helper hurried off, Mossyra dampened a cloth and wiped the injury around the ash shaft. "Swordling, hold her still." Using quick, sure paws, she carefully pulled on the broken shaft until it began to move. With a quick, sharp jerk, she yanked the arrow free and pressed her cloth against it. Audreystream groaned and turned slightly, and Mossyra lifted the piece of cloth long enough to apply some herbs, then bound it closed. "She should be fine now, as long as she doesn't lose too much blood. Really, I don't think anybody has ever thought of using wolfsbane to heal someone. Come on, Swordling, the battle needs you." Pulling her friend away from the sleeping otter, Mossyra headed toward the gathering place of Dibbuns.
"We need someone else to lead in battle," Tangle was announcing. "It has to be a skilled reliable beast that is not needed here. Anyone? No, Lettuceleaf, we need you to help with weapon-making. If someone is willing to replace then you can do it."
"Tangle," Mossyra called, "I'll do it! I only need a few, almost like a probing force. We can penetrate deep into the enemy ranks and perhaps free JarJar." A faint smile creased Tangle's face. "Very well, Mossyra, but don't get caught or killed. We need every available beast for this war!" Motioning for Swordling to follow, Mossyra hurried back up to where Driprudder and Samkin were shooting. Slipping on the biggest stone pouch, she filled it up from one of the others and took another full one as well. She searched for the loose stone, then pried it out and passed Swordling five daggers from her secret cache. Taking the rest in a bulking bundle, she replaced the red stone and went to find Jenny and Riverstar.
When she had assembled all of her chosen recruits, she passed out daggers. No one notice the four Dibbuns clasping paws over the bed of a sleeping ottermaid in the Infirmary. Without a second glance, they left, following Mossyra as she went to the Tapestry.
Looking about furtively, Mossyra pushed the cloth aside and pushed a small knot that the cloth wildcat had hidden. A low click sounded and three stones in the wall slid away, revealing a dusty passage. Motioning the others through, Mossyra let the Tapestry fall back behind her and pressed a bit of discolored stone. The doorway swung back into place.
"I always forget to clean this place," Mossyra murmured as she grabbed a lit torch from its place in the wall. "It's a good thing I spent an entire winter remembering these passages instead of sweeping them, though.” Taking a right at the first turn, she headed straight for what seemed to be an hour, then stopped when they came to a dead end. "This, my friend's is where it goes outside. I didn't want to tell Tangle, but it actually leads into the gatehouse, where JarJar is being held captive. We have to be quick. Someone lock and barricade all doors and windows while Swordling takes care of any vermin inside. One, two, three, go!"
Scrambling up the cracked stone, Mossyra jerked a ladder down to enable her companions to climb up also and pulled the trapdoor open, shooting through without a moments hesitation.
Nobeast was in sight. The compartment where the four companions entered was more like a small box, with a low ceiling and close walls. "It wasn't meant to admit an army," Mossyra explained quietly, lifting a latch off of the carefully camouflaged door. "We'll come out behind the records. Drop them into the tunnel as I pass them back. We don't want vermin to find a weakness of this Abbey, though I learned that this particular series of passageways isn't recorded. I don't think very many knew it existed." She swung the door open and took one step, then encountered a mountain of scrolls separated only by thin shelves. She carefully removed several, handing them back to her friend's, and continued to do so until she had a reasonable opening. The entire space was deserted except for an unconscious bundle on the armchair. Clambering through, Mossyra went without pause top JarJar, checking to make sure she was alright. Jenny stayed behind to pile the remainder of the scrolls into the hidden passage while Riverstar and Swordling locked every entrance or exit point and barricaded them as well. Distant cries announced the vermin outside had noticed, but they couldn't get in. Picking up JarJar gently, she passed her to Jenny. "Take JarJar back to Redwall, okay? We'll be there shortly with the rest of the scrolls. I'm afraid they may set this place on fire to kill whoever is in here." Swordling and Riverstar rapidly passed the ancient records from paw to paw until every last one was gone. Then, closing the door securely and dropping the latch back in place, the trio prepared to leave. First, Mossyra painted the unnoticeable cracks of the door with the liquid from a vile in her pouch, then she poured a different liquid from another vile over the latch. After that she positioned a large blanket over the floor and slipped into the tunnel, closing and locking the trapdoor. To her companions' surprise, she also fitted four gray stone blocks over the entrance and cut the rope ladder free, then herded them away from the place. They had already moved all of the records farther down the passage and she now pushed a small, blue stone set into the wall that they hadn't noticed before. An unbreakable stone square fell from the roof and landed on the floor, followed by another and another. They were made by blocks similar to those Redwall was built from and they were glued into section that were four-by-four. Soon the entire section was blocked off and Mossyra spread more of the strange liquid over the visible stones. As they traveled back the way they had come, Mossyra explained, "If they do burn it, I want to make sure they don't discover this place. A thin layer of stone covers the place we came from, so it shouldn't burn, but if it does I put a fireproof blanket over the trapdoor. If they find that anyway, they will have trouble breaking through. You see, I bolted it shut and rusted the bolt--as well as the latch in the compartment up there--and it will look like nobeast has been there for a very long time. I also closed off the tunnel so they can't get into Redwall. And," she added grimly, "If they somehow manage to get past all of the defenses they'll wander these halls forever without getting anywhere. I'll keep watch just in case. And spring all the booby traps if any do show up. So, we're safe. We don't have to worry about anything, 'cause these tunnels lead to just about everywhere. If an emergency takes place, we can get to the orchard, the pond, the garden, any room in Redwall, the strawberry patch, even Mossflower woods itself. I even know of one that leads to a red stone outcrop a bit away from here. In fact, there are entire networks I haven't yet explored, from River Moss to ancient, sunken Kotir, to places yet unexplored for countless miles in every direction, and it's all so solid you can leave it for thousands of seasons without it suffering any damage. You see, we could house all of Mossflower and Salamandastron /and/ Southsward without ever meeting each other. Probably Green Isle and Riftgard as well. I think it may go to the ocean in some places . . . Ah, here's the exit." Mossyra pressed a small knot and the doorway opened again, showing the back of the Tapestry. "I've been rambling the entire time," she muttered. "Oh well. I guess it's time to tell Tangle about these passages, now that I'm sure they're safe ." Hurrying out, she pressed the fault that closed the doorway after her friend's got out and went to find Tangle.

She found DAB's Leader sending Dibbuns to various tasks. After the hedgehog finished, Mossyra showed her the hidden place behind the cloth wildcat and explained what it was. Tangle nodded eagerly, a plan formulating in her mind, then sent Mossyra to collect a group of Dibbuns that were waiting in Cavern Hole and prepare for assault. It was time for DAB to fight back against the evil vermin invading their home and killing their friends.
After gathering her squad, Mossyra took them to the Tapestry and waited. Soon, Dumble, Julian, and Tangle had assembled their own groups and they were ready. Mossyra lifted the Tapestry and pressed the knot, then led them into the maze of passages that went beneath Redwall's very foundations.

Three hours later she left Dumble's attack force at the exit that came up in the orchard and headed down yet another hall. She had shown Tangle and her team the way to get to the pond and Julian's regiment where to take the walls. Now she and her soldiers were going to jump out, apparently from the ground, and fight the enemy away from the main gates. As they silently slipped out, screeches came from above, along with shrieks of victory and war. The birds had arrived.

A hawk plummeted from the sky with a broken wing and crashed into a ferret just before he could loose a flaming arrow. The hawk ripped viciously with beak and talon alike, but it didn't stand a chance. Mossyra and her followers hacked a path to the valiant fighter, banging and breaking with slings, clubs, and anything else they had brought. One of her patrol, a good ferret named Swiftblade, fired an arrow. It zipped through the air and instantly killed a Marlfox that had lifted its ax for the death blow. A squirrel named Larkspur fell to a cutlass swipe, but a mouse named Duby shot the attacker before he could kill Larkspur. Mossyra paused to bind the wound and heard a wail from ahead as the mouse Kirrick found the hawk was dead. Ordering them back to the gate, she helped Larkspur limp to safety and searched for a badger among her troops. Finding one, she asked Redflash to help her open the gate. An arrow thudded mere inches from her paw as she heaved at the wooden bar, but they finally pushed the main gate open. What she saw made her gasp.
Hares of the Long Patrol, led by a thundering Badger Lord, streamed out of the woods. Most dropped down to one knee and fitted arrows to their massive longbows. Guosim shrews poured from every direction and ran full force toward the open gateway. Warcries swelled into the air.
"Logalogalogalog!"
"Eulaliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Reeeeeeeeeedwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!"
"Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangle!"
"DAB, DAB, DAB!"
"Swooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooordliiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"
"Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamkiiiiiiiin!"
"'S death on the wind!"
Even famous warcries from ancient times were thrown into the wind.
"Fur an' Freedooooooooooooooooom!"
She raised her own voice to match theirs, the heat of battle overtaking her.
"Down, troop! Mossyraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Individual names were tossed into the air as the DAB members fell flat. Arrows whizzed overhead, followed by Long Patrollers and the Lord of Salamandastron, leaping heroically over the Dibbuns and into the fray. Guosim jumped after them, attacking the foe. Mossyra laughed, swinging her loaded sling in one hand and stabbing her dagger in the other. Then the battle took her.
From the walltop a Dibbun saw hawks and eagles battle above with ravens, crows, and seagulls while Redwallers poured out of the Abbey, waving whatever came to paw. The Abbott struck down a ferret with one crack of the broom in his paw and turned his back momentarily to dispose of a polecat. Samkin fired an arrow straight into the gaping mouth of an adder as it lunged at the unprotected Father of Redwall, then flung a dagger into a water-rat before it could kill the Infirmary sister. An evil badger struggled with the Badger Lord, knocking aside anybeast in their way, oblivious to all but the enemy. The Friar's assistant flung a hardened turnip like a stone and instantly killed the toad raising his trident to strike down an otter. A fox swung his sword and killed a squirrel, only to face Tamarind and Jea with their weapons at ready. Corsairs, pirates, and searats battled desperately against their long-time foes of the Long Patrol while an otter named Bianca demolished a pine-marten with a single blow of her brick-filled pillow. Jakken and Samkin fought side-by-side in the midst of a group of foxes and ferrets. Simsey and Wimsel fired darts and frozen peas at seagulls and Rapscallions as Julian's Dibbuns had slings, blowpipes, bows, peashooters and other assorted weapons made for long-distance fighting. They concentrated most of their fire-power on the Flitchaye, rats, and foxes at the same time Tangle's group finished off the last of the snakes and started killing the weasels. A Long Patrol hare staggered and fell, only to be saved by a golden eagle that plummeted down and decimated the circling ferrets. The Badger Lord was lying unmoving against the south wall, the three evil badgers lying dead nearby and a Dibbun was shaking one of the Sisters as she lay motionless on the blood-stained ground. Riverstar and Driprudder joined with Lettuceleaf to hold the foe off while the Dibbun wept, begging the dead mouse to wake up. One of the brigadiers from Salamandastron hurled his light javelin at a lizard and beat at a fox with his pace stick while trading blows with a leering searat. A Guosim shrew tossed his rapier at a wildcat only to die moments later when a water-rat shot him down. A polecat was crossing blades with Swordling, the pair leaping over bodies and stumbling through the grounds while Dumble single-handedly held the east wallgate from some Marlfoxes that had been waiting outside. Conder fired arrow after arrow until he ran out, then jumped among some corsairs and thwacked them senseless with his unstrung bow. A pirate killed two shrews and was beating back a mole when the Friar cracked his skull with a frying pan. The Badgermum had the eldest beasts and the youngest Dibbuns on the west walltop, where they rained stones onto the remaining lizards and Rapscallions as well as downing ravens and crows with well-thrown stones, some of which were the size of small boulders. The Skipper of Otters went back-to-back with the Cellarkeeper and formed a windmill of death, rudder and spikes doing as much damage as their weapons. Some of the injured beasts wielded pots and pans from the kitchens and Dibbuns that were wounded slightly sat in the fruit trees as they hurled rock-hard fruit and unshelled nuts about. Tangle rolled about in a ball while Mossyra hurtled through the chaotic jumble, her loaded sling a blur as she went faster and faster, almost becoming a blur herself. Seelem ripped the pinion feathers out of a crow and attacked the sea gulls besieging the walltop Dibbuns as Aquamarine linked paws with Legloindil and Summerglade, forming a spinning triangle with their loaded slings injuring any vermin unfortunate enough to get in their path. Jenny ducked a toad's trident just in time, then dashed off to help a beleaguered shrew as a lieutenant set about cracking skulls with his spear butt. A mouse named Goldenflame threw one of his arrows like a pike and pinned a rat to the gatehouse long enough for a Dibbun to kill it with a well-thrown apple. A stoat chopped blindly at a group of dodging Dibbuns only to get thrown into the pond by one of Skipper's crew. And so the battle raged, neither side winning or losing, until the sun was less than twice its height from the horizon and every last attacker lay dead. The price of freedom was heavy, however. Mossyra stepped over an unseeing hare and knelt by a dormouse long enough to make sure it was truly dead before moving on. The Long Patrol hare made stretchers for the wounded and white cloths embroidered with the fire mountain showed where their warriors had fallen. She saw a haremaid with an empty sling kneeling by one such bundle, her clear blue eyes filled with pain and loss. The Guosim mourned the loss of their leader, Log-a-log, while the hawks and eagles sang death chants over their dead. Mossyra paused to listen.

"No more shall you fly with your kin,
No more to soar through the sky.
You've left our mortal world of pain,
And gone to the place where no wind sighs.
Your wings beat not as we glide back home,
You've left us to find new mountains,
The cries of battle you do not hear,
A warrior fallen to the plains.
Your beak and talons no longer move,
To fight and save in the name of freedom,
And back near the setting sun,
A friend waits for one who will not come.
You have gone to where no storms break,
And battles do not rage,
You've gone to guard from beyond the sky,
And rest for all coming ages."

Wiping a tear from her eye, she went on. A mole stared blankly into the distance, apparently unaware of the tears streaming down his face or the small bundle in his arms. She saw four squirrels gently lifting a pair of their kin, a maiden and her warrior, fallen together on the field of battle. She saw Long Patrol hares lying amidst the trampled dust, never fated to see their beloved mountain or their sandy coasts. She saw the bodies of their bird allies, lying broken where they had landed as they fell from the heights. She saw otters that would never feel water streaming by them again, hedgehogs that wouldn't see another sunset, voles that wouldn't smell the earth after a summer rain, shrews that would never wield a paddle, squirrels that would never rush through the windy trees again. She knew that this was the cost of freedom, and it still pained her. She was alive and they weren't.
Then she saw something else. The famous Late Rose was blooming. It was still early spring, yet fresh blossoms so beautiful they took her breath away gleamed in the sunlight. Even more amazing, dewdrops shone on every individual pedal. Looking above the setting sun, she saw a single star shining in the sky. Then she looked at the Abbey, its stones shining a pale pink, the weather vane reflecting a joyous light, windows letting the golden rays enter. A rainbow stretched above the Abbey, the colors set against a deepening blue. And in the doorway she saw a small, white figure standing with a beaming smile, eyes not yet seeing the carnage and chaos. She saw Swordling smiling as she gazed in the same direction. And she knew, this was why they fought and died. To see that others could live.

