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• (OOC: I'm itching for a good, solid RP) -- -, 18:43:08 04/14/04 Wed
  Quest for the Ruins of Piaculum
  
  Scenario: A handful of bold members of Lakewood are tracking a band of plundering rats and their trio of leaders (a Stoat named Sanius, a Weasel named Aclys, and a Ferret named Ungula) to the ruins of Piaculum to recover the goods stolen from a family of churchmice. The brave questers had best keep a wary eye out, there are crueler things then rat guards protecting the treasures!
  
  Villians:
  -Sanius, Male, Stoat, Armed with Cutlass and Short Spear
  -Aclys, Male, Weasel, Armed with a pike. Carries banner
  -Ungula, Female, Ferret, Armed with Arrows and a dagger
  
  With them are roughly 25 rats, all armed with swords and about 10 with bows and arrows.
  
  Note!: We start off tracking the rats. No autohitting the vermin! Not yet at least...
  

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  • **Jadris enters, leading a sobbing churchmouse-maid by the arms, and is followed by an aging mouse. Slowly, the squirrel approaches the crowd gathered in the hall. In a hushed voice, he addresses the mousewife** There, there now, Laraine. They will help you, you'll see... *he turns to the assembled creatures standing before him* This good family, the Lavonns, were visited by rats the other night... (NT) -- Jadris, 18:56:24 04/14/04 Wed
    • *The aging mouse's greying whiskers bristle indignantly as he turns a stern gaze upon the squirrel* Visited? Well, that's a bit short isn't it. Robbed is more the word, young 'un, an' don't you go be supportin' them filthy vermin. Our house was pulled apart and we, havin' been tied up, watched the entire thing, and I ain't gonna let some foul scum like that do that to I, Soren Lavonn! I shall not stand to be treated it such a manner, oh no I will not! *his eyes sweep the hall* But age is catchin' up with me, I dun stand a chance against the ruddy beasts, I need you goodbeast's help. Will nobeast lend a paw in an unjust war where the enemy has the upperhand? If there are other treasures they have taken, you are entitled to take them, all I want are my priceless possesions back! *he falters for a second, as though he is going to weep, but composes himself and masks his feeling with a stern, fatherly look.* Will no one help? (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 19:08:12 04/14/04 Wed
  • *Mickle walks into the hall with his bow across his back and a new sword on his belt.* I'll go, mate...I've been gettin pretty bored recently... Family life just gets a lil' slow at times...*looks arround to see if Slitty heard him.* -- Mickle, 20:30:48 04/14/04 Wed
    • *Soren takes a step forward and clasps hands with Mickle as he moves away from the group* Bless you, young 'un, there ain't many with enough courage ter follow this ancient mouse round and about. Me and me wife... we can't thank 'ye enough, kind sir! (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 21:04:37 04/14/04 Wed
  • *An otter carrying a longbow passes by where the story of the Churchmice is being told. Seeing Mickle there, he decides to turn aside and see what is happening. After hearing about the churchmice's predicament, Snowrudder decides to join Mickle* Ye'll need some support out thare, matey. Plus, I've been waitin' fer an excuse te go travelin'. *Snow grins* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 21:24:03 04/14/04 Wed
  • *The tall otter Captain steps out of the corner he'd been lurking in, with a large grin on his face.* Well mates, sounds like a bold adventure t'be shore... However, I can't go along... Gotta stay here and manage with me matey Soily. I been a questin' loads anyway. I'm lookin' for'ard t'just sittin' back an' relaxin', follow? *He raises his paws in a slightly defensive manner.* Howe'er, I ain't leavin' ye wi'out backup. I got a mate... I'ma go see about rousin' him up... He's lookin' for a journey anyway; he's tryin' t'find a ship back home... I'll be back in a bit... *With that, the otter runs out of the hall.* (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 21:59:07 04/14/04 Wed
  • *A small, black furred teen ottermaid walks up bodly to the group. She has a short sword strapped to her side and a grin on her face.* 'Ello, mateys, I'm Shogga. I 'eard ya all talking, and won'ered if I could go along too. Life around 'ere 'as been kinda slow. (NT) -- Shogga, 15:34:18 04/16/04 Fri
    • *beams proudly* Thank you, Shogga, thank you all! But every moment we stand here those rats are getting farther away and our hopes of catching up getting dimmer... I can not delay much longer. If you wish to aid us, please step forward now! (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 15:24:08 04/17/04 Sat
  • *Mickle leans on his bow and grins at Soren.* Thought I said I was goin' already, mate! -- Mickle, 21:17:29 04/17/04 Sat
  • *Shogga grins.* Well, let's get goin' then! *She then remembers Snowrudder* Oi, Snow, ya commin'? (NT) -- Shogga, 21:37:44 04/17/04 Sat
  • *Snow walks up to the group and falls in* Aye, 'm comin', matey. Jus' gettin' me stuff sorted out. (NT) -- Snowrudder, 22:59:38 04/17/04 Sat
