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Subject: Mission 34

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Eeilla Sharpshooter of Happy Horrors

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Date Posted: 01:56:25 05/03/06 Wed

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Cluny and his army were coming up fast. I didn't know where else to run, so I just stopped. Cluny was the first one to stop, but the other hordebeasts were too late. Ferrets stumbled over stoats, rats over weasels, and foxes over eachother. Cluny was facing me. I smiled sweetly, knowing he had no idea of what was going to happen next.
"Nyah nyah!" I stuck out my tongue. Three things happened at once. I was lifted into the tree, the horde was pelted with rocks and acorns, and a boiling pot of oatmeal was poured over Cluny! A few rats climbed up the tree after me, but I stepped on their claws.
"AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!" Cluny was boiling (and not just from the oatmeal) mad.

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"That's how I made my daring escape from the horde," I told my children many years later. "Now go to sleep, or Cluny will get you! No, seriosly, he might. You young 'uns look a lot like me."

OOC: Except for the last part, I'm a dibbun in this quest. Sorry I made two. I forgot my dorm.

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