A few hours later, twilight spread over Mossflower. The Long Patrol hares followed a stretcher bore between four of their warriors. Lord Sunsword lay in a soft white tunic with a silver chain around his neck. Hanging from the chain so that it rested on his chest was a small figurine of a Badger Lord in full armor holding his helmet in one paw that rested by his side. A sword was strapped across his back and in his out-stretched right paw was a blooming rose. A young leveret had explained that Sunsword had asked to be buried at Redwall if he fell. The other hares were to be taken back to Salamandastron and the Guosim shrews would be laid to rest near River Moss, but the Redwallers that had died were being buried near a small outcrop of red sandstone in memory of the Abbey they had fought to save. Two otters near the back carried a stone tablet with the names of everyone that had died fighting for freedom, including those that weren't going to be buried there. Behind them was a squirrel, a mouse, a mole, a hare, a shrew, an otter, a vole, a hedgehog, and a badger carrying banners for each species that had died. Each banner was on a tall pole of ash wood and had an embroidered animal set against a black background in honor of those that had died.
When they reached the outcrop the moles had finished digging the graves. Foremole nodded to them and gestured for them to go ahead. A haremaid stepped forward as they laid the fallen warriors to rest and sang in a voice like a thousand harps,

"When the sun sets in a bloody sky,
And night doth blanket our shore,
The warriors gone will rise again,
To herald a new hope.
Shining bright to strengthen hearts,
They gleam with golden light,
'Till dawn comes with singing birds,
To chase away guardians of the night.
And on those shores a maiden weeps,
For a warrior never to come,
Until the night doth come again,
And they on us once more."

The moles spread out and covered the still forms as ten squirrels scampered to the very top of the red sandstone and placed the banners into small holes bored into the rock. Silence fell and everybeast stood there with tears flowing freely as inscriptions were placed over graves and the otters set the list of names up with the banners to stand until times turned them into dust. Noon came and went as they mourned the lost ones. Mossyra looked at one mound of earth smaller than the others and read what the head stone said.

"Our beloved one gone to rest where war and pain is not. She died in the fight for the freedom of Redwall. Where quiet glades and sprouting flowers will be your home. Sleep deeply, little Violet."

Mossyra felt sorrow tighten in her chest. Violet had been a mole too young to even speak. And now she was gone to Dark Forest Gates because freedom never came without a cost. Vermin had oft tried to conquer Redwall, but always failed. Why did they continue to think they could if every attempt ended the same? Because of them a small maiden had died before she could even experience the happiness and joy of life with other Dibbuns. Violet had been a flower of light and future to her family. Now that flower was wilted. Many warriors had fallen on the field of battle and many more would fall in later years. Just so others could live in freedom. It was that selflessness that made warriors. SO many had died. Danult, Sprig, Linktom, Starfly, Rosefire, Sunsword, Grace, Log-a-log, and more. All for peace and freedom. She knew that time would forget their names, but she wouldn't.

At sunset they went back to Redwall. Tomorrow was going to be a day of feasting and celebration in memory of the ones that had died. But tonight was going to be as the entire day had--mourning lost loved ones. So many vermin had died that they outnumbered those that lived and died fighting for Redwall twice over. Instead of burying them, the new Log-a-log and Skipper had assembled their crews and taken the vermin bodies out to the common to burn the bodies. As Mossyra looked up at the night sky, she saw a new multitude of stars and smiled for the first time in days, recalling the haremaid's words.


"When the sun sets in a bloody sky,
And night doth blanket our shore,
The warriors gone will rise again,
To herald a new hope.
Shining bright to strengthen hearts,
They gleam with golden light."
Subject: Mission 45: Strange phantom spirit. Known in this story as Nightslayer. (No, I didn't copy Tamer. Originally I was going to use Dreamslayer, Then I read Tamer's mission, so I amended to Nightslayer.)


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 14:59:20 08/17/07 Fri

Name: Samkin
Dorm: II
Mission: 45

Samkin was rolling around in the srawberry patch, weeping openly. He did not care to eat any strawberries, for that was the last thing in his mind. Last night, his best friend Swordling had been claimed by the Nightslayer. Before that, it was JarJar, Mossyra, Jakken, and many other Dibbuns he idn't know. But, those were not the only ones. The Infirmary Sister, Cellar Keeper, Abbess, and many more peaceful Abbey dwellers. Luckily the badgermum and warrior survived, or Redwall would fall apart. It was eternally night, for a black cloud had blotted out the sun. Darkness reigned, but the once happy realm of the Abbey was gone. The food was bad, sickness everywhere, in specific, moldy, rotten, food, fever, colds, and somehow poison had found its way into the food, causing much disease and death. It was too much! All the death, sorrow, sickness, despair, but then, in the midst of all the chaos, a spark of hope flared bright. Martin the Warrior, he could save Redwall! Or so it seemed. The Tapestry began to tear, and the vermin grew more defined, Martin faded, the wildcat had turned around and was no longer fleeing, but seemingly running toward Martin, while all the other fleeing vermin had stopped running and began mocking Martin. Martin's smile was gone, tears all over the great cloth, It was horrible! Redwall Abbey was ending, its legend over, the next vermin horde would surely win. It was over, plagues, disease, death, they were in charge, and the Nightslayer was in charge of them! Samkin could bear it no longer. Just yesterday flecks of blood had appeared on Martin's picture. Samkin had to do something. Even if he had to travel to the very gates of Dark Forest . . . that was it! He had to travel to Dark Forest and help Martin! But how could a Dibbun be any help to Martin. . . . That was a chance he could not take. Crawling to his dormitory, he lay down in his once-comfortable bed. The beds had become lumpy and rough ever since the dreaded Nightslayer had entered Mossflower. Samkin took some sleeping potion he had always hidden by his bunk just in case, and took some. Within moments he was asleep.
Samkin had worked out that since it was his dream, if he knew it was his dream he could travel to the gates of Dark Forest. He knew that he was dreaming, and struggled not to overuse his power and mess up the dream. It had to be real.
He also knew the gates of Dark Forest were not going to open for him, so he had to use his power over the happenings. He was trying not to use it to frequently and only when necessary, or killing Nightslayer wouldn't work. He could hear swords ringing upon each other.
In Dark Forest, there was no sun nor moon. Complete darkness was like a pall hanging over everything. Pine trees bordered the forest, and not the bright and cheery kind, either. Samkin did not notice this at all. His attention was focused on a duel between Martin and Nightslayer. The Nightslayer disarmed Martin, a near impossible feat, and drew back his own sword, obviously preparing to end Redwall. Samkin knew that if Martin's spirit died, Redwall would literally crumble. The roof would cave in and the whole building collapse, the walls fall down with great crashes, the pond disappear, etc. Samkin knew he had to use all the power over his dream he could. Focusing his whole being, mind, body, strength, soul, on the sword, he used everything, all his power over the dream, to stop that sword. He concentrated solely on that, letting nothing else enter his mind, just saving Martin and Redwall. He felt the strain and magic of the vermin pushing against his. The sword moved a fraction downward. Sweat furrowed down the faces of both creatures. The sword moved back. Both Samkin and Nightslayer knew nothing at that moment but the sword. Either stopping or moving, the sword seemed to dominate all. Then the Nightslayer fell over dead and the sword jerked backward. Martin drew his legendary sword out of the vermin's side and wiped it on the colorless grass. "Thank you, Samkin. For distracting him and giving me time to kill that vermin, and for saving me. Wake up, your friends are alive again. That was my duty. He was already dead, and had no right to take their lives. I can sense you wish to ask what happened to him, alas, he is dead. He will wake up eventually, but have no power over the world of Redwall like he did. Thank you agin, now awake, awaken . . ."
When Samkin awoke, everything was back to normal. The sun shone bright, those claimed by the phantom were no longer among the dead, the tapestry was returned to its former glory, the diseases were gone, as was the poison and moldy or rotten food. Redwall Abbey continued normally, ah, what a glorious word, normal.
Subject: Mission #27---Julian Spike and Dumble have been Dibbun-napped by mysterious beasts. Tangle put you in charge of finding them.


Author:
Mossyra of the II
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Date Posted: 16:34:29 08/16/07 Thu

*Mossyra frowned at the overcast sky.* I'll do it, Tangle, but it may take awhile. Rain isn't going to help matters. I only need a few companions, though--no more than five--so we can travel fast and light. See you in a few days! *Mossyra quickly headed toward the orchard where most of DAB had assembled and picked out those she needed. Heading toward the middle of the crowd, she collected JarJar and Samkin with no more than a gesture to follow. Puzzled, they fell in behind her as she pushed through the throng and nearly crashed into Driprudder.* Whoa! Oh, hi, Drip. Could you take these two to the kitchens and gather enough supplies to last six Dibbuns for a few days? Travel; rations, mind, and don't let Samkin steal too many candied chestnuts. And bring your weapons! *Leaving an indignant Samkin and a confused Driprudder to follow JarJar to the kitchens, Mossyra hurried to where she had last seen her friend, hoping she was still there. She came upon Audreystream chatting with Swordling and smiled.* Swordling, I've been looking for you. Do you and Audreystream want to come with me on a quest to find Julian and Dumble? *Amidst their quick replies that they'd love to do anything other than stand around doing nothing, Mossyra led them out of the assembled beast and toward the kitchens. Her other three companions met them halfway there and Swordling immediately came up with a protest, as did Samkin.*
You didn't say you'd be bringing Samkin, *Swordling growled at the same time the squirrel complained,* You mean /she/ is coming along too? I might just stay behind. *With a slight smile, Mossyra replied,* If you want to stay with the others until Tangle announces that everybeast must go to their dorms and stay there unless an emergency occurs, I'm not stopping you. *Silence fell.* If there are no more objections, let's go! The east wall gate I should think. It was found ajar, after all. *With Driprudder, Audreystream, and JarJar grinning like hares at a feast and Samkin and Swordling muttering to themselves, the odd group of Dibbuns set out to find the missing Leaders.*
*The rain started a few hours later, though Mossyra hardly spared it a glance because there were no tracks anyway.*
Not even a scent, *she murmured thoughtfully.* They probably sprinkled water over their backtrail because I don't smell any mint or pine. *She glanced up.* Though, they may have taken the trees so as not to leave any trail. I doubt it, however. There isn't so much as a disturbed leaf.
Well, *Audreystream pointed out,* we certainly aren't going to find them in this downpour. And my senses say a storm's coming.
Yeah, *Swordling chimed in.* I haven't heard of vermin being this clever. And why take two Dibbuns who just happen to Leaders in DAB? It's not like them, and I should know. I've killed enough of 'em. *Driprudder had his own suspicions.* Normally I'd say DFB--*they all grimaced in disgust*--but the Elders are just as frantic as we are. Maybe more so. *The others nodded thoughtfully.* What if, *JarJar suddenly put in. The others turned toward her.* What if the fact that they are Leaders was just coincedence? It could be vermin taking Dibbun hosta . . . Look out! *JarJar leapt upon Samkin, knocking him out of the path of an arrow. Immediately, Swordling drew her wooden sword with a laugh, her eyes gleaming.* I thought I could smell vermin! *Shadowy forms were visible in the trees, some with bows and arrows. Audreystream loaded her sling easily, then suddenly whipped it forward, letting her rock fly. The sharp stone snapped through the bowstrings, causing the cloaked figures to leap backwards, cursing.* Haha! Come on, you cowards! I'm waiting! *WIth those few words, Swordling sprang upon the nearest figure, beating it mercilessly with her sword. The figure managed to wriggle free and fled, but not before an arrow from Samkin's bow ripped through the cloak and trapped a piece of the dyed fabric on a nearby tree. Swordling took it curiously and found something behind it.* Look, *she cried,* a bit of torn parchment! *The other crowded around.* I can't read it, though, *Swordling sighed. Mossyra studied it for a moment, then nodded.* It's Riftscript. I read about it from the old records and learned to read it out of curiousity.
Well, *Driprudder growled,* what does it say. *Mossyra frowned.* As far as I can tell, it say, "Chart of King Serago." I might be a few letters off. I haven't practiced it in a long time. Don't know what it means, but it's probably a clue.
Of course, *Samkin cried without warning. His eyes gleamed.* King Wotisname! He was the one that ruled Riftgard or whatever they call it now. He had this chart thing that led to Brockhall, and a squirrel that escaped from there found the chart. Or maybe it was the hare and badger running away.
*The companions looked at each other, then chorused,* Brockhall!

*A few hours later, they found tracks.* Odd, *Audreystream muttered,* these aren't like anything I've ever seen. *Mossyra stood from where she had been kneeling the study the tracks and brushed mud off her tunic.* I think I saw this once, but I don't know where. *They stared at the strange triangular mark with a single dot in the center. Then Samkin murmured,* R. It's R in Riftscript. It must mean we're on the right trail!The others grinned and prepared to go forward, but Audreystream stopped them.* Um, I don't know anything about the Riftscript or whatever you call it, but shouldn't it be washed away by the rain? And what about these other, more faded marks. It looks like a V with a circle attached to the bottom and a P with a point. *Samkin and Mossyra froze, looking at each other. Then they cried in unison,* Up! *Everybeast looked up.*
*A small, tattered cloth hung from a low branch. On it were three faded letters, the first in red paint, the second in blue paint, and the third in green paint.