  • *Swift comes back, looking mildly sullen.* Well mates, I couldn't find ole Dirmby... I know he'd've been rarin' t'go... But he ain't nowheres about. And none o' me other mates wanted t'go... Save for this one... *The tall otter hangs his head and steps to the side. In through the door bursts an old, thin hare, clad in his usual monocle, tricorn hat, purple campaigner's jacket, white officer's pants, and black boots. He lands in front of Soren, stiffens his back, squares his shoulders, salutes, and booms out for all to hear.* Colonel Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the blinkin' Thahd, repoahtin' fah duty SAH! (NT) -- Swift and Beletrand, 10:43:02 04/18/04 Sun
    • *Jadris takes a quick look around the room and hitches up his haversack, pre-packed as he anticipated helping the Lavonn's whether or not his companions joined him* Well... it's good to have you along... er... can I just call ya Colonel Beletrand? Well then, the sun's gettin' 'igh in the sky and we can't waste any more time loiterin' 'round this place. Time to set off, I'd say. I assume you will be accompanying us, dear Soren? (NT) -- Jadris, 10:57:36 04/18/04 Sun
      • Ah'd be ashamed iff'in I didn't. I dun have much to pack... *a strange shadow passes over him for a second but then seems to fade, leaving him looking much older and wearier* so that shouldn't be much of a problem. I would appreciate a weapon of some kind though, ah'm afraid I'm even of less use when I'm defenseless then I am armed. (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 10:59:59 04/18/04 Sun
  • *Shogga smiles at Soren, and pulls out a sling.* I've already got a sword, an' if ye want, ye can take this here sling, matey! (NT) -- Shogga, 13:00:32 04/18/04 Sun
    • *beams happily at Shogga* Why, thank 'ye, young 'un. *accepts the sling gratefully* (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 18:16:19 04/18/04 Sun
  • *Reedpaw meanders up, twirling a loaded sling. She winks cheekily at Swift.* Well, I'll go along to keep up the Water Watchers contingent. Shame on ye, Swiftstream. Absolute shame, a big h'otter like ye, not goin' on a quest. *Shakes her head sadly* -- Reedpaw, 17:29:36 04/18/04 Sun
  • *Mickle scampers over to Swift and dodges arround him.* Ye can't be too hard on him, Reedpaw...He is gettin' old...probably couldn't keep up with us anymore! Such a poor oldy... -- Mickle, 19:23:01 04/18/04 Sun
  • *Swift's eyes water up as he looks at Reedpaw. He completely ignores Mickle.* But... But... I'ma miss you... An'... An'... An' I'ma worry... An' I don't want you t'get hurt, darlin'... An'... An'... *Sniff.* I can't believe you're leaving your brave an' handsome Swifty behind... *Louder and louder sniffs and snorts as he fights back tears.* (NT) -- Swift, 00:24:42 04/19/04 Mon
  • *Reedpaw blinks at him* Aw.... *She hugs him tightly* See, ye're allus harin' off on a'ventures, Swifty... I want to go explorin' meself! -- Reedpaw, 17:06:16 04/19/04 Mon
  • *Swift hugs Reedpaw tightly as tears flow down his face.* I know, I know, I know... Can't make y'sit around... S'not right... *Sniff.* You slash up them ratters good for a lad... M'kay? An' come back unhurt, m'kay? If yer hurt, I'll hunt down the blaggard as does it and flay him alive... (NT) -- Swift, 17:30:18 04/19/04 Mon
  • *Looks up at him* Ah'll be back, Swift, ne'er ye worry about me... I'll kill a few for ye, eh? -- Reedpaw, 17:39:21 04/19/04 Mon
    • *The squirrel interrupts Swiftstream and Reedpaw's conversation rather abruptly, eyebrows slightly raised* Er.... is everybeast ready to move on then? (NT) -- Jadris, 18:08:32 04/19/04 Mon
  • *Mickle stops fooling arround and smiles slightly at Swift's comment about huntin down the blaggard.* Ye do realize that he'll be long dead, right Swift? Between her own warrioress skills, and my bow...who could survive? -- Mickle, 21:14:27 04/19/04 Mon
  • *Swift sniffs loudly and pulls out a handkerchief. He dabs at his eyes while remarking at Mickle.* Matey... My wrath'd be so great, I'd hunt through hellgates, I would. I'd punish 'im even in th' afterlife. *Swift grins at Reedpaw.* Kill lots fer me, darlin'... *With that, he begins crying again.* (NT) -- Swift, 16:54:12 04/20/04 Tue
  • *Beletrand paces and looks up at Jadris.* H'I say sah, you've got th' bloomin' right h'idea h'and foahm. Colonel Beletrand'll do fine. *He looks around at the group.* H'I say we mahch now, befoah we h'ah h'all drowned by that bloomin' ottah Swiftstream... *With that, he readjusts his monocle and glares at the otter. (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 16:57:59 04/20/04 Tue
  • *HUgs Swift again and then straightens her sword, looking very businesslike.* Right then, sah. *She looks at Beletrand, smiling slightly* -- Reedpaw, 17:26:44 04/20/04 Tue
  • *Snow, while waiting silently as the others say their goodbyes and get ready to go, pulls out an arrow and intricately examins it* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 17:51:46 04/20/04 Tue