D.A.B


*The six friends exchanged glances and nodded.* A trap, *JarJar sighed.* The other one was to make us go to the right, *Swordling agreed.* Or maybe straight ahead. I bet ambushes are in both directions. *Driprudder added,* Which means we go left. Come on, but be cautious!
*They tramped forward soundlessly, eyes scanning the trees around them. Without a word Audreystream raised her paw, pointing toward a large, ancient oak just ahead. Nine indistinct letters lay over a small doorway. With a small smile, Swordling whispered,* I may not know Riftscript, but I can tell what that says. *With a happy grin, Driprudder asked,* Are we truly looking at the legendary Brockhall? *Samkin nodded.* And inside is our friends, Julian and Dumble. It didn't even take us a day. *The wind picked up and Audreystream muttered urgently,* That storm I warned you about is almost here! *They crowded against the oak and JarJar said,* Let's go inside! *The others agreed and the entered the ancient badger's home in single file.*
*The place was well lit, but empty. No dust was visible and the walls had a well-washed look to them.* Let's split into two groups of three, *Audreystream suggested. The others nodded agreement.*
*Driprudder, Swordling, and Mossyra headed down one corridor while Samkin, Audreystream, and JarJar took another. They scoured every room they came to, recoiling from the make-shift armory of cruel weapons and silently locking doors that led to rooms filled with sleeping forms. It was definately a vermin fort, but they couldn't find Dumble or Julian. Finally, they ran into each other and decided to check what had once been the nursery. What they found was quite shocking.*
*Dumble and Julian lay bound on the floor, gags covering their mouths. The pair seemed quite furious and very disgruntled. Samkin--taking one of his hidden daggers out--cut their bonds quickly and helped them upright.* We can't leave by the front entrance, *Swordling sighed.* It's too obvious. *Mossyra grinned.* The back way then. Hurry! *The group of Dibbuns negotiated the many passages, narrowly escaping detection, and exited through an open hole far from the entrance.* You think they'd close it, or at least post a guard, *Audreystream muttered as they hurried through the forest. In less than three hours they made it back and reported what they had found to Tangle, then went to find trifle. After all, nothing finishes a good adventure like stealing trifle out from under the Badgermum's nose.*
Subject: Mission 8


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 17:25:54 08/14/07 Tue

One lousy food fight, just one, that's all he had started, and he gets sent to bed early after a bath. It just wasn't fair! And on top of that, he had a meeting with JarJar in the forest! The elders were discussing in Great Hall, and Ma Mellus was bathing the other Dibbuns in the bathroom! He had no way to get to the forest, unless, no. It would be suicide. To go through the elders in Great Hall and get behind the Tapestry. It was impossible, unless, triple no! To start another food fight, just look at how he was punished for the first!! But, JarJar was waiting . . .
Foremole was discussing with the Abbot how often a Dibbun should have baths when a Deeper'n'ever pie came hurtling towards him. Following swiftly after, several trifles, pies, cakes, puddings and flans fell prey to the mysterious food thrower. In the turmoil that followed, Samkin easily slipped by amid shouts of, "NO! My wonderful feast!", "A Dibbun did this, I'm sure!" and "Isn't one food fight per day enough?" Samkin slipped behind the tapestry and pressed the stone behind the fleeing wildcat. Jumping int the passage that opened, he followed a small tunnel along dusty passageways nobeast had seen for ages. Eventually he came up into the orchard, where he dashed to the east wickergate. JarJar was waiting in the clearing, just as planned.
Subject: Mission 1: Sky Breeze and the Escape From the Tub


Author:
Sky Breeze of the Tricky Tribe (the Writer)
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Date Posted: 22:59:04 08/13/07 Mon

I was in the Dibbun Dormitory meeting with the members of my tribe,the Tricky Tribe,when Ma Mellus thundering in,grinning like a half cooked chicken with it's head cut off. "BATH TIME!!!" she roared. Us Dibbuns shrunk in terror. Not bath time,we'd had one almost a week before. Tiny Tim hid under his bed,Loria dove under a blanket,and Daisy flung herself in a chest at the foot of her bed. But it was all for nothing. Mellus had eagle eyes. I nowhere or hide tried to talk my way out of this bath business."Ma Mellus, I had a bath last week. Look at my fur,gentlelady, its spotlessly dandy! Look behind my ears,not a speck of dirt! See!" Then to my eternal embarrassment a wad of soil fell out of my ear. "Right,"she chuckled,"Your getting a bath.And so are you all. Loria,Tiny Tim,Daisy,Odelia,Trine,and all of you dibbuns in this dorm are getting a bath!" she paused,"and on my last count there should be sixty-three of you in this dorm." Gathering up all the Dibbuns present,she growled,"And if even one of you is missing,that missing person will get early bedtime!" Early bedtime, that was real punishment. Mellus herded us to the Abbey Grounds. We always take baths in the Abbey Grounds when it's Summer. When we entered the Abbey Grounds I got an Idea. "Loria," I whispered,"I have an absolutely sensational idea! I slip away from the group,Mellus comes and looks me,and then all the Dibbuns escape!" "But then you'll pro'lly 'ave ta go ta bed early." She exclaimed. " Well,then us jolly good Dibbuns won't have to take a blinkin' barth." "Well," she said thoughtfully,"It 'ould be wunnerful not ta 'ave a bayuth. Alroight I'll distract her." She ran over to Trine and whispered something in his ear,Trine nodded and Loria pushed him over. "Oooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mellus husteled over," Ma Mellus, Loria pushed me down!" "Ma Mellus, Trine astepped on my 'ootpawth!!" Loria motioned for me to run. Mellus say her motoin and turned around,"Hey, Sky Breeze,get yaself back here!!!" She ran after me. Who knew an old badger could run so fast!! I darted into the Abbey, Mellus on My heels when we crashed into the Abbott!! "Now,now, what is the trouble my daughters?" Mellus mumbled something about "barths" and "bedtime". "Sky, do you need a bath?" I shook my head no. " Mellus, you've been giving these poor Dibbuns entirely too many baths! One bath every two weeks from now on. As a reward for such hardship the Dibbuns get to stay up one extra hour tonight!" Mellus and I were dumbfounded. She glared at me. "Thank You Father!!!" I shouted excitedly. Then I ran off to tell Loria,Trine,Tangle, and the others.

THE END
Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 04:36:59 08/12/07 Sun

Very nice, Cereth. Next time, can you please tell me what the title of the mission is?
Subject: Mission 44


Author:
Cereth Claymore Active Array
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Date Posted: 19:08:07 08/06/07 Mon

*As the snake came slithering by looking for another victim,it's fangs as long as my body, I tried to figure out how to kill that snake.With no other idea, I ran into the open and started yelling at the snake.* Hey fatty. Come and face me.* The snake was as long as the abbey was wide. It turned around and started circling me. Then it stared at me with hypnotic eyes.I finally broke away from the eyes and dodged just in time before the large snake swallowed me whole. I then slashed out with my sword only to find that it scales were so strong and sturdy that I didn't even make it flinch.It then spat a large glob of the poison at me. I dodged the poison only to see that it had begun to try and make the circle that he had created out of his body smaller.He tried to stare at me again with his eyes.His eyes! I had to strike him in his eyes!But HOW was I supposed to hit him there? I sheathed my sword and withdrew my bow. I took an arrow out of my pouch pulled back and fired only to miss and hit the scales. It made a "clanking" noise. I withdrew another arrow and I fired again. I missed. I was down to my last arrow. By then the snake was almost upon me. I took out the arrow, its point gleamed in the sunlight. I drew back and fired. It hit the eye!* YAAAAAYYY* It screamed in pain, strangling. It started thrashing around. I had to get away before I was CRUSHED! I leaped out of the circle. It started beating everything. It created so much dust that I could not see my own hands. When the dust settled all that was left was a tangled up mess. After much panting, I walked up to it and touched it with my sword point. It didn't move. I stared into it's eyes. They were dull. I laid down and watched the clouds pass by until I fell asleep.
Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 16:48:16 08/06/07 Mon

Subject: Mission 8-Mother Mellus has put you to bed, but you have a meeting with a friend in the forest. Explain your escape.


Author:
Moonpaw of the DD
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Date Posted: 16:42:47 08/06/07 Mon

**Moonpaw twisted and turned in his bunk. It was a couple of seconds after Mother Mellus has left the Dastardly Dibbuns' Dormitory. The badger's conscience drove him mad.** Will ye shushen up?! I know what I'm suppose to do. Let me just find a way to escape! **The badger thought and thought. How impatient Geoffrey must me; waiting all alone in the dark Mossflower Woods.
Suddenly, an idea hit him hard on the head like a dart, causing the little badger to flinch. He got up slowly from his bunk and smiled mischeviously.** Me es gunna meet up wid Geoffrey if it takes me foreva!
Rushing over to his drawing chest, he pulled out a big moss brush he used to paint with.** Dis should serve as my head. **Moonpaw placed the green mossbrush on his pillow.** Now for my body. **A DD member rolled down on the bed and landed on the floor with a light thump. [i] I know dis bee wrongers, but I must do et. It'll only be for one day. [/i] Moonpaw crept over to his friend's bunk and borrowed a couple of pillows. Stacking them in a big pile over his bunk, he smiled and walked to the window. Judging by it's height, he knew that he would never make it.
The badger opened the door to the DD and walked down the halls. His bare paws never making a sound, his breath sharp and his heart pounding with excitement.** I can't wait.
**Moonpaw was still in his nighties when he left his Dorm. His blowpipe tightly bounded with his brown belt.
Suddenly, a shadowy figure passed him. The badger froze, his crimson eyes wandering about, trying to figure out who the figure was. He saw that it was coming towards him- it appeared to be holding a small candle.** Busted! Whoever it it, it'll probably see me with that light. **He slipped behind the tapestry of Martin the Warrior. The light thumps became clearer and harder. Through a peephole, Moonpaw found out that it was Ma Mellus. [i] Aw, snagglebomb. She's checking on every dorm! No matter. The decoy will work. I'm sure of it [/i]. When Ma Mellus's silhouete was gone, he took out of the Great Hall, past the Orchard, and to the North Walls.** Fink the elders can outsmart the dibbuns? Heh.**Moonpaw crawled to the small hole the dibbuns made when they go out exploring the woodlands. It was hidden behind a blueberry bush so the elders won't find it. Snickering, Moonpaw crawled through the hole and to the forest where he met up with Geoffrey.**
Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 18:59:26 08/05/07 Sun

It's okay. But don't do it again, though. It'll confuse the other Missions Leader.
*Stern look.*
Subject: Mission 31: Strange black mouse Dibbun.


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 01:28:50 08/05/07 Sun

"Why is it always Arven that gives me my assignments?" wondered Samkin. Recently Arven had assigned him to get help from Salamandastron. Before that Samkin was supposed to kill Serpentilus. Virtually every mission he had on DAB was assigned to him by Arven. Now, Arven had told him to find out what was going on with the strange black mouse. The Dibbun had showed up at the gates all alone, a woodland orphan. It was against Redwall's customs and upon that which Redwall stood for to refuse the mouse, so Redwall had a new inhabitant. He had not yet joined DAB, even when a Dibbun asked him. He had looked at the stoatbabe quizzically, and was constantly going to bed on time and stealing food that DAB members were supposed to steal! Besides that, the Dibbun listened in on all the conversations the elders had. Something was indeed wrong about the mouse's history. Tangle wasn't even sure if he was a mouse.
Samkin was headed toward Cavern Hole, where he knew he Elders were conversing and the mouse listening.
He spied the mouse, who had said its name was Mosan, dragged him into Great Hall.
"What's this about?" Samkin hissed.
Mosan looked confused. "What's what about?"
"IT! Going to bed on time, listening to the Elders, going to bed on time, stealing food that DAB members are supposed to stral, going to bed on time, not joining DAB, and, most horrible of all, going to bed on time! It makes me sick!"
"Um, er," a clouded look crowds into Mosan's eyes, and his eyes water. "No, no! Mother, father, wake up! Wake up! No, please, noooooooo!!!!"
Samkin realized he was having a flashback and couuld do nothing but wait until it was over. When it was, Mosan explained. "Where I come from, we were under constant attack from vermin. So, us smaller ones learned to listen to the elders conversations so we would know what was going on. Being knew to Redwall, I had no idea that that food was meant for DAB to steal. We little 'uns also learned to go to bed on time so we'd have energy to dash an' run in the morning if we were under attack. Plus, early to bed, early to rise, and if a night raid took place we'd be mostly awake. So, when he told me about Dibbuns against BEDTIME, I didn't want to join 'cuz of what I learned. Hard to break a habit. What you just witnessed, it was, was,"
Samkin stopped tMosan before he could go back into the horrid flashback state. "It /is/ the past. Forget it. Anyway, now that I know the facts, I guess that completes my assignment."
Samkin got Mosan to join DAB after that and gradually he became as naughty and unaring about the elders conversations as any Redwall-born Dibbun. Everybeast learned the true story, and Mosan didn't stand out from the other Dibbuns anymore. The only thing that didn't change was his food-stealing. Being a member of DAB, he was allowed to steal the food.
The End.
Subject: Oh. Sorry Moonpaw. I didn't know that. **Face falls.** I though that you just posted checkpoints whenever. Sorry.


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 01:07:30 08/04/07 Sat

Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 16:48:50 08/03/07 Fri

Subject: Mission 60- Convince everybeast there's a ghost in the Abbey!


Author:
Sycana Longear, DD
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Date Posted: 10:30:57 08/03/07 Fri

The Guosim shrews thronged around the table, as the buzz of conversation filled the air. Sycana eyed the shrewbabes, huddled together as they ate. She dragged a chair over with much effort and jumped up beside them, at the same time glancing at the kitchen where the trifle was being kept for the next day's feast.
"'ello!" she said cheerfully to the shrewbabes, pulling over a plateful of salad. Nervously, they mumbled similar greetings, watching her with wide eyes. The foxbabe gestured with a cucumber slice at the kitchen.
"Ya know, y' better stay awa' from dere." She lowered her voice mysteriously, staring at them through sparkling grey eyes. "De kitchen's haunted!"
The shrewbabes' eyes were fixed on the foxbabe as she glanced furtively around before continuing.
"Deres a ghost in dere, it can't hurt eldas... only dibbuns like us'ns. Dat's why da eldas neva let us in."
"Why?" squeaked a shrewbabe, perched precariously on the edge of his chair.
"'cos dey don't want us'ns eated, o' course! Dats why we hav' ta go ta bed. At nigh', de ghost cumms out ta eat naughty Dibbuns. It can get in da dorm too..."
Just then, Ma Mellus bustled over. "Bedtime!" She stared as the shrewbabes gasped and huddled even tighter together, staring at her with wide eyes.
The shrewbabe next to Sycana was peering over the bedsheet, frightened. "What if it eats I?"
The foxbabe nodded sagely. "Well, deres only one ting we can do..." she whispered in his ear...
Ma Mellus crossed the dark Great Hall, suddenly turning as she heard a clanking sound. Several white figures were trailing behind her, and the clanking sound was getting louder... She shrieked and ran to tell the Abbot.
Within minutes, all the grown-ups were shouting and yelling about ghosts.
A tiny dibbun peeked out from under her white sheet, nodding to the others who were doing the same thing.
"Me tinks we scared da ghost awa'," she told them, trying to conceal a triumphant grin.
Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw.
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Date Posted: 22:30:07 08/01/07 Wed

Whoah, Samkim. That's a lot of missions.
Are you a leader of the Missions Board? Because if you're not, you can't write checkpoints.
Subject: Mission 35: Martin is trapped in the cellars.


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 12:42:10 08/01/07 Wed

Samkin was fully planning to get some strawberry fizz from the cellars when he heard a banging. Curious, he went to investigate. As it turned out, the door was jammed and the banging was coming from the inside.
"Who's there?" The banging stopped abruptly when Samkin asked the question.
"Martin, I was getting some strawberry cordial for lunch and when I came back, the door wouldn't move. Can you get me out of here?"
"Sure," Samkin replied. "I'll get you out."
Then Samkin went off to look for help. Nobeast believed him. The Friar said he was trying to get some cellar drink. Tansy said it was some surprise trap, like maybe a Dibbun was waiting there to jump out and scare anybeast who would come in. Cicely said he was making up stories. Mother Auma said it was a distraction so Dibbuns couuld steal candied chestnuts or something. Samkin was about to give up, when he was struck with an idea. He went to the pond, where he coated himself completely in mud. Then he went to the strawerry patch, where he rolled around and messed himself up even more. Then he walked over to Mother Auma, who was discussing the best way to make a surprise rasperry trifle. Carelessly, Samkin through some mud globs at the badgermum. Then he started running from the only outcome. He didn't lead her directly to the cellars, but led her a merry dance around the Abbey, making her more determined to catch him. Eventually, Samkin ran by the cellas where Martin was banging and yellingg for someone to come open the door. Mother Auma immediately knocked the door down and was surprised when Martin went over to thank Samkin. Mother Auma, disregarding the fact Samkin had saved the Abbey Champion, began to chase Samkin again. But Samkin outran her to the pond, where he jumed in and washed the general muck off him. Samkin got a small trifle all to himself because he lured Auma to Martin.
Subject: Mission 19: A band of ferrets come up while you're on the wall.


Author:
Samkin II (Exasperated that I'm the only one posting missions)
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Date Posted: 20:14:24 07/31/07 Tue

Samkin ran from Ma Mellus. He wished he could convice her that it wasn't him who had spilled strawberry cordial on Skipper, It was that strange squirrel that looked like him, but she wouln't believe him. He ran, homping something would happen and Mellus wouldn't get him . . .
Kersploosh!
Somebeast had thrown a bucket of water from a high Abbey window onto Mellus! She stood there, distracted, and gave Samkin enough time to get away.
Samkin climbed the wallstairs as quickly as he could. He got to the top and disappeared from Ma Mellus' view just before he heard her say, "Hey! Where'd that dibbun go? Get back here this instant, you ruffian!"
Samkin heard voices from the other side of the wall. Finding this as a good way to pass the time, he peeked over. There was a large band of ferrets down below, trying to unbolt the door by using their blades to push up and out. It was not very successful. Then Samkin heard the voices clearly.
"Hol' it, I've almost got it!"
"Hah! You ain't anywhere nears to gettin' it!"
"Well, mister I'm-so-cle'er, maybe you'd like to try, eh?"
"Ferget it, you was tol' to do it an' you're gonna do it!"
Samkin stopped listening and watched the bar from the inside. It move slightly. Soon the vermin would have it off and be inside Redwall. Samkin made up his mind.
Nocking an arrow on his bowstring, he took aim at the ferret trying to move the bar. He loosed the arrow. It made an angry buzzing noise as it sped towards the ferret.
The other ferrets saw an arrow come out of the sky and land in Dulgror's head.They saw him let go of the blade, which clattered to the ground, and fall backward. Then they looked up and saw a little baby squirrel with tiny bow and arrows leaning over the wall.
Samkin heard them shout up tp him, "Hoi! You just toddle down an' unbolt the gate. We've got nice candy for you. Samkin put on his I-don't-know-what's-going-on-and-I'm-totally-helpless Dibbun voice and called back, "Yes, bu' wha's you name?"
"Candafute, I'm Candafute!"
"You says you gots candy foots down dere?" Me comin'!" Then he ducked below the battlements for a few moments and stood up again. The ferrets were looking at the gate expectantly. Samkin knew that with the distance between him and the ferrets he could only shoot seven arrows before the first one hit. There were ten ferrets.
The three survivors were watching the gate when they heard several twangs and about seven whistling noises, then there were only three out of ten. The survivors fled in terror, thinking the baby squirrel had gotten seasoned archers. Samkin giggled as he watched them go.
And if you're wondering, Ma Mellus didn't catch Samkin and it was Mossyra that had poured water on Ma Mellus.
Subject: Mission 71: Get Salamandastron's help and defeat the vermin horde.


Author:
Samkin II
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Date Posted: 18:20:56 07/31/07 Tue

"Five, you say?" asked Samkin.
"Five," confirmed Arven.
Samkin was supposed to go to Salamandastron and get help so they could defeat the evil wildcat, Vergo, and his horde of fivescore.
"Ok then. I choose Mossyra, JarJar, Jakken, and Swordling. When do I leave?"
"As soon as possible. We have the haversacks ready and waiting. They're by the south wickergate."
Samkin then went searching for the chosen Dibbuns. He found Swordling and Jakken first, swimming in the pond. Then he found JarJar tunneling with the moles. "Ferrets an' weasels are as good as moles," the little ferret had said. Samkin found Mossyra in the strawberry patch, making up fictitious tales about why the strawberry trees weren't there other than them blowing away with Riverstar.
Then they set out, avoiding the meadow where Vergo was camped, for Salamandastron.
They came upon a stream where the guosim were camped.
"Logalogalogalog!" shouted Samkin.
Logalog Flug came out of his boat. "What, huh?"
Mossyra shrugged. "Oh, we're just on a day trip to Salamandastron while Redwall is under attack by a wildcat warlord named Vergo and fivescore vermin under him. Do you know any shortcuts, 'cause all this plodding is hurting my feet."
In about ten seconds all that remained of the Guosim camp was one escort logboat and about five shrews. "Nah, we'll walk." said JarJar.
In about 3 seconds the Guosim camp was completely deserted.
"What fun," said Swordling.
After abou half an hour of marching, the group came upon the otter crew. "What are you little Dibb'ns doin' out 'ere?" inquired Skipper.
"Oh, nothin' really, we're just lookin' for some vermin to kill since at Redwall they won't let us kill any of the hundred besieging ones or the wildcat leader named Vergo. Nice day, isn't it?" Swordling replied.
But she was talking to empty air. The otters had gone.
They continued walking by the stream until they heard someone singing. They hid along the bankside, until they heard the words.


"Bend your backs, ye sons o' Guosssom,
An' row row row!
The stream runs fair on to the river
Running to the sea like a big blue sliver.
Bend your backs, ye sons o' Guosssom,
An' row row row!
The river runs smooth towards the sea,
Content to move an' carry you an' me.
Bend your backs, ye sons o' Guossom,
An' row row row!
The sea is the largest, where seabirds call,
Flying ever higher, I hope they don't fall!
Bend your backs, ye sons o' Guosssom
An' row row row!


The singing stopped abruptly as the Guosssom shrews sighted the Dibbuns "Ahoy! Shouldn't ye be at Redwall?"
This time it was Samkin who answered. "Not really, since we're takin' this walk, and it's not pleasant there anyway, what with the fivescore vermin attacking, an' their leader Vergo . . ."
As they continued on,JarJar remarked, "Fast rowers, those shrews. Gone in about 7 seconds!"
Around midmorn they halted for lunch. Samkin remarked on the spread. "Mmmmmm, a honey an' jam sandwich with nice barley scones an' meadowcream, my favorite!"
Mossyra laughed scornfully. "Ha! When there's a scone that isn't your favorite, Swordling will stop killing vermin!"
"True, true," agreed Swordling as she dug into the sandwich.
It was then some Guoraf shrews came up. "Whoa, Dibbun attack! Why aren't you fiends at Redwall?"
Jakken dismissed the subject airily. "Oh? We didn't like the vermin that were attacking. Or their smelly wildcat leader, Vergo. Know any shortcuts to that, big, er, mountain place?"
But the Guoraf had not heard the second sentence. They were off, to save Redwall.
At dawn, two days hence, the Dibbun's sighted Salamandastron. Or rather, they ran into a Long Patrol runner who showed them the distant bulk of the fire mountain. It was a good thing the hare was a runner, or he never would have caught the Dibbuns as they dashed off. Actually, he didn't until they were almost there. Samkin waited until they were just in the doorway until he shouted, "NOW!" Leaving the bewildered runner behind, they dashed up through the many corridors of Salamandastron, resulting half of the Long Patrol chasing them.
When they came to the forge room door, somebeast shouted, "NO! You're not allowed in there!"
But the Dibbuns charged in anyway. A badgerlady spun around and shouted, "What are mere DIBBUNS doing in my forge room?!"
JarJar was the only one brave enough to answer. "We just thought you should know Redwall was under attack by one hundred vermin and a wildcat leader named Vergo. Nice view isn't it?" Mossyra suddenly asked, "Is this really the very forge room where Martin the Warrior recieved his sword from Boar the Fighter?"
Nobeast could hear her, however, because the Badgerlady and every officer was screaming orders. Within a few minutes Salamandastron was completely deserted. Mossyra's eyes twinkled. "Hey, do we have the entire mountain to ourselves?"

When the Long Patrol arrived at Redwall, they were crestfallen to see the battle had already taken place and gone in Redwall's favor. In other words, there were no vermin left.
"Hey," said a seargent. "Didn't we leave those bally Dibbuns the jolly old fire mountain wot, wot?"
Subject: Mission 94: Pillow fight!!


Author:
Samkin (Do I really have to put my dorm? I posted the previous 5 missions!)
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Date Posted: 16:45:01 07/31/07 Tue

"I can't wait!" said Samkin. All through the doromitories, DAB members were readying pillows. Among the contestants were: Mossyra, Swordling, Audreystream, Jakken, Tysharm, Lettuceleaf, Songbrook, and JarJar. Ahem. Let me rephrase that. Among the Dibbuns that would obviously win were: Mossyra, Swordling, Audreystream, Jakken, Tysharm, Lettuceleaf, Songbrook, JarJar, and Samkin. What would happen is everybeast competing would have a pillow. They would come two at a time to a ring in the center of the dormitory. Those two would battle fiercely, the first one to fall being the loser. After evry Dibbun had competed, the winners would come up two at a time and battle, etc. . . Until there was only one Dibbun left. That one was the winner of everything. The first Prize was a huge whoppin' 10 pound bag of CC. Second prize was a delicious woodland summercream berry-nut pudding. Samkin was going for the top prize.
It began. A bunch of Dibbuns Samkin didn't know went by before Mossyra went up. She took out the Dibbun with one swipe. After Mossyra came a fierce battle between JarJar and Moonpaw. It was like sword fighting, parries, sideswipes, uppercuts, downward swings. JarJar was hit many times, and one time she almost fell backward, but then she came up hit Moonpaw's chin so hard Moonpaw sat down with a thump. Leikela and Tysharm had an equally fierce battle, but Tysharm liboed the pillow hit Leikela on her side.
Then it was Samkin's turn! He ducked the pillow and brought his crashing down on Holli's head. But Holli was still standing! Holli swung side the pillow sideways, but Samkin jumped it! Samkin brought his up and began to swing, but so did Holli! They hit the other with such force they staggered backward, but while staggering, Samkin hit Holli side-on! Holli could never have stayed upright after that. Eventually every Dibbun had tried, and the emerging victors Samin knew the names of were as tus: Samkin, Mossyra, JarJar, Audreystream, Tysharm, Midnight, Riverstar, Songbrook, Jakken, and Swordling. There were many other winners though. Jakken didn't make it, neither did Midnight, but the rest had brought several Dibbuns down. In the end, it was Samkin versus JarJar. In the dangerous battle, Samkin hit JarJar's legs and she didn't make it to the CC. But, that pudding was delicous. Samkin and JarJar shared their spoils with their friends.
The end.
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 16:11:08 07/31/07 Tue

Am I the only one posting missions? I'll probably stop putting my dorm. It's not that hard to find out!
Subject: Mission 109: Run from Ma Mellus


Author:
Samkin of the Irresistible Imps
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Date Posted: 14:07:18 07/31/07 Tue

Samkin was running. He had been stealing candied chestnuts when that nasty ol' Ma Mellus had discovered him. Then the perilous chase had begun, through corridors, around tables, up or down stairs, and finally out the Abbey doors. Samkin's only hope was to hide in the orchard.
"Come back here, yyou naughty Dibbun!" yelled Ma Mellus.
"Never!" yelled Samkin.
There were Dibbuns watching him, cheering him on. Samkin saw the orchard. Desperate, he made a running dash, he jumped at the trunk, but too late! Ma Mellus had him.
"Bathtime!"
"Waaaaahaaaaaah!!!! Me no anna get baffed. Waahaahaaaaaa!!"
Samkin was carried upstairs, squirming and fighting, in Ma Mellus' firm grip.
When Samkin was placed in the bathtub, he still put up a fight.
"Quit splashing, you little fiend!"
"You gorra soap 'n me eyes on purposs!"
"Hey, get back here!"
Samkin had jumped out of the tub and was running as fast as he could. But Ma Mellus was gaining. He would have been caught, but a huge cheddar cheese, as big as Ma Mellus, rolled in front of her, with Bagg and Runn chasing it.
"Come back 'ere, you naughty cheese!"
"Whoa, look out, cheese comin' through!"
This gave Samkin enough time to dash outside and slam the door. He managed to find a group of Dibbuns to hide in just before Ma Mellus came out.
"Bathtime, all of you!"
At that, the entire group took off, though a few unfortunate Dibbuns fell pray Ma Mellus' Dibbun-bathing paws. By the time the made it to the DAB hideout, half the group had been caught. But Samkin had made it. Unfortunately, his friend Swordling hadn't. But that's a story for another time.
Subject: Mission 3: Steal the summercream pudding!