  • *Mickle throws open the abbey doors.* If yer done with all of the goodbyes, I'd like to get going before Slitty catches me runnin off to play with me mateys again...She'd have my head! -- Mickle, 19:58:53 04/20/04 Tue
    • *Follows Mickle to the doors of the Abbey and shoves his weight against them, holding them open* Right then, we'd best be off. *Pauses for a moment, then spots Laraine, his wife, humming softly to herself as she rocks backwards and forwards in a chair, tears running silently down her face. He strides towards her and bend down, placing his paw on top of hers. Leaning towards her, he speaks softly into her ear* Do not shed tears for those who have not yet been lost. There may well be a time when you shall weep openly, but let it not be on this day. (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 08:07:40 04/21/04 Wed
      • *She takes a deep, ragged breath, and wipes the tears from her cheeks on the hem of her dress* Soren, I've already lost so much, I don't want to loose you too. I would rather give up all my possesions and have you to share in the grief then to sit among riches and celebrate alone. Come back for me, Soren. Whatever evil challenges you, promise me you'll return. I'll be here at the end of all things, I'll be waiting for you. *She pauses momentarily then flings herself on to him and embraces him and then whispers in a woice barely audible* I'll be waiting for you. (NT) -- Laraine Lavonn, 08:14:23 04/21/04 Wed
  • *Swift is now sobbing uncontrollably and sitting in a chair at a table, snorting and sniffling loudly. Though not making any other noise. Just many tears and snorts and sniffs. If y'follow me.* (NT) -- Swift, 23:37:39 04/20/04 Tue
  • *Putting the arrow back in his quiver, he strides up to the open doors and suddenly stops just as he reaches them. While looking back and seeing Laraine and Swift weep for their loved ones leaving, his eyes show pity. Then, as if not wanting to show any tears to the others, he turns around and silently walks through the gateway, ready to begin on the quest* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 13:52:40 04/21/04 Wed
    • *The elderly mouse pulls away from Laraine and takes a step back. With one more sorrowful glance, Soren turns around and strides purposefully out the doors, his face a mask of determination as he disappears from his wife's view* (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 16:52:50 04/21/04 Wed
  • *Soily plunks down next to Swift with two giant tankards of ale. She pushes one over to her otter friend.* Burr, zurr Swefty, thurr you'm goo. -- Soily, 17:08:21 04/21/04 Wed
  • *Swift snatches the mug and drains it in three gulps. He sets it back down and buries his face in his arms again.*...*Beletrand, meanwhile, is muttering to himself as he strolls out the door behind the others about blubbering babies who aren't capable of composure and therefore ill equipped to be running an abbey.* (NT) -- Swift and Beletrand, 23:56:20 04/21/04 Wed
    • *Throws a longing gaze at the mugs of ale then turns and follows Colonel Beletrand out the door* (NT) -- Jadris, 11:06:22 04/22/04 Thu
  • *Reedpaw shakes her head and follows the rest out the door, adjusting her sword and checking her sling* -- Reedpaw, 16:50:23 04/22/04 Thu
    • (OOC: I'm gonna be gone this weekend, please don't start the actual quest without me!!! *Hits pause button*) (NT) -- Jadris, 11:09:39 04/23/04 Fri
  • *Shogga looks uncomefortable iwth all the weeping and crying going on, and she stands to the side untill she sees Snow get up and go away. She follows him out, after Reedpaw* (NT) -- Shogga, 14:56:20 04/23/04 Fri
  • *Shogga stands to one side, feeling self-consince about the weeping and crying and sniffs a bit herself. She then notices Snowrudder get up and leave, and then Reedpaw falloing him. She follows the two of them.* (NT) -- Shogga, 14:59:16 04/23/04 Fri
  • *Hotac tugs on Mickle's tail from behind.* Ish daddy gonna weave? *He squeaks.* Hotac go wiff daddy! *Hotac giggles and runs around to face Mickle, jumping up and down and holding his little paws up to his father.* (NT) -- Hotac, 22:08:05 04/24/04 Sat
  • *Mickle rolls his eyes up to the sky, then kneels down and scoops Hotac up into his arms.* Hotac, daddy's gotta go stop some bad beasts, and I need you to stay here and protect the abbey while I'm gone...Uncle Swift needs a lil warrior to protect him... can you do that for me? -- Mickle, 15:21:43 04/25/04 Sun
  • *The ferret toddler looks sad.* Hotac can't go wiff daddy? *He sticks out his bottom lip.* (NT) -- Hotac, 15:29:59 04/25/04 Sun
  • *Mickle sets Hotac down and grins at him.* Hotac, wot would Mommy think if ye left the abbey wi'out a strong lil' warrior like yerself to defend it? I think she'd be a lil bit mad, don't you? -- Mickle, 15:36:00 04/25/04 Sun
  • *Hotac puts his thumb in his mouth as he thinks, and then he grins up at his father.* Mommy'd be happy, she get wid of bowf of us at once! *He bounces up and down.* Wanna go, daddy! (NT) -- Hotac, 15:40:11 04/25/04 Sun
  • *Snow, after walking for a bit, looks back and sees Mickle trying to persuade Hotac to stay at the abbey. Snow grins and then chuckles to himself. He looks to Shogga* I think that Mick's gonna 'ave a grand ol' time gettin' that 'un te stay at 'ome. (NT) -- Snowrudder, 21:10:47 04/25/04 Sun