Author:
Samkin of the Irresistible Imps
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Date Posted: 12:32:13 07/31/07 Tue

Was definitely enjoying the feast. After eating amountain of cream piled on a slice of deeper'n'ever pie, he started a contest with Jakken, who was sitting next to him. who could eat the most strawbery puding. Jakken, being a hare, had won easily. Then Samkin saw it. The summercream pudding at the other side of the table. . . . Samkin decided right away to steal it. After several moments of observation, he decided crawling under the table was the best way. But, he needed a distraction . . .
Samkin merely through a pie at an elder and a bowl of cream at a Dibbun and yelled, "FOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT!!"
In the immediate turmoil that followed, Samkin slipped under the table and began to run along it. His journey was delayed, as he had to constantly dodge kicking footpaws. And, he could not always completely dodge a footpaw, or sometimes even slightly dodge one. He saw a Dibbun's footpaws, and popped up alongside them and joined in the fray. A massive food battle was taking place. Samkin saw that soon the summercream pudding would be thrown, and knocked the person nearest to it down with a mushroom pasty. Then he was under the table and running, desperately trying to save the pudding from being thrown, and to eat it himself.
Finally he made it. But somebeast was there, reaching for the pudding, a Dibbun vole, now all was lost . . . but no! Samkin had not come all this way for it to be stolen! He grabbed a nearby sponge cake and hurled it at the vole. The vole got knocked flat by the delicious missile. Then the vole began escaping in true Dibbun style: eating his way out!
Samkin got the pudding and went to eting it as messily as he could, throwing the occaisonal blob into the delicious jungle of flying food. At last, the pudding was his!
Subject: Mission 2: Escape from the Infirmary


Author:
Samkin of the IOrresistible Imps
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Date Posted: 00:43:44 07/31/07 Tue

Samkin gazed longingly at the door of the Infirmary. All he wanted was one or two candied chestnuts, but no, he had two get caught and clean up the Infirmary. In a few minutes Ma Mellus would come up and supervise him.
Taptap!
"What was that?" Samkin said to himself, looking at the window. Another pebble hit the window. Samkin went to investigate. He opened the window. Swordling waved to him from far below. "I'm here to break you out!" she shouted.
"How?" samkin shouted back.
"I'll create a distraction, you go out the window. You're a squirrel, it shouldn't be too hard!" With that, she was gone.
Samkin listened closely. Pretty soon he heard the Friar's voice. "Mellus! There's Dibbun invading the trifle I just baked! Come NOW!"
Samkin levered himself off the window sill. The sandstone was rough, with plenty of paw- and footpaw-holds A cool, refreshing breeze felt wonderful in his face. But, it played with his tail, making the descent slightly difficut. Samkin finally made it to the gutter lowest to the ground. Nimbly running across it, he made it to a spot near the entrance to the DAB hideout. He began descending again.He eventually made it to the ground. Then he heard Ma Mellus shouting, "Hey! Where's that naughty Dibbun?" She poked her head out the window and looked all around. By some ill luck, she saw Samkin. "Hey! Stop right there!" Then her head went back in the room and Samkin could hear her descending the stairs. Soon she would be in Great Hall.
Samkin had no time. He ran around the Abbey building, stopping by a door that led to the kitchen. Going through the door, he found himself in an empty room. Helping himself to some nearby trifle, he walked through it, pilfering candied nuts, fruits, and bits of pudding and trifle. When his spoils were securely rapped in a bag, he ducked under the counter and through the small hole that DAB members had installed in case they were cornered in the kitchen. The hole led to a series of tunnels. Each one led to a different dorm. Samkin chose the II tunnel strode along, whistling.
Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 23:27:28 07/30/07 Mon

Eh.. Cereth, I think you need to be more descriptive; try to work on the flow of your writing. The story was pretty short.

Also, I need your dorm.
Subject: Mission 15


Author:
Cereth Claymore
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Date Posted: 17:08:47 07/30/07 Mon

*So I had decided to gaurd the abbey for the day.I started to put on the huge armor, then I waddled to the sword and tried to lift it. It seemed to be as heavy as lead.It took forever to lift it.Once I had lifted up I draged it to the wall and up the stairs, making a clank sound with every step.I reached the top only to see a huge army of vermin.I then asked them what they were doing.Hey, what cha doin, down there.What does it look like, we given ya flowers,NNOOOO.We're atacking your stupid abbey.Charge!!!!
*The vermin charged the door with swords and axes battering the door.I threw some pebbles at the scum so hard that they ran away screaming in pain.By that time it was afternoon and still I stood with the sword in hand.Then, out of nowhere came a group of crows. They charged me without hesitaion.They pecked and tore with their beaks and talons.I then swished and swiped with the sharp blade and cut their wings and they fell over the wall but just before they hit the ground, they started flying again and they flew away. I then droped down with fatigue and fell asleep.
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 18:55:38 07/21/07 Sat

Funny story, Cuoha.
Your story's great too Mossyra!
Subject: Mission # 124


Author:
Mossyra of the II
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Date Posted: 01:39:45 07/16/07 Mon

Mossyra struggled fiercely as three crows enveloped her in a stolen fishing net. When it became evident that they were only going as far as the roof and a fall at this time would be fatal, she settled for getting her dagger untangled from the meshes. After the crows dumped her down on the tiles and went to gloat, she cut easily through the tough fibers and scrambled at top speed toward a small hatch that obviously led into the Abbey.
Wing beats coming straight at her gave her enough warning to fall flat and when she looked up, the leader of the crows was standing in her way. She drew her dagger again.
When the leader lunged suddenly at her right side, she nimbly danced away and cut off a pinion feather as he stumbled past. Infuriated, the crow approached more cautiously, then stabbed with his razor sharp beak.
Ping!
Mossyra's dagger met his beak and slid on the smooth surface, scratching his face as she followed through and chopped another flight feather off. Quickly, she dropped and rolled to the right, narrowly avoiding his fearsome talons, and felt a wing scrape acroos her back. Ignoring the burning agony, she slashed at his foot, then brought it up and caught him in the side. Istantly attacking again, she feinted at his eye, tripped him off the roof, threw the dagger so that it ripped the crow's last pinion off and rendered him unable to fly, then dove through the entrance as snapping beaks tried to catch her.

After making her way along precarious ledges and dusty rooms, she made it at last to the ground. Snitching a few scones and a flask off strawberry fizz, she made her way to DAB and reported the crows to Tangle. Then she ate her snack and went to bed so that she would be fit for the raid that night.
Subject: Mission #72 - Pie-eating Contest


Author:
Cuoha (GG)
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Date Posted: 14:21:05 07/08/07 Sun

It was the Spring Nameday, and a special pie-eating contest for Dibbuns was being held. Cuoha had entered, as had Bramble, Fergus and Strongpaw. The four of them were sat around a table covered with creamy pies.
"Alright, the rules are simple," announced Abbot Durral. "The Dibbun who eats the most pies is the winner. Are you ready?" All four Dibbuns nodded, eager to begin. "GO!" shouted the Abbot.
Cuoha launched herself headfirst into a pie. Fergus pecked daintily at a pastry crust, while Bramble and Strongpaw ate fairly normally.
"You look like an idiot! You have gravy all over your snout!" Bramble told Cuoha unashamedly.
"Humph!" Cuoha flung a pie at Bramble, still scoffing her own. Bramble ducked, and the pie splattered onto Fergus, who had just finished his first pie. Fergus tactfully ignored the mess on his feathers, and reached out for another pie. Unfortunately, Cuoha already had hold of the pie Fergus wanted.
"Eek! You silly wormsquirrel!"
"Silly wormsquirrel yourself! And don't EVER call me an idiot again, Bramblers."
"Well, you are an idiot."
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!"
The threesome dissolved into a fight, rolling around on the floor, kicking and scratching at each other. Mother Mellus stepped in to separate the vicious trio.
"No fighting in this contest! You three are disqualified," Mother Mellus told them. "Get up to your beds. Strongpaw wins the contest!"
Cuoha, Bramble and Fergus were dragged off, protesting, and each blaming the others.
"He called me an idiot!"
"She threw a pie at me!"
"It wasn't me!"
Meanwhile, a horde of Abbeydwellers surrounded Strongpaw to congratulate him on his victory.
"Oh, it was nothing, wot wot," he told them nonchalantly. "Only ate half a bally pie, don'cha know!" He grinned.
Subject: Graded!


Author:
Jess W. T.
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Date Posted: 21:53:49 07/03/07 Tue

Great job, chaps and chapesses. ^.^
Subject: Escape from Mother Mellus


Author:
Flagg
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Date Posted: 01:15:47 06/28/07 Thu

Mission 1
Mother Mellus is after you! After noticing that you escaped from the tub, she was immediately on your trail. Try to hold out as long as possible form her wrath!

"Bathtime!"Shouted Mother Mellus.As soon as the sound of the badgers voice reached their dirty ears all the dibbuns that had been sitting in Great Hall made a mad rush for the door.Unfortunately a few of them ran straight into the large badger.Flagg the young otter was almost out the door when he felt a large paw sccop him up!Oh no he was caught.Ma Mellus went upstairs with half a dozen squirming dibbuns in her paws.*Plop!*She dropped them all into a soapy bathtub."Where is Sister Sage with the scrubbing brushes!", excalimed Mellus while walking out the door,"I am going to find Sister Sage you dibbuns stay put."

Flagg waited until the sound of Mellus' foot paws faded away.Then he quickly stood up in the wash basin and jumped out with a bound.He started to roll around on a rug to get off the soap from the tub.When it was all off he stood up and said to the dibbuns still in the basin, "Jump owt and come wiv mee if you don wan a baff." When none of the dibbuns did so much as stir a paw Flagg bounded off out the door and down the hall. Seeing a mat close to the stairs the otter dove and landed with his belly on the mat.The impact caused the rush mat to slide down the stairs.*Bump, bump, bump* went Flagg down the curved stair case.Finally he could see the bottom of the staircase.The woven mat came of the last stair and hit the ground with a thud.The mat was slowing down when Flagg heard a growl from upstairs.Jumping up he ran into the kitchen with the heavy thud of the badgers paws behind him.A couple mole maids were standing around a large bowl of meadowcream on the floor of the kitchen.Running straight for the two moles Flagg knocked them both headfirst into the meadowcream.Then he ran around the bowl back into Great Hall.Taking a seat between the squirrel Rufe Brush and the young mouse Saxtus the dirty dibbun grabbed a bowl of hotroot soup and started slurping it down.Halfway through his first slurp he heard a yell from the kitchen, "You two molemaids get out of the meadowcream!Now you are all sticky again.Looks like it is straight upstairs to bath and then go to bed!No woodland trifle for you!"Saxtus had a huge grin on his face "Looks like your clear of Ma Mellus!I bet it was you who stuck the moles in the meadowcream!" Rufe was laughing so hard he fell over and rolled on the floor, "Whoohoohoo!Hahahaaaaaa!You sure know how to get out of a bath you young rip!"

Flagg the Otter
Dastardly Dibbuns
Subject: Martin is trapped in the cellars...


Author:
Zelda, II
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Date Posted: 21:10:36 06/24/07 Sun

Martin is trapped in the cellars. You have to tell the elders, but they won’t believe you. You have to get them to believe…

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The stairway leading down to the cellars was cool and dark. Zelda crept along quietly, like a silent shadow. The molemaid hoped she could get in and out of the cellars before the cellarhog returned from his morning stroll. Candied chestnuts and strawberry cordial would be no match for the bath she was sure to receive if she were caught stealing food!

Suddenly, she heard the sound of footsteps. Zelda panicked. There was nowhere to hide! She stood there for a moment, trying to find a way out. If she ran back the way she came, she would run into whoever was coming down. If she ran into the cellars, her pursuer was sure to follow. What if it was the cellarhog, Furlo Stump? Zelda franticly tried to think of an excuse for why she was there, but when you are scared your brain tends not to work properly.

Then Zelda realized that the sound was not coming from the steps. It was coming from the cellars! The molemaid relaxed a little; now she had an escape route. No longer afraid, Zelda could think more clearly.

It was then that she realized that the noise was not footsteps, but rather a loud banging. She had been so afraid that somebeast would see her and make her take a bath that when she heard it she automatically expected the worst. All elements of fear left her, and instead a great feeling of curiosity filled the molemaid.

Zelda approached the cellar door and called out, “Who bees in thurr?”

“It’s me, Martin,” a muffled but still recognizable voice answered from the other side. “Who are you?”

“Oi bees Zelda, zurr. ’Ow did ee get in thurr?”

“I came through the kitchens to ask Furlo if I could walk with him this morning. When I found he had already left and turned to leave, Friar Higgle had locked the door on me. Now I’m stuck in here. Zelda, would you tell someone to come and unlock this for me? I promise I’ll give you a bag of candied chestnuts if you can get me out.”

Zelda brightened up at the prospect of free candied chestnuts. “Of course oi carn, zurr Marthen. We’ll get ee out’n thurr afore lunchtoime!”

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Cleckstarr Lepus Montesile wandered around the kitchen, tasting morsels of food, prepared or not, whenever he could. He was trying to get Friar Higgle to let him help make a cake with Gertrude Widepaw, a beautiful young hare who was the center of the universe to Clecky. Each time he asked, the Friar refused adamantly. Though frustrated, Clecky refused to give up.

All of a sudden, Zelda appeared behind him. “Zurr Monnesoile, coom quick! Zurr Marthen bees locked in ee cellars!”\r

Clecky did not believe her. Martin the Warrior? Locked in the cellars? He would never allow that to happen. “Listen here, m’gel, Martin’s to smart to let anything like that to happen. Run and play now, I heard that there are games set up for the Dibbuns in the orchard.”

“You just want to get in there so you can drink strawberry cordial, don’t you? Well, I won’t allow it,” the friar interrupted. “I’m not going to fall for some Dibbun’s lie, I’m keeping the key right here.”

As he held the key up, Zelda grabbed it and ran to the door. “If’n ee don’t believe oi, oi’ll do it moiself.”

The friar made as if to go for Zelda, but stopped in his tracks as the unlocked door opened and Martin stepped out.

“Thank you, Zelda. If you hadn’t unlocked the door for me, I would have been in there until teatime. I think you deserve a reward for your actions. Come in here and have some candied chestnuts and strawberry cordial with me. You may invite your friends, too. I knew I could count on you to get me out.”

Zelda agreed happily and joined him. Before stepping into the cellars, Zelda could not resist a satisfied smile at the shocked Friar.