    • *Chuckles* Oi, Mick! Tell him there's some food in the kitchen, then make a run for it! Knowin' your wife, she'll be in here in a second lookin' for the wretch... *winks cheekily at Snowrudder* (NT) -- Jadris, 06:18:15 04/26/04 Mon
  • *Hotac peers around Mickle and sticks his tongue out at Jadris.* O' course there's food inna kitchen, squirrely, ish wot it's fer! (NT) -- Hotac, 09:09:10 04/26/04 Mon
  • *Snow laughs as Hotac responds to Jadris' comment* Harhar, matey. Looks like 'e's got 'imself sum smarts in that 'eadpiece o' is. There ain't no foolin' 'im. *Snow stops talking and thinks for a few seconds. He then goes up to Jadris and whispers to him* If'n this goes on much longer, we'll ne'er get ourselfs started, mate. I know this may sound absurd, but why not bring the young 'un along? By the time we stop fer night, 'e'll be all tucked out an' sum'un c'n bring 'im back te the abbey while 'e's out 'n sleepin'. Wottcher say? (NT) -- Snowrudder, 09:23:48 04/26/04 Mon
  • *Shogga laughes at Snow and Jadris' remarks. She then hears what Swift said to Jadris.* Aye, tha' might be faster, an' I could help wach the babe sometimes. (NT) -- Shogga, 15:37:45 04/26/04 Mon
  • OOC: That'd be Snow's brilliant plan, Shogga... Swift's currently inside the abbey drowning in his own tears... BIC: *Beletrand marches up to Snowrudder and Shogga, muttering.* Bad foahm h'indeed, goin' h'off h'a questin' when thah's a bloomin' son t'be raised... Leavin' th' wife t'do h'it h'all h'alone... *He then pauses and seems to consider something.* H'Oh wait, th' little blightah's mothah h'is that Slith'eye what's-hah-face... Vicious destroyah, that h'one... H'Expect she'd bloomin' destroy h'all h'of h'us foah taking th' youngun h'along... Pahaps h'one h'of h'us should just run th' youngun' back now h'and be free h'of Slith'eye's tyranny? (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 16:18:34 04/26/04 Mon
  • *Slitty hisses into Beletrand's ears.* What'd you say, longears? (NT) -- Slitty, 18:28:49 04/26/04 Mon
  • *Mickle's eyes widen and he glances arround quickly, then musters his courage, adjusts his cap, and throws his hands wide and approaches Slitty.* Honey! I tried to find...you...*He wilts under Slitty's glare.* -- Mickle, 20:50:18 04/26/04 Mon
  • *Beletrand looks up slightly into Slitty's eyes, but he shows no signs of wilting.* Mahm, H'I was statin' th' bloomin' truth. You h'ah h'a bleedin' destroyah. You don't h'intimidate me h'eithah. H'as h'I recall, th' last time we met, my pace stick found h'it's way to yoah face. *He swishes said pace stick.* Now kindly back h'away, mahm, h'oah h'I shall have to re-h'introduce you to th' stick, eh, wotwotwotwotwot! (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 23:26:21 04/26/04 Mon
    • *Flitters nervously at the edge of arguement, giving him the appearance of an oversized moth* We cannot wait, the trail will be harder to pick up on the 'morrow. (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 10:27:40 04/27/04 Tue
  • *Shogga shrugs* I really don't know, was jus' Snow's idea, and asides, he's ain't mine... I'll let you fellers figger it ou'. (NT) -- Shogga, 17:41:56 04/27/04 Tue
  • *Reedpaw stands quietly off to the side, going over her weapons carefully.* -- Reedpaw, 16:48:49 04/28/04 Wed
  • *Mickle's eyes flash and his paw goes to the quiver of arrows on his back, but he stays his paw to see what Slitty does.* -- Mickle, 20:41:14 04/28/04 Wed
  • *Snow puts his paws up disarmingly* Woah! I was jus' makin' a suggestion, mates. Bu' I 'gree wi' Soren there. We gotta get start'd...'owe'er we go 'bout it. If'n we don't...them tracks 'r gonna get 'arder an 'arder te track. (NT) -- Snowrudder, 21:53:23 04/28/04 Wed
  • *Beletrand twirls his pace stick, sniffs disdainfully, and carries on marching along, calling to Snow.* H'a jolly good h'idea! We'ar bein' bloomin' delayed too much! We need t'get goin' h'on h'ouah joahney. So kindly, *He turns to face Mickle.* Young Mickletype, have whads with yoah beloved h'and h'arrange foah hah t'watch h'aftah yoah youngun. We can't be delayed longah. (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 13:50:04 04/29/04 Thu
  • *Sliteye's mouth hangs open slightly.* Leav- *She immediately clamps her mouth tight shut and looks near fit to burst. Without saying a word she marches over to Mickle, snatches up Hotac, and storms off.* (NT) -- Sliteye, 18:18:54 04/30/04 Fri
    • *Blinks and looks from Mickle to Beletrand, and back to Mickle. Then, in a much quieter voice then nessicary:* Well, like Soren said, we'd best head out. I figure we backtrack to the Lavonn's home and pick up the trail from there. What say you, Soren? (NT) -- Jadris, 18:23:29 04/30/04 Fri
      • Er... wha? *looks up* Ah yes, I'd say that's as good a place as any 'ter start this 'ole quest. *growls slightly* Ah can't say I'm lookin' for'ard 'ter seein' my loverly home in ruins again, but if I'm gonna get back wot's ours from those vermin... I s'pose I don't have much of a choice, do I? (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 18:28:30 04/30/04 Fri
  • *Shogga notices the friction but is a bit oblivious to it nonetheless* Aye, why don't we start out now? -- Shogga, 09:23:53 05/01/04 Sat
  • *Mickle winces as Slitty storms off, then shrugs, raises his bag to his shoulder, checks his bow and quiver, and steps out the door.* Well, I suppose I have to go now...She'd kill me if I went back now...Lets be off! -- Mickle, 12:10:20 05/02/04 Sun
    • Aye, Mickle has the right idea in his 'ead! *shoulders his haversack and strides out the doors, blinking as the bright afternoon sunlight blinds him* (NT) -- Jadris, 12:17:45 05/02/04 Sun
  • *Mickle slaps his paw to his head.* Wait! I forgot something! *He jogs back into the abbey, then decides that he'd go faster if he dropped his bag. He does so, and sprints off towards the cellar. He returns momentarily, carrying a flask. * Almost forgot me drink! *Mickle lifts his bag and walks back out the door.* -- Mickle, 12:23:28 05/02/04 Sun
    • *Glances reproachfully at Mickle then follows him out the door* (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 19:01:47 05/02/04 Sun
  • *Beletrand whaps Soren on the back heartily while chortling.* Jolly good, jolly good h'I say! Now, mousetype! Whah do we go from heah t'reach yoah bloomin' abhode? (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 20:53:51 05/02/04 Sun
  • *Shogga's a bit blown over by the hare's speach and mammer, but she smiles politly and nods* Aye, the hare's right. Er, Colonel Beletrand, is it? (NT) -- Shogga, 17:03:02 05/03/04 Mon
    • (OOC: We're in the Abbey on an island, right?) BIC: Hmm.... Well, our 'ouse is *growls* wasjust 'alf-a-days march east of 'ere. I don't know my way h'about this Lakewood country too well, but unless I'm mistaken, we'll be passin' by The Cat Fortress, no? *looks to Beletrand for help with directions* (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 18:23:08 05/03/04 Mon
  • *Beletrand nods to Soren.* Well, h'I do believe that we shall be... Yes, *He points.* We shall be passin' twixt th' Cat Foahtress h'and th' Hah Barrahcks, by my reckhonin's. *He hops lightly down onto the ferry and pauses to clean his monocle on his jacket. He then reaches up a paw to aid Shogga into the little boat.* Colonel Beletrand'll do just bloomin' fine, young h'ottahresstype. H'I"m h'afraid h'I don't know yoah monikah, though... Be kind to h'an h'old soul h'and kindly divulge said h'infoahmation, eh, wot? (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 23:56:30 05/03/04 Mon
    • *Steps gingerly into the raft after Beletrand* Please forgive my unrefined vocabulary, my friend, but what do you mean by "Monikah"? (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 08:02:40 05/05/04 Wed
  • *Mickle turns around and grins at Soren.* I think he means yer name, mate... -- Mickle, 14:23:04 05/05/04 Wed
  • *Beletrand sniffs daintilly.* Young Mickletype h'is right, howevah, h'in h'actuality, h'it was th' young h'ottahresstype whose monikah h'I was h'inquirin' to, h'as h'I know th' rest h'of yoahs. (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 14:41:49 05/05/04 Wed
  • *Snow silently get on the raft and chooses a corner that is not occupied with anyone else. He then sits down with his legs dangling over the side and stares intentively into the water* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 16:38:39 05/05/04 Wed
  • *Reedpaw carefully climbs onto the raft and sits silently, thinking* ((Sorry if that's not what's going on, I forgot about this... I had to speed-read...)) -- Reedpaw, 17:47:15 05/05/04 Wed
    • (OOC: Nah, you're fine, Reedpaw. We're just sailing off the island and heading for the Lavonn's old home; we're gonna pick up the trail from there) BIC: *Squeezes himself rather uncomfortably onto the small raft* When we get back 'ere, I'm gonna make sure you build a bigger raft. *stares into the still, dark water as it shimmers beneath them like black glass under the hot noon sun* (NT) -- Jadris, 18:29:08 05/05/04 Wed
      • *Shields his eyes against the bright sunlight* Well, ye couldn't ask for a better day for trackin'. In conditions such as these 'uns, the tracks'll stay 'round for a good couple 'o days! (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 18:31:22 05/05/04 Wed
  • OOC: A bold statement, sir, assuming that Lakewood's accomodations are poor and small. Why, that'd be foolish! It's an abbey on a lake! What if there was a catastrophe? No sir, you'll find that our rafts are all spacious and comfy. BIC: *Beletrand sits down next to Soren and looks at all the other beasts on the raft.* Well, me h'and h'old Sorenchops heah h'ah gettin' h'on h'in h'age, h'and we'ah h'a bit h'ill suited foah rowin' laboah type duties. So h'as seniah h'offisah, h'I suggest that h'one h'of you youthful, thoughtful types does th' polin'. Not h'only will we move quickah, but rowin' helps th' h'old bloomin' mind t'think. H'and h'all h'of you seem t'be h'in quite th' pensive moods, h'eh h'old Sorenchops, h'eh, h'eh, h'eh wotwotwot? (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 23:03:37 05/05/04 Wed