By Zelda, Irresistible Imps
Subject: Mission #46


Author:
Cereth Claymore
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Date Posted: 02:30:18 06/23/07 Sat

I heard the door click when the elder shut it. I was in a dormitory. I tried to open the door, but it was locked. I turned around and saw my friend, Mossyra. I asked why she was here. Mossyra, why are ya 'ere?
I got in trouble this mornin'so I can't go ta the Nameday Feast.
I started thinking of a way to escape.
Hmmm, I guess we could tie our sheets together and make a rope down to the bottom outside.
Okey dokey.
We started tying our sheets and blankets together, and when we were done, it seemed like it went on forever. We tied it to the leg of my bed, and started climbing down. When we got to the end of the rope, we realized we were still a long way from the bottom.There was a wind that was so strong that our rope swung from side to side. There was a window right in front of us, and I came up with an idea.
I'm goin' ta swing us inta the window.
But because of the wind she could not here me.
What?
I said I'm goin' ta swing us inta the window.
Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii...........
But before she could finish, I had swung us into the window.
We landed in the middle of a hallway. I looked around and heard footsteps coming our way. As the footsteps got closer, we heard elders talking, and sometimes giggling. I looked around and saw two pots.
Mossrya, hop into one of those pots before the elders come.
She hopped into the pot on the left, and I hopped into the pot on the right. I landed in a whole bunch of candied chestnuts. I noticed my stomach was growling and the chestnuts were right there, so I started gobbling them down. When I was full, there were still many candied chestnuts left. I heard the elders come nearer and nearer. They stopped at the pots! I heard one of the elders say, I wonder who is going to win the potato sack race, and all these candied chestnuts?
I felt my pot lifted into the air, and I went on a bumpy ride. I wondered how I would get out of this pickle. We stopped moving, and I felt the pot being put down. Wherever I was, it was very noisy. I peeked out of the pot, and realized I was in the middle of the Nameday feast. I looked around, made sure no one was looking, and hopped out. Luckily, I saw Mossrya's pot right next to mine. I tapped on her pot, and whispered, come on, let's get out of here.
Mossrya popped her head out, and burped.
Those candied chestnuts were good!
She hopped out and ran toward a table with food. I grabbed a plate, and started shoveling food onto it. Mossrya did the same. When we were done eating, we ran off and happily played all the games.
Subject: Mission 26


Author:
Eeilla, DD.
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Date Posted: 15:27:03 06/21/07 Thu

Mission:You are walking down the path with your best Dibbun friend. All of a sudden, a rat and a ferret jump out of the bushes and grab the two of you. The rat says to the ferret, "Hey Cap'n, let's take these to the ship." Either escape, or attack them, or let them take you to the ship and attack all of them!
Number:26
Dibbun:Eeilla Sharpshooter.
I'm in DD.
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One day, a short squirrelmaid, named Eeilla, was skipping down the dirt path in Mossflower Woods, accompanied by her best friend, Zey, who was a taller mousemaid. They were both only about 11 seasons old, almost out of dibbunry. That was the only reason they were allowed outside Redwall Abbey.
"I'm hungry. Where's the food basket?" Eeilla asked her friend lazily.
"Right he--Do you hear something?" Zey questioned.
"No, I think it's your imagination." Eeilla replied.
"No! I hear something! It's coming from that bush!" Zey pointed toward a shrub, and a "Oh man!" was heard.
"Did you say that?" Eeilla looked at her companion.
"..I thought you did..?" Suddenly, a mean-looking rat and a scruffy ferret jumped out! Zey drew her dagger and Eeilla was digging around in her bag for the heavy peice of driftwood she found on the beach the other day. After a few seconds, she found it.
The odd pair stood back to back, each facing one of the enemies.
"Stay back!" Eeilla warned. This warning went unnoticed by the ferret, who dropped his weapon and pinned Eeilla's paws behind her back. The rat watched the ferret, and tried to do the same to Zey. This obviously didn't work when they've seen it before, because when he tried, Zey stabbed into his footpaw with her dagger.
"Oooowww!!" The rat howled, sticking his footpaw in his mouth. After many unsuccesful tries, the rat finally managed to keep hold of the mousemaid.
"Hey, Cap'n!" The rat said. "Let's take these two to the ship!" The ferret nodded in approval.
As they walked to the ship, Eeilla was thinking up a plan. The rat wouldn't just let her kick his face, right? He'd try to protect his face with his paws, right? Right.
So once the ferret, who was holding Eeilla, was facing the rat, holding Zey, Eeilla jumped and kicked. The rat's eyes widened and he let go of Zey to hold his paws to his face. Eeilla missed. She knew he'd probably grab her footpaw and bring her down.
Meanwhile, Zey jumped on the ferret captain's head with her newly found freedom.
"GET OFF!!!" The ferret yelled, swiping at her. Eeilla punched the rat in the jaw.
"Let's go, Eeilla!" Zey said, starting to run.
"Oh yeah." Eeilla and Zey ran faster than a hare that day. When they reached the abbey, Ma Mellus asked them why they were out of breath.
"Oh, we were just having a race." Eeilla lied, smiling.
Subject: Mission 49


Author:
Samkin
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Date Posted: 00:52:16 06/21/07 Thu

"Why am I always being captured by stupid worm-brained,
butterfly-stomached, fat-rear-ended excuses for toads
that've been boiled alive?"
Samkin's thought's are abruptly cut off as Tailblade
says something. "This is where yer'll stay, until we gets
some help from the west and nor'."
The tortures they had put him through to gain information about Redwall did not bear thinking about.
Samkin decided to unleash his . . . . colorful, choice of insults. "Redwall has stood against vermin warriors mightier than you, you lily-livered, pot-bellied, frazzle-faced, bilge-tailed, twiddle-pawed, droopy-whiskered, brainless, large-bottomed scraps of fur glued to enormous mounds of fat! You can never conquer Redwall, you mangy, flea-ridden uglyface mcfatsos! It's a wonder I can still see, looking at your, looking at your demented face! Your cowardliness is so strong, itt's a wonder you aren't afraid you'll drown every time you drink water, you ignorant, insane frogs-bottoms! You're right, you don't have any enemies, they killed themselves just so they wouldn't have to bear the pain and torture of looking at you, you pig-bellied, toad-headed excuse for a gigantic mound of fat boiled in vinegar! Hey . . . where'd you go? all I see is a pile of rotten, muddy, smelly stoats that have been dead for a week! Did you know that I once talked to your parents and it turns out they once tried to swap you for a slimy green marshtoad? They thought it was far handsomer! Did you know that your parents were on the opposite side of the earth when I found them? They were trying to get as far away from your splodginess and amazingly disgusting features as possible!"
Samkin could have carried on with insult after insult had a stoat named Yurag not interrupted. "Chief! I c'n raise an army from the eas' but it's goin' a cos' a lot!"
Tailblade replied with a simple 'yes' and paid.
Samkin knew he had to escape. He had to stop Yurag and save Redwall. He had to slay the stoat.
Tailblade himself was guarding Samkin, but it wasn't that hard to trick the vermin. Tailblade got sleepy, just like everybeast else, and Samkin devised a plan. He was just about to start when he wondered whether or not to do it, for it was so insulting. Yes, it was that insulting that he questioned doing it to a vermin. Then he giggled and began singing gently to Tailblade.


"Hush little baby, don't say a word,
Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Momma's gonna bu you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Momma's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke . . ."


Samkin had no need to sing further, for Tailblade was snoring gently.
After cutting his bonds with the dagger he always carried and giving Tailblade a rest with the dagger, Samkin left the tent, and gave the other vermin similar sleep. He noticed his bow liying to one side of the camp. Taking it with him, he set off east at a brisk pace.
Samkin rose at dawn after two hours of sleep, estimating he would reach Yurag at about midmorn. This estimate proved correct as the stoat came into view, eating lunch. The food in his troat stopped, an arrow blocking its path.
Samkin reached the Abbey around dinnertime, whereas he managed to evade punishment.
Subject: Bathtub Moffiat


Author:
Navi Ragine
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Date Posted: 20:27:44 06/20/07 Wed

"Come back you scallywag!" Yelled Mother Mellus as she ran down the stairs into Great Hall "When I catch up to you, Navi Ragine, I'll tan you so hard you won't be able to sit down until next season! The small wooden tub she was chasing went rolling and bumping down the stairs at such a fast pace that it went spinning across the Hall and out the open door into the orchard. It rolled on until it came to an abrupt halt as it crached into an apple tree that Sister Serena was up in, picking the fruit. She let out a small yelp as the ladder she was on gave way and fell ontop of the tub where an ottermaid dibbun was trying to clamber out of but became traped under the weight of the ladder.

A wet and bubble-covered Mellus came dashing into the orchared just moments after the incedent. She help Serena down from the branch she had grabed hold of and was now hanging suspended from it."Och naow, what a undignified whay for an Infirmary Sister to be pickn' apples." she said, trying to hide the frazzled tone in her voice. "When I get my paws on tha' 'orrible dibbun, I'll give 'em what for"

Mellus was lifting the ladder off the tub and was about to reply to the sister's remark when the tub lifted off the ground a few inches and went scurrying across the lawn to the walltop stairs, heedless of all the abbybeasts it bumped into.
"Ahh, what was that!"
"Hey watch the paws-oof!"
"Burr, oi mustrve ate'en too much of ee black'urant pio fur luncher, oim a see'n ee tubber runn'n"
"That's no walking tub, foremole, it's an unsucesfully washed dibbun. Am I right, Mellus.

Mellus jogged up next to Simmion, the old blind herbalist mouse. She was losing energy fast and needed to take a breath. "I dont know how you do it simion, but your right. That's Navi Ragine. I was trying to give her a bath after playing in the pond mud and she escaped with the tub. Have you noticed that all the seem to be dissapearing lately. Why, I counted fifteen at the begining of this season and now it seems we only have seven. I bet an acorrn to an apple the dibbuns are behi... oh by the fur! She's gone up to the walltops, and she's got the tub with her!"

The dark brown ottermaid was now standin ontop of the downturned tub. She cupped her mouth and shouted "DAB Gurrila' Bafftime Resistance Squad, a'ten' me!" At that moment a small group of about eight dibbuns, all smeared in mud and leaves that acted as camofauge, joined Navi. Each rolling a small wooden bathtub. "So that's where they all went." muttered Mellus "The DAB organization again. I should've known." She took a step forward to distinguish herself from the growing crowd of abbeybeasts but as she opened her mouth to scold the abbeybabes a squirrel dibbun started banging a meteal pot and the noise drew all atention to the dibbun. "Quiet badga', you got no pa'mision ta speak."

The ottermaid, Navi, then turn to the squirrel and said "Han' me da scwoll Agen't 274." The squirrel did so and the ottermaid started reading the scroll. " I, Navi Ragine, under the 'weadership of 'weader Tangle, here by 'aproclamate that all baff's and tubs be eivver banned or destroyed. All objectars' will be shot wiv muddy balls!"
As if to enforce the statment, all the dibbuns lifted a barkcloth canvas that revealed hundreds of mud balls, plus, each dibbun had pockets full of them and were heavily armed.

Mellus was about ready to explode. Who did those dibbuns think they were. Stealing bathtubs and ordering everybeast around like they were in charge. "Listen Navi, you are in big trouble if you don't give those back right now." While Mellus had been talking, a small hedghog dibbun with leaves in his spikes waddled up and held a wispered conversation with Navi.

When they had finished, the ottermaid stared smuggly down at the badgermum "Trouble. Like what, a baff. I has juss been afformed tha' while you all have been watching us, my remaining scwadran 'as juss stowen da ress of da tubbs. You is pwa'less to stop us!"

Mellus' patiense had run out " That's it I'm coming up there!" But just as she took her first step up the stairs. She was pelted by eight mud balls. "Take one mowe step an da tubbs go down Ma' Mellus!" The dibbuns had moved the tubs to the edge of the walltop and were about ready to drop them when Mellus called out "all right, I give up. I would like to parley. What do you want for the tubbs!"

Navi and her dibbun squad huddled in a small group and held a wispered conffrence. After about five muinets they arranged themselves back again and Navi called out, "We gonna give you alla' fifteen tubbs back if you give us twee hundwed candied chestnusts!" Mellus was about to obect and march up there again when she saw they had loaded up on mud balls again. "Sister Serena and formole, could you go get the cheastnuts..." Mellus said, but then had a suden idea that she quickly wispered to them. The sister and foremole went into the abbey and in ten muinets, came out with teo large bags full of the sweet treats. They laid them down on the grass as Mellus called up " Here is your payment you may come down and take them and we won't try to catch you." Navi looked at her suspisiously. "You pwomise." Mellus crossed her paws behind her back " I promise"

With a whoop of delight the dibbuns ran down the steps and hurled themselves on the bags. Their merriment was cut short as the squerril dibbun with the pot exlaimed "Hey, these are brussle sprouts! They tricked us!" Surrounded by the elders, the dibbuns' Bathtime Resistance Squad were utterly defeated. "We hafta' call backup, Agen't 274" Navi muttered to the squerril. Mother Mellus was closing in on the dibbuns "Oh no you won't, you and all your little friends are surrounded. Everybeast, grab a dibbun each." "No! Leggo a' me stripeydog. You mighta winned this time but we be back. The GBR Scwad not easily crushed. You see! This means WAR!!!" But in the end badgermum had the last words.
"It's bathtime!"

Mission: Steal a Tubb
Missioneer: Navi Ragine
Dorm: Tricky Tribe
Status: Completed
Subject: Mission: 1


Author:
Samkin II
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Date Posted: 19:28:32 06/15/07 Fri

Samkin scrabbled wildly at the bathtub walls. He was trying to get out, to escape, to remain dirty. But even if he did get out, he would have to face Ma Mellus.
"Come back here, you great scoffin' windbag!" came Friar Hugo's voice. "Mellus, it's that hare, Basi, he's stealing a bowl of candied chestnuts!"
Ma Mellus turned to Samkin. "You stay here. Wash your-self!" Then she tossed him a bar of soap and a wash cloth.
Samkin wasted no time. Using the wash cloth as a sling, he slung the bar of soap at some other cloths, causing five to fall in the tub. Swiftlt tying them together, he had a makeshift rope. He made a noose in the end of the rope. He then tossed it at a towel rack and it caught.Samkin clamberedd up the rope. He then pressed a knob in the wooden floor, and a passage opened up. He climbed into the passage and dashed along it until he came to a stone wall, where he pushed a stone aside and ran into Great Hall. Quickly, he ran to the DAB hideout, where he was safe.
The End.
Subject: Another Story


Author:
Zelda
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Date Posted: 23:17:03 06/14/07 Thu

You have been captured Slagar the Cruel so you are trying to escape the slave line and get back to the abbey safely. How will you outsmart the clever one and his friends so you can warn the Abbey he is coming before you are caught?