  • *After hearing the Colonels little speech, Snow decides that since he's doing nothing as of now, he might as well row. Getting up, he takes a pole and starts to push off from the shore* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 05:37:30 05/06/04 Thu
    • (OOC: It is? *twitch* I always think of ferries as... small My bad!) BIC: *Grabs a pole as well and assists Snowrudder in pushing off from the shore* (NT) -- Jadris, 05:48:48 05/06/04 Thu
  • *Shogga smiles at the Colonel* My name's Shogga, matey! *She then grabs a paddle and looks around for how as to row* Erm, I er, I er really don't know how to er, how to row. Very well. *She looks down at her feet and everywich way* (NT) -- Shogga, 13:44:31 05/06/04 Thu
  • *Reedpaw stands up, grabbing an oar. She grins at Shogga.* No worries, mate... 'ere, I'll show ye how t'row a jolly ol' boat! -- Reedpaw, 17:09:36 05/06/04 Thu
  • *Mickle huddles in the middle of the raft.* This is the one part o' the abbey I could do wi'out...all o' the rockin reminds me o' the time I spent as a crewbeast o' Warpeye...*shudder* -- Mickle, 21:09:26 05/06/04 Thu
    • *Jadris attempts to push the boat farther into the lake, but fails to do so miserably. After a few more frustrating moments wiht the pole, he hands it to Mickle.* A crewbest, eh? Well then, you should be good with all this rowin' stuff. (NT) -- Jadris, 07:54:59 05/07/04 Fri
  • *Shogga smiles gladly at Reedpaw.* Why, thankee, mate! (NT) -- Shogga, 17:36:46 05/07/04 Fri
  • *Beletrand hops up and surprisingly takes the pole from Jadris instead of Mickle taking it. He begins poling and talking.* Sah Jadris, that h'is you, correct? H'I say we lay h'off Mickletype... H'I know what he went through... H'I hahd h'all h'about h'it. H'and h'I met that Wahpheye befoah Swiftstream slew him... Best t'leave Mickletype h'alone foah now... That was h'a horrible time, h'and h'it wouldn't be bloomin' h'on t'remind thah lad h'of h'it. *He poles and looks at Reedpaw.* H'I say, h'old gel, yoah th' bloomin' jewel h'of Swifty's h'eye, h'ahren't you, wot? (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 23:59:31 05/07/04 Fri
  • *As soon as the raft reaches shore, Mickle leaps over the side and sits down on the ground. He nods his thanks to Beletrand.* Whew! Glad that part's o'er with! -- Mickle, 19:53:46 05/10/04 Mon
    • (OOC: Thanks for speeding up that dull bit, Mickle! Now we can move on to bigger and more violent BETTER things!) BIC: *Steps gingerly off the raft* Okay... Beletrand, that's your name, right? You reckon east is that-a-way? *points between the Cat Fortress and Hare Barracks* (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 12:15:52 05/11/04 Tue
  • *Snow replaces the pole he was using to its original resting place, and proceeds to get off the boat. However, he accidentally trips and falls off the side into the water. After a few seconds, he reappears, on the other side of the boat, getting out of the water and onto shore* Ahh...needed that te get me paws ready fer trekkin'. *He grins at the rest of the group as he tries as best he can to dry himself off* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 15:32:18 05/11/04 Tue
  • ooc: I'm grounded, mates...I won't be on for a while...could you go by EWA and let them know for me? -- Mickle, 06:58:31 05/13/04 Thu
    • (OOC: Yeah, no problem. No one post for a bit... until our little lawbreaker Mickle gets back, anyhow.) (NT) -- Jadris, 07:49:34 05/13/04 Thu
  • I shant reply then! ;) (I'm not here, I'm not replying...) Sure thing about EWA. (NT) -- Shogga, 14:35:36 05/14/04 Fri
  • ooc: *Mickle hacks and battles his way through the hordes separating him from the light. Finally he bursts through onto...the internet.* Your favorite lawbreaker is back, mates! -- Mickle, 19:48:55 05/31/04 Mon
    • (OOC: Woo! About time. Let's round everyone up before we continue) (NT) -- Jadris, 15:19:48 06/01/04 Tue
  • OOC: Lol, Mickle. I'm here! -- Shogga, 15:45:38 06/01/04 Tue
  • OOC: 'M 'ere, mates. Ready an' waitin' fer adventure. *winks* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 15:27:19 06/03/04 Thu
  • ooc: we just need Reedpaw and Beletrand to show up.... -- Mick, 18:45:34 06/03/04 Thu
  • OOC: Whup, here I am. Sorry about the delay. I'll see about rounding up Reedpaw too. (NT) -- Beletrand, 17:09:03 06/04/04 Fri
  • *a small but rough lookin otter pokes his head abover the water, and blows bubbles threw his nose, he pokes his jaw out the water, just enough to say his name, then whacks the water with his hand, as if waiting for a reply* Whippscrut. -- Whippscrut., 19:07:20 06/08/04 Tue
  • *Mickle looks over at Whippscrut.* Oi! Runt! Get o'er here! Do ye wanna come with us? -- Mickle, 19:40:38 06/12/04 Sat
  • *Shogga, also a shorter otter, looks at Mickle* If 'es a runt, wut an I? (NT) -- Shogga, 10:45:31 06/14/04 Mon
  • Yer an' otter, matey. Plain an' simple. *Snow nods at Whippscrut* A'oy, matey. Are ye game te join our liddle trippie? If so *he looks around at the rest of the group*...then lets get 'rselves movin' eh. Them tracks won' keep 'emselves fresh forever. *With that, Snow squeezes out the last of the water from his coat, stands up, and waits for the rest to get ready to head off again* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 23:03:43 06/21/04 Mon