Zelda was elated to finally be sailing with her friends in a Guosim log boat. She felt very grown up. The molemaid had read about the famous Guerrilla Union of Shrews in Mossflower in several of the Abbey’s history books. Now she felt like one of them! Although moles are usually not fond of water and boats, Zelda felt as carefree and happy as the shrews.
She was disappointed when the Log-a-log stood up in his boat and gave orders to make for land. Still, Zelda was looking forward to tasting the shrew cooking she had read so much about.
While the meal was being prepared, Zelda and some friends wandered off to pick flowers. They did not intend to go far, but the stream bank provided so many different plant species that they lost track of time and place.
Suddenly, several vermin jumped out of the bushes and grabbed the Dibbuns. Zelda gasped as she looked up at her captor. It was a masked fox! Zelda remembered reading Tim Churchmouse’s story of Slagar the Cruel and the journey to ancient Loamhedge. The fox holding her fit his description perfectly. Could this be the clever slaver? But he was dead! The story said that Slagar had fallen into an old well and perished!
Then the masked one released his hold and spoke. “Well, well, well! What have we here? More liddle Abbey brats come to work for us. How kind of you to allow yourselves to be caught. Don’t cry, my dearies, Slagar’s here!”
So it was him! Zelda’s throat tightened. She stared into the eyes of the fox, not believing this to be real. How she wished she were safe in Redwall!
Redwall!
Somehow she had to warn the Abbey of Slagar’s coming.
“Let’s get acquainted,” the slaver continued. “I am Slagar the Cruel, and you are my slaves. Your warrior Matthias pushed me in a pit, but I conquered it. Now I will use you to conquer Redwall, and in the end Slagar will win! I will have my revenge on Matthias, and all of your pathetic Abbey!”
“Hurr, zurr, you’m nought but Chickenhound!”
Slagar was startled by the audacity of the molemaid. Then he became furious. “Chickenhound? CHICKENHOUND? Why, you insolent little…”
The fox dove for Zelda, but she dodged him and the slaver went snout first into a tree. He screamed in pain, gasping curses and insults at the young dibbun as the other vermin rushed to help him.
This gave the dibbuns time to escape. They ran back to the Guosim and told them of the incident, and the shrews paddled back to the Abbey to warn them.
They did not need to, for the vermin, having nothing to ransom with and an injured leader, were defeated before they even caught sight of the Abbey. If a small molemaid could vanquish their leader, surely an Abbey of grown beasts would be much more than they could handle. With that notion, Slagar’s band left Mossflower and was never seen again.

By Zelda, Irrepressible Imps
Subject: Story


Author:
Zelda
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Date Posted: 22:06:03 06/14/07 Thu

Father Abbot wants you to steal candied chestnuts for him, and says you won’t get in trouble. How are you going to get them?

Zelda the mole sat under a strawberry tree, reading the journal of Abbot Saxtus. She had just gotten to the part where Joseph the Bellmaker set off to help Mariel and Dandin when Foozlepaw the gatekeeper bounded up behind her and grabbed her by her dress.
“Hey, stop that! It’s bath and bed for Dibbuns wot steals strawb’ries!”
Zelda tried to protest. “But oi wuz just reading, zurr, oi never meant to steal nothing! Ee carn’t do that!”
“No buts, liddle missy,” said Foozlepaw. “You’re going straight in the tub.”
Zelda squirmed, yelled, and even bit him. She tried anything she could do to get free, but it was no use. The mole hung on to Saxtus’s journal grimly as she was dragged along. It wasn’t fair! She hadn’t done anything to deserve such a dreadful sentence. She could see the badgermum approaching with a cruel sneer on her broad, striped face. Zelda closed her eyes to block out the horrible scene, and hoped it would be over quickly.
Suddenly, the Father Abbot walked up. “Here now, what’s all this about, friends?”
“I caught this one trying to steal strawberries in the garden,” Foozlepaw replied as he set Zelda down on the grass. “We’re taking her in for a good scrubbing,”
Zelda complained loudly. “Oi never stealered no strawbees, zurr! Oi beed reading this yurr book!”
“Saxtus’s journal, eh? Well, I don’t see why you should be punished for learning abbey history. I heard Skipper’s giving boat rides on the pond. Let’s go check it out!” The Abbot smiled at the molemaid and took her hand.
“Burr aye! Thankee zurr h’abbot!”

A few minutes later, the abbot and Zelda were paddling around in a small boat Skipper had supplied. Zelda was relieved to be floating on top of the water, instead of being plunged into a soapy bathtub. At first, she was a bit shaky, as moles are not often fond of water, but soon she began to relax and enjoy the breeze.
The abbot broke the silence with a strange request. “Zelda, would you be willing to steal some candied chestnuts from the kitchens for me?”
“Whoi carn’t ee do it yourself, zurr? You’m bees ee h’abbot,” Zelda asked.
The abbot fiddled with his habit cord. “I tried, but the friar chased me away. I know the dibbuns often raid the candied chestnuts and get away with it, and that’s why I ask you. I promise you won’t be in trouble if you do.”
Zelda pondered his proposition for a moment, then agreed. She would get the candied chestnuts as long as she didn’t get in trouble.

Two hours after the abbot had talked to her, Zelda made her way down to the kitchens. She pondered how she was to get the abbot’s candied chestnuts without the friar noticing.
Then she remembered something from Saxtus’s journal. A slow smile spread across her face. Zelda knew what to do.
“Zurr froiar, thurr bees a hurrbeast out thurr. He'm bee’s hungry, too!”
“A hare? Where?” The friar pushed past the molemaid in a rush. He wasn’t about to have a hare bothering him in his kitchen!

Zelda saw a box of candied chestnuts on the table. She snatched them quickly and hurried to find the abbot.
As she turned a corner, the mole ran right into the badgermum! “Where did you get those candied chestnuts? I’ll have your tail if you’ve been stealing food again!”
Zelda didn’t waste any time. She dove right between the big badger’s legs and continued running. The badger turned and went after her. The mole could feel her catching up.
Zelda knew her short legs were no match for the badger’s great strides, but she was a lot skinnier. Zelda dodged under a bench, and the badger went straight into it and tripped.
Zelda didn’t stop. She kept going until she found the abbot waiting for her by Martin’s tapestry in Great Hall. He thanked her profusely, rewarded her with half of the candied chestnuts. Best of all, he let her stay up late that night and spared her from baths for a whole week!

By Zelda, Irresistible Imps
Subject: Mission #10


Author:
Hermes (Clever Clan)
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Date Posted: 15:11:23 06/14/07 Thu


This is LONG! By the way, Ken means knowledge


Background

It all started with the missing food. Food was disappearing from all around. If you took your eyes off of your plate for a second, all of your food would be gone. It even started disappearing from the siege stores. Before long, there would be none left. It seemed that the thief had the master key, and that was how they could get into every food store. Of course, the grown-ups thought that it was the dibbuns. But we knew better. None of us would EVER steal from the siege stores. Besides, all of the dibbuns in Redwall couldn’t eat all of that. So us dibbuns gathered together to take this matter into our own paws.

Chapter 1

Brookflow the otter stepped forward. Brookflow was the youngest dibbun at the meeting and was always laughing.

“Hee hee hee!” Brookflow laughed. “Someone’s been taking the food. And they stole the brussel sprouts. Who in their right mind on a food-stealing mission would steal brussel sprouts? It must be MAD! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

“I agree.” Replied Bushtail, a strong squirrel. “Anybeast that steals from our siege food stores MUST be mad. And this is not something to laugh about, Brookflow!”

“Sorry, hee hee.” Said Brookflow. “It’s just so FUNNY! Ha ha ha!”

“Please soilense yerself. We need ter think of a plan to foind out who’s stealin’ our food. We don’t even have arnymore cherstnuts to steal!” Digger the molebabe told her.

“That’s right!” Piped up Bransoe, a small hedgehog. “We need a PLAN!”

This was met with roars of approval. “PLAN! PLAN! PLAN! MAKE A PLAN!” Shouted the dibbuns.

“Let’s split into groups and search Redwall. The thief must be here somewhere. WE WILL FIND THE THIEF!” Yelled Range, a field mouse. “Bransoe, you write down the places to explore. Sign your name under your place. One or two dibbuns per location. Sparra and other birds search the rafters. The thief could be anywhere.”
“SEARCH! SEARCH! SEARCH!” All the dibbuns shouted, gathering around the paper where Bransoe had written the places down. There was constant chatter, but if you listened, you could make out snippets of conversation.

“Oi am goin’ to scout thur Great ‘All. Plenty of food, you know.”

“Yes! I can search the Abbey Grounds. I do hope it doesn’t rain, though.”

Ken, a small otter, wandered over to the paper. “I wonder where I can scout. I hope I don’t have to scout with someone else.” Ken was the type of otter who liked to do things alone. He was the last one to the paper. When he reached it, there were only two spots left. And they were both for the cellar.

Chapter 2

BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. Ken’s footsteps echoed through the cold, dark cellar. The clamor from aboveground had faded, and then vanished entirely a while back. Ken could not hear anything except the sound of his footsteps, the rhythm of his breathing, and the pounding of his heart. He suppressed the urge to shout, or to run back upstairs. “Stay calm.” Ken told herself. “There is nothing to be afraid of.” It didn’t help one bit.

Ken began to take stock of her surroundings. It looked as if nobeast had come here since the day Redwall was built. The floor and walls were slimy with mold. A small, moth eaten tapestry hung on one wall, deciphering an ancient battle scene. The smell of the mold was like spoiled milk, and lingered unpleasantly in the air. The walls and floor were made of stone, but Ken could only tell that by scraping through several inches of the mold to get to the wall. The mold felt like mashed up slugs, though when she pulled a bit off, the small piece turned into a purplish liquid which stained her clothes, and let off the smell of rotten eggs. The walls stretched off into the darkness, forming a long, empty tunnel.

“Yuck,” Ken thought. ”Now I smell like rotten eggs. Nasty!”

She stood still for a few seconds, and then suddenly remembered that she had brought her candle with her. Hastily, she got out the candle and rubbed two sticks together until they produced a spark, lighting the candle. The hallway was bathed with light for a few seconds, but the flame was instantly blown out by a strong wind. Ken did not want to light the candle again, for it took a long time to light. But she did not need to, for the mold now gleamed with a shiny green luminescence. The light was bright enough to easily find your way through the tunnel. Ken pulled out a small dagger and cut a circle into the mold. That way, she could find her way back. Picking up her candle, she started down the long tunnel.


Chapter 3

It stunk. It was the smell of spoiled milk and rotten eggs magnified by one thousand. As hard as Ken tried, she could not rid her nose of the putrid smell. As she walked farther on, the smell of rotted fruits and vegetables added to the smell.

SQUISH

“Ugh.” She thought to herself. She had just stepped on an old, half-eaten tomato. “Gross.”

After marking another circle in the mold, she began to see shadows flickering on the walls. They were gone too quickly to make out what they were. A few moments later, she could make out the sound of…eating. It was coming from around a turn in the tunnel. Silently and stealthily, Ken hurried toward the curve. Right when she was about to turn, she tripped and fell, banging her knee against the ground with a loud thud. The intruders were instantly alerted, and ran off. Ren stood and looked around the corner for signs of the intruder, but all she saw was a few nibbled scones, a mushroom pasty, and three empty bowls of potato ‘n’ leek soup, along with crumbs scattered everywhere. Wondering where they could’ve gone, she hurried down the tunnel. After a few minutes, which felt like hours, Ken finally arrived at a hole in the ceiling, leading aboveground. Clambering through, she pulled herself up.

Ken was instantly blinded by the bright sun. After the dim light of the fungus, her eyes took a few seconds to adjust to the light. By the time she had adjusted, any sign of the thief had vanished.

“Beagn, Ren,” Ken called to the two dibbun mice patrolling the grounds, “The thieves are here somewhere.” All of their sense alert, they looked everywhere for the thieves, but to no avail. The thieves had disappeared. Again.

Chapter 4

Back in the meeting room, all of the dibbuns were trying to decide how to handle this situation. How could we defeat an enemy that was as quick as the wind? First on the list: Compare findings.

“All ‘at oi saw woz a few shardowers. Oh yes, and a groit big mez on zur floors.” Explained one mole. “Not a trace thart oi sawl.”

“My results were the same,” piped up Ken. “The thieves are quick, and hungry. I think the best way to capture one is to block off all escape routes, and surround it. They have secret tunnels everywhere, so watch out.”

Murmurs of agreement followed the small speech. Many were wondering if the plan would work. Finally one hedgehog spoke up.

“Yes, I think that it could work. The question is: Where will they strike next?”

“You could surround them anywhere. If they’d even eat in the cellars, they must be anywhere. Funny, not a single person saw them.”

“Heeheehee! Very funny!” Chimed in Brookflow.

“Does everyone agree to help with the plan?” Asked Ridge.

“YES!” Shouted everyone.

“We’ll surround the Great Hall an hour after lunch. Agreed?”

“Agreed!” agreed everyone.

Now all they could do was wait.

Chapter 5

The dibbuns could hardly suppress their excitement. They were gonna catch the food thieves! All the dibbuns went about their usual troubles, until an hour past lunch. They quickly and silently surrounded the Great Hall. A few of the lead dibbuns peeked inside, to see the thieves for the first time. And there, feasting on the leftovers from lunch, were about a hundred dibbun hares!

Charging, the angry dibbuns tied the small hares up and got Father Abbot, explaining the story of the hares.

“Sorry, we didn’t know.” Confessed one hare. “There was a BIG war and we were told to go to Redwall. We wouldn’t have eaten it if we knew. We won’t eat any more of your storage foods, what what!”

Peace was restored to the Abbey. The hares were sent back to Salamandastron after the war, and the food stores were restocked. All of the dibbuns were happy, ‘cause they solved a mystery AND got back food to steal. And life at Redwall went on.
Subject: Mission #2


Author:
Sunsword Quickpaw of the Newbies (Horror)
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Date Posted: 23:39:14 06/08/07 Fri

Ma Mellus had caught Sunsword stealing candied chestnuts. He was now sentenced to clean the Infirmary. To ensure that he didn't escape, the door was locked and the window heavily guarded.
He searched desperately for another exit and was well rewarded.
Exhausted with his efforts, he leaned against a small knot on a slab of discolored stone and saw, to his utter astonishment, several block swing back to reveal a dark, musty passageway. As he walked down it he noted many twist, turns, and side tunnels that led away from the main one. Finally, his curiousity got the better of him and he went down one, following many different trails. Within five minutes, he was hopelessly lost.
After another twenty minutes had passed, he came to a dead end. By squinting, he managed to read the inscription. It said thus:
Exit behind the tapestry.
Proceed with caution.
When he pressed an inconspicuous knot in the stone wall to the right, some stones swung away and showed what was indeed the back of the tapestry, behind the wildcat to be exact. As soon as he stepped out, the stones moved soundlessly back in place.
After mentally memorizing the two entrances to the tunnel, Sunsword hurried to the kitchen, stole two bags of candied chestnuts, and went to tell Tangle about his amazing discovery.
Subject: Mission


Author:
Samkim of the Irrestible Imps
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Date Posted: 22:29:00 06/08/07 Fri

"Thanks matey," Samkim says to Streamtail, an otter. "I'm slowly gaining weapons. So, can you show me how to fire a sling? 'Cause I'd probably aim at the South Wall and end up hitting the Norf Mountings."
"Sure, just as long as you show me how on earth do you fire these arrows you gave me?"
So Samkim and Streamtail spent the next hour and a half teaching eachother the arts of archery and slingerbeast-ship.