  • *the otter, stunted at his growth after 5 or so seasons, had been his height for at least 10 years after that. He stands up and walks out of the water, showing that he was carrying a short, carved bone spear. He shakes off the water from his leather kilt, nobs and gives a evilish grin as he spears a rather large leach from his leg* Whippscrut Go. -- Whippscrut, 11:01:10 06/22/04 Tue
  • *Shogga grins at Snow, and then turns to Whippscrut* Welcome to the quest, matey! (NT) -- Shogga, 12:55:15 06/22/04 Tue
  • *Beletrand sniffs daintily and readjusts his monicle while glancing at Whippscrut's spearing of the leech.* Right bahbarian that h'one, wot. Bloomin' spearin' crittahs h'off h'one's body h'is highly h'uncivilized. H'If h'old General Claypaws could see this bally behaviah, he'd tan th' daylights h'out h'of the h'ottah, wotwotwot... Nevahtheless, he does look like he can hold his own bloomin' well enough... *He regally holds out a paw to the undergrown otter.* Welcome to h'ouah jolly bloomin' crew, sah! You shall h'adress me h'as Colonel Beletrand. Though my full title h'is "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III. A bloomin' mouthful, h'eh? (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 21:14:43 06/22/04 Tue
  • *Mickle grins at Whippscrut and motions at the speared leech.* Ye gonna eat that, Runt? -- Mickle, 19:09:42 07/01/04 Thu
    • *Cringes in disgust and turns away from the leech* Well.... er.... should we be going, then? (NT) -- Soren Lavonn, 16:30:41 07/03/04 Sat
  • *Shogga looks horrified by the very mention of eating a leech and shudders.* Truly disgusting beasts, leeches. Imagine, eating one! Horrible! (NT) -- Shogga, 21:43:06 07/04/04 Sun
  • *Beletrand whirls to Soren.* H'I say, h'old bean, h'I thought you'd h'off h'an' bloomin' scampahed, wot! But h'I h'agree. Let's proceed, wotwotwot. *And with that, Beletrand begins marching eastward, saying,* Hup Hup foahwahd th' buffs, hup hup foahwahd th' buffs... (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Whitfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 23:28:41 07/04/04 Sun
  • **Whippscrut takes a quick liking to Mickle, and also comes up with a sense that annoying the Colonel would be a blast. He looks over at Shogga, and steps out of the water, then rapidly spears the leech in a fury of hate. Feeling proud, he slinks over to Mickle** -- Whippscrut, 09:47:16 07/05/04 Mon

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• And I quoet: *Swift continues his tirade.* Bloody... S'like a hango'er the size o' that bloody squid we fought.... Argh... Bloody... Argh... *He suddenly pauses, claps his paws to his ears, then pulls them away and examines them.* Oh good... I ain't bleedin' from me earpieces... I'll live... ARGH! *Clutches his head again.* Anybody got icey bits or summat?" Unquote -- Shogga, 09:43:58 02/08/04 Sun
  OOC: Gettin' pretty long...
  
  BIC: *Shogga runs to get a peice of ice for Swift* Just a sec, mate!
  

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  • You Quoet? What's a quoet? Lesse, a poet writes poetrt, so maybe, just maybe... a Quoet write Quoetry! Ey, that sounds fun. Can I be a quoet, too? I could be a REO Quoet! **Big doggy eyes** (NT) -- Pearl the REO, 12:15:54 02/08/04 Sun
  • *Swift growls at REO.* Less o th' jibber jabber, more o' the ice... *He looks at Dart.* S'mighty kind o' ye t'offer up some spit, but I don' think it'll work to well, mate. Oi Snow! Quitcher gawkin' an' gigglin' and get a lad somethin' cold t'shove his head in! (NT) -- Swift, 17:05:00 02/10/04 Tue
  • *Snow salutes to Swift* Aye aye! Col' stuff comin' right 'way. *Snow turns around and dashes away to get some ice for Swifts head* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 21:20:31 02/10/04 Tue
  • **Growls back for a moment and then flops on her back, gazing up at the roof** If a quoet was a poet did she write some quoetry or did she float in a moat until the river met the sea or did she quiver when a quirky quakey quacker of a duck said to quickly kill a quilly hog that stole from him a buck? (NT) -- RE, 07:41:26 02/11/04 Wed
    • *Grins and waggles her ears at Swift* Why no'? S'allaway works f' Dibbens! (NT) -- Dart, 15:55:10 02/11/04 Wed
  • *Swift groans.* S's'because spit's not cold, mate... An' spit never did work on me, as I'm a magic otter an' all. (NT) -- Swift, 23:21:38 02/11/04 Wed
    • *Wipes the spit on her tunic and plonks on the floor and remarks to Pearl* Picky, ain't 'e! (NT) -- Dart, 15:00:14 02/12/04 Thu
  • *Shogga comes back in time to hear Pearl's statment about being a Quoet* Why of course you can, mate! Yore doin' a prime job about it too! *She gives the ice to Swift* Here you go, mate! (NT) -- Shogga, 15:50:04 02/13/04 Fri
    • *Sighs* Shouldn't givvem ice mate, 'e bees to pick 'bout spit. (NT) -- Dart, 22:01:48 02/13/04 Fri