"Nail me rudder, I like strawberry scones! But how do you steal them if the Friar is in the room?" Streamtail asked.
"Easy," Samkim whispered back. "Normally I do it with my bow, but it'll be easier with the sling!"
"What do you mean, 'with my bow'? You don't shoot the scone, do you?"
"Of course not! You use the bow as a sling!"
"What? Use the bow as a sling?"
"Yes. You take a turnip like this and put it on your bowstring. Presto! Sling-o Alamo-o! Now, see that big raspberry pudding?"
"Yes."
"Good. Now what you do is shoot it!"
"What?! Shoot at something as tantalizing as that?!"
"Yes! Knock it off the ounter! Destroy It! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa!!!!!
"You're insane!"
"Ha-ha-ha-mwa-bwa-haaaaaaaaa!!"
"PUDDING KILLER!!"
"But it has to be done!"
"For what purpose, O Slayer of Delicious Raspberry Puddings?!"
"To distract the Friar so we can get the scones of course, O Protector of Pudds!"
"Fine. Shoot the pudding. Fire!!"
Twang!
Thonk.
"My pudding!"
Kershplat!
"My beautiful raspberry pudding! NOOOOOOOO!!!"
"What?! The scones are gone?! Dibbuns! They did this, I know it! Every Dibbun in the Abbey of Redwall is DOOOOOMMMMEDDDDD!! Constance! Father Abbot! Could you come here for a second? I have some Dibbun trouble . . . . . ."
"Keep running Streamtail, keep running. Run as if your life depended on it. 'Cause it DOES!"
"What're we goin' to do, Samkim? You heard the Friar. We're all doomed!"
"Run for the Irresistible Imps dorm."
Samkim and Streamtail ran faster at Ma mellus's voice booming out: "Samkim! Streamtail! stop right there!"
Samkim and Streamtail barely made it into there dorm, where they warned the other Dibbuns that they might be attacked, but, luckily, no elder found the dorm.
Subject: My Mission


Author:
Allarund Slingstone of Irresistable Imps
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Date Posted: 12:09:45 06/06/07 Wed

There was an icky rat in our Abbey! I had to let everyone know. Unfortunatly, no one belived me. That would soon change. I decided to get everyone together soon. Luckily, there was a feast tomorrow night.(Talk about good planning!) I expertly set the rat's seat beside our badgermum's.


That night at dinner, I sat by the disgusting rat. He was in that old masky-thing of his. As our badgermum began to talk to him about Salamandastron, I leaned ofer, and pulled off his mask. The rat looked pretty sheepish. Then he started to cry. "I only wanted a home." He sobbed. "But I was afraid you wouldn't let me in."

Father Abbot seemed touched by his story, so, of course, Mr. Rat now lives at Redwall with us.
Subject: Mission 22


Author:
Riverstar Wildriver
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Date Posted: 11:45:45 06/05/07 Tue

Name: Riverstar Wildriver
Barrack: Dastardly Dibbuns

Mission #22

I sat on the bed in the dormitary and was supervised by Sister Sage. Soon Brother Hubert would come to teach me some history of Redwall. I sat still and ate my pawclaws nerveously (though I knew that my mama had told me that I wasn't allowed to do so). The window was open and I heard the happy voices of the other Dibbuns as they enjoyed the sunny day. I sighed, instead of playing outside, I had to sit in the dormitary.
I heard a knock as someone knocked onto the door and Sister opened the door. There was Brother Hubert at the door and he stepped into the room. Sister left the dormitary and only Brother and I were there. I smiled sweetly to Brother as he sat to the chair and said me:
"Now we can begin our history lesson. And Riverstar, please, stop eating your claws." He coughed and continued: "Today I tell you something about the War of Mossflower Woods. This war was the battle of good woodlanders gainst the wildcats Vergauda and Tsarmina Greeneyes. They all-"
"Why their name was Greenyes?" I interrupted innocently, "was their eyecolour green?"
Brother shrugged, saying: "Well, I am not sure, but maybe it was." Then he carried on: "They allowed woodlanders to farm the land around the castle of wildcats, Kotir, but the wildcats demanded woodlanders to pay tax to them. Then one sum-"
"What is tax?" I asked again, eating my claws.
"Tax is something for example food, which you pay to someone and he or she uses it for something good.Usually", he added.
"I don not understand. Could you explain a bit more carefully?" I asked and smiled even more sweetly.
"Well for exmaple, you' d pay an aplle to someone and you'd get something for your apple. Understand?"
"No, I don't, but never mind", I said carelessly and I saw the exparession of Brother. It was a bit frustrated and it was a good sign.
Brother Hubert coughed again and remarked: "If you haven't any questions, we'll continue. But woodlanders escaped under the noses- Riverstar! What I just said: stop eating your claws now!"
"Sorry, Brother, I'm really sorry."
"...Under the noses of wildcats to Mossflower Woods", Hubert said after the few minutes silence, but I noticed that his voice sounded tight. "Then one summer Vergauda got sick for unknown reason and he was sick about half year before he died. After his father's death, Tsarmina started to govern Mossflower. She threw his brother Gingivere into the prison of Kotir. He was blamed about Vergauda's murder and at the same time Martin the Warrior was also kept in the prison of Kotir. Later Mar-"
"Martin the Warrior! Had he that big, big sword, which he sliced all the enemies?" I asked excitedly, my eyes shining.
"Yes, but it was broken by Tsarmina. Later Martin was rescued by CORIM, Council of Resistance in Mossflower and he was brought to Brockhall, which was the headquarter of CORIM. There-"
"Were there otters in CORIM?"
"Yes, of course, Skipper and-"
"Skipper! Like our Skipper?"
"Yes. CORIM was glad, when they got Martin in their rows, because he was a real warrior. Bella of Brock-"
"Bella? Was she a badger? Like Mama Mellus?" I said interrupting the story of Brother.
The expression of Brother's face was tired. He was getting tired my constantly questions.
"Yes, she was a badger. She had a request for Martin: he would go and search her father Boar the Fighter, who could defeat evil Tsarmina. Martin- Well?" he asked grimly as he would have known that I wanted to ask something.
"Boar the Fighter? Was he a big, big ´warrior?"
"Yes, he was. He was the Lord of Salamandastron-"
"What is Salamandastron?" I inquired, eating my claws.
"It's a huge mountain on the west coast. It is also called by the name 'The Mountain of Firelizard'."
Brother Hubert massaged his temples. He sighed and carried on with the tired voice. "Martin left for Salamandastron with Dinny the mole and Gonff the Mousethief. They-"
"Why wasn't there an Otterthief?" an innocent question escaped from my lips.
"Well, I don't know. They- Riverstar! Leave your claws alone! I can't last this anymore. Your history lesson is over now. Go out to play if you want", Brother Hubert said me. He was totally collapsed.
I smiled as sweetly as a Dibbun can. "Thankee, Brother."
I jumped onto the stonefloor and headed for the door. My mission was completed.
Subject: Mission #118


Author:
Barra BowBeast
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Date Posted: 21:08:57 05/29/07 Tue

Mission #118- Escape from the goodie-two-shoes members of DFB!

***In a perfectly clean dorm, high up in Redwall Abbey, a group of Dibbun otters, mice, and hedgehogs surround a half-grown wildcat maid. She's looking at her footpaws, tracing them in the dust(wait, this is Dibbuns FOR Bedtime! Of course there's no dust!).***
"So, what do you have to say for yourself?" demands a tiny mousebabe, his voice a shrill squeak.
"Yeah, what did you think you were doing?" chimes in a hedgehog, waving a rather threatening wooden spoon at me.
"Well..." I started. "DAB's fun?"
"Fun!" the tiny mouse squealed at my whiskers. "What's FUN about no baths! And not getting sleep?"
"Well..." I tried to start again, wary of the spoon.
"You should join US, Barra!" an otter yells at me from the back of the mob. "No more of that stupid 'secret' hangout!"
I blushed and pinned back my ears and whiskers, swishing my tail from side to side. I DIDN'T mean to tell, but...they started to feed me nettle soup with that spoon!!! Who couldn't give in to THAT?!
Finally, they gave up. I only told them what part of the Abbey the DAB hidout's in, since that part of the Abbey's HUGE and it would take a really long time to find any secret hidden things in it.
But what could I do to escape? I knew that if I had a few minute distraction, I could run back to the Tricky Tribe dorm and get my friends to help me launch a pillow fight brigade against those goodie-two-shoes in Dibbuns For Bedtime.
Then I had it! I'm a cat, and I shed all the time! Ma Mellus is always telling me that I should carry a broom around with me. If I shed a lot, they'll run to clean it up, and I can go free!
So I puffed up, like wildcats do when they're angry. Which I was. Hissing, I arched my back and...shook out my fur!!!
It was mass pandemonium! All the brown-nosey DFBs ran for their brooms screaming "Dust! Fur! EWWWWW!!!"
Laughing, I shook off again, but got pushed off to the side of the mob rushing in with their brooms. Dodging a foxbabe, panting as she raced over with a dustpan, I ran down the stairs and back to Tricky Tribe!
When I got back, I screeched "Pillow fight with the DFBs!" as loudly as a could. Grinning, I snatched my pillow and dashed off. They could feed me nettle soup, but they couldn't take my DAB secrets!!!
Subject: Graded.


Author:
Song, Still trying not to dissapear.
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Date Posted: 23:37:31 05/24/07 Thu

Alright. Done till here.
Subject: Mission 3


Author:
Sycana Longear, DD
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Date Posted: 09:59:51 05/24/07 Thu

You need to get the summercream pudding on the other end of the table at a feast. You decide to crawl under the table and get it from there. Explain your trip.
--

The foxbabe stared from the other end of the table, her grey eyes wide. She just had to have that summercream pudding! Looking around, she checked that no elders were looking her way and ran beneath the table. She had no need to duck for the tabletop was higher than the tips of her ears. She really was tiny.
Her heart pounded beneath her fur as she almost tripped over Skipper's footpaws. They were dripping wet from the Abbey pond. Sycana shuddered. Skipper's footpaws looked so horribly... wet. Like he had a bath, but she knew he'd been catching a grayling, so it couldn't be. Sighing with relief, the tiny dibbun made her way along the table.
Here was another pair of footpaws. Whose was it? They were covered in sticky jam! Could it really be an elder's? She gasped as she recognized the stripes on the fur. It was Ma Mellus' footpaws! "Me never would've esspectod it," she mumbled under her breath. Who knew Ma Mellus would have sticky footpaws?
Finally, she reached the other end of the table. Standing on tiptoe, she reached for the pudding. The elders were so busy talking that they did not notice a small paw snaking toward the pudding. Sycana tipped the pudding from the table, and caught it with both paws. Balancing it carefully, she dragged the enormous pudding into a corner and proceeded to demolish the entire summercream pudding. Covered with cream, she ate with her paws (because only elders use spoons) and grinned happily as she tucked into the marvellous pudding.
Subject: *Claps.*


Author:
Jess W. Tamastru
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Date Posted: 23:25:10 05/22/07 Tue

Great jobs, all of you! I'm back at last; sorry I kept you all waiting so long. And before anyone asks, yes, I had a great time, and yes, I brought back pressies. *Waves to a pile of brightly-wrapped presents.*
Subject: Mission1


Author:
Cereth Claymore
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Date Posted: 02:59:36 05/22/07 Tue

As Mother Mellos chased me, I knew I wouldn't keep this up forever so I went into Great Hall and ran under the table.Then Mother Mellos said,"Come on ya liddle villain.Come or else I'll tan your 'ide.

I stood still under the table,not even daring to take a breath then,I ran for the entrance of Great Hall and ran down a corridor.I ran and ran down the stairs, into the wine cellar. I could hear footsteps thundering after me. There was nowhere else to run. I knocked on some barrels and found one that was empty. I took off the top, hopped inside, and put the top back on.

I heard Mother Mellos tromp by muttering, "Where is that little brat?" I could hear her moving around, but she finally left.

I waited a few minutes, hopped out of the barrel and ran back down the corridor and into Cavern Hole. Mother Mellos walked into the room. She mumbled, "This is the only place left for me to look to find that brat." Unfortunately, my tail was sticking out from beneath the table where I was hiding, and she immediately saw it, and grabbed me with a firm grip. She hauled me out and lifted me to her eye level, stating, "After you are done with your bath, you will be in the infirmary cleaning all of the blankets, and helping with whatever else needs to be done."

when she finally dragged me back to the bathtub, all the other dibbuns were scurrying around shouting, "We'rve fwee fum dose thilly bawths!"

Then Mother Mellos screamed angrily, "Get into that tub," but nobody could hear her because of all of the screaming dibbuns.
Subject: Escape!


Author:
Streambank Oaktail
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Date Posted: 11:57:05 05/20/07 Sun

You have been punished and are now in the Infirmary, sentenced to chores. Escape!

"I wasn' doing nufin, pleze don't make me sweep alla stairs!" protested as the Infermary sister pulled me along by my paw. "Fine. I won't make you sweep the stairs. You can dust the whole Infermary and patch up the blankets for me. I will be back to check onn you in a few minutes, so you better get started."

As the Sister left, I looked around hastily. I knew I would have to escape if I ever wanted to make it out alive, and all I had done was drop a fish down Skipper's tunic! Suddenly, I had an idea. Running to the window, I looked outside, and was lucky. Ma Mellus was busy watching the Dibbuns in the pond, while my friend Rona the squirrel sneeked away. "Rona!" I called. "What? Is dat you Stweembank? What a' you doin' in da 'firmery?" she said, trying to be quiet so Ma wouldn't hear. "All I did was trow a fisha in Skipper's tunic, but I gotta clean da 'firmery. Help me 'scape!" "Ok!" cried Rona, faithful until the end.

I had an idea.

Grabbing the blankets, I clumsily started to sew them together. Then, I heard the Sister comeing up the stairs. Pertending to be patching, I turned so my back was to her and she couldn't see what I was doing. I heard her opening the door a crack and peering in. When she left, I got up and hastily threw my rope out the window. "Rona, you gotta help me down da rope! Hold it stills!" I stepped out the window.

For one moment, there was nothing there. The next, I was clambering down the rope. "Tanks, Rona, you da bestest!" As we skipped of merrily to see what the Friar was cooking, I had no idea the shocked look on the Sister's face as she peeredout the window, wondering where I had gone.
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