  • *Swift snatches the ice and puts it on the growing lump. He sighs and slumps against the wall, grinning stupidly.* Ahhh... S'mighty nice'n'fine... Ahhhhh... Dart... Don' be all offended 'bout me not takin' your spit. I'll take ye up on it in a bit... Right now, I just needs the ice. The spit'll work later, promise. (NT) -- Swift, 22:49:17 02/13/04 Fri
  • *Shogga puts her paw over Dart's sholder* I'll donate my spit too! (NT) -- Shogga, 13:31:27 02/14/04 Sat
    • *Gives Shogga abd Swift a huge grin* Yeah! Me'n'Shogga gives y' lotsa lotsa lotsa spits! That'd make y' feels lotsa lotsa better!!! *HUGE GRIN* (NT) -- Dart, 14:50:03 02/14/04 Sat
  • *Shogga grin maches Darts for hugness* I'll be happy to help you, mate! (NT) -- Shogga, 12:22:26 02/15/04 Sun
    • *Lets a slight glggle slip, but hides it in a big fake sneeze* HeehHACHOO HACOO (NT) -- Dart, 19:44:16 02/15/04 Sun
  • *Snow finally returns with some ice, but seeing that Shogga has already brought some, decides to use it on his own head* Ahhh. 'Tis nice te put on the ol' thinkin' cap. (NT) -- Snowrudder, 05:42:43 02/17/04 Tue
  • *Shogga looks over at Snow with ice on his head and winks.* Aye, Snow, mayhap it'll help you, to use ice instead of brain cells. Saaaaay, mate, would you donate your saliva for Swift's head? (NT) -- Shogga, 18:58:32 02/17/04 Tue
  • *Snow looks at Shogga in his peculiar way* Aye, matey. May'aps t'will work fer me. *Snow smirks* An' aye, if'n t'would 'elp Swift, i'd donate me saliva. (NT) -- Snowrudder, 04:32:10 02/18/04 Wed
    • *Looks form Snow to Swift and back again, puzzeled* Wots saliva? Tis it spit? an' does brain cells bees spit too? (NT) -- Dart the uneducated Dibben!, 18:40:29 02/18/04 Wed
  • *Swift leaps up, then slaps his paw down in Dart's, getting some spit on his own.* Right mates... Ye all got spit for a Magic Otter such's meself? I'm a gonna slap it all on me headpiece! (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 19:32:19 02/18/04 Wed
  • I don't have fresh spit but I have some frozen that I did an experiment with awhile back... spitcubes, y'want some? (NT) -- Pearl, 17:42:28 02/19/04 Thu
    • *Grins and spits again* I'va gotta more! *Holds her paw out to Swift* (NT) -- Dart who looked in the dictionary, 18:45:12 02/19/04 Thu
  • OOC: o_O Frozen spit? Gotta try it sometime! BIC: *Shogga starts to spit in her hand, but stops* Do you want a lot of spit, or just a little, Swifty? (NT) -- Shogga, 17:42:23 02/20/04 Fri
    • *Grins and winks at Shogga* I reconks 'e wants all lot, mate!! 'e issa maggick otter affer all! OOC: Hey, d'you think it'd go like ice-cream??? ^_^ (NT) -- dart :p, 21:24:25 02/20/04 Fri
  • *Snow starts to collect spit in his hand, but then stops at Shogga's question* Aye. 'Ow much de ye reckon' ye'll be needin', mate? Jus' fer quantity sake. 'Un 'andful er two? (NT) -- Snowrudder, 22:54:42 02/20/04 Fri
  • *Swift grins stupidly.* Lots, mates, lots. Everone spit into me paws 'ere... *He holds out his cupped paws.* (NT) -- Swift, 23:01:53 02/20/04 Fri
    • *Leans over Swift's paws and spits heaps of times so that there is a small puddle in his paws* Like tha' matey? (NT) -- Dart, 19:18:11 02/21/04 Sat
  • *Shogga grins evily* That I can do, I'm a good spit maker! *She makes a huge egagerated noise and spits a huge wad of spit in Swift's paws* I admit, I'm very disreputive! OOC: I recon I could get up a lot of spit IRL, I play brass to much in band you see... I dunno Dart, I hope so, though! (NT) -- Shogga, 19:19:48 02/21/04 Sat
    • *Sighs happily and spits more into Swifts paw (haha, I kin ryme by mistake!!!)* OOC: I'm not inna band, but I do card tricks! (NT) -- dart, 16:20:13 02/22/04 Sun
  • *Swift grins and slaps his saliva-soaked paws onto his head. Then his face kind of droops, and he looks like he's going to vomit a little.* Urgh... Shouldn' a... Urgh... Gotta bath! *He bolts out of the hall and leaps off the shore into the lake.* (NT) -- Swift, 21:22:56 02/22/04 Sun
    • *Raises an eyebrow* What's up wiv 'em? Ain't nuffin wrong wiv spit, an' 'es gonna havva baff f' et? (NT) -- Dart, 12:53:27 02/23/04 Mon
  • *Snow keeps a straight face as he watches Swift bolt out of the room* Dunno, matey. May'aps 'e 'as a reaction. 'E is a magic h'otter. (NT) -- Snowrudder, 16:06:53 02/24/04 Tue
    • *Sighs* Ah well, s'pose it ain't 'e fault 'e bees a maggikk otter. *Suddenly give Snow and Shogga a VERY big grin and giggles* We kin get lotsa spit and gettet all over 'im!! (NT) -- dart, 20:23:13 02/24/04 Tue
  • Gizmo is wondering why he almost got run ran over by the crazy large otter... *The shrew wanders into the hall, absorbed in some contraption in his paws.* The crazy otter almost ran Gizmo over, he did, and Gizmo had to leap out of the way, he did... (NT) -- Gizmo, 22:39:58 02/24/04 Tue
  • *Shogga looks smpetheticly at Gizmo* Poor you. He always was mad.... (NT) -- Shogga, 13:43:06 02/25/04 Wed
  • *Gizmo blinks at Shogga.* The ottermaid sympathizes for Gizmo's plight. It's a plight that deserves simple sympathy. Mad otters are dangerous, and Gizmo almost encountered that danger... He wonders who the ottermaid is that addressed him? *The shrew looks at Shogga and raises his eyebrows, expecting an answer as to her name.* (NT) -- Gizmo, 16:36:30 02/25/04 Wed
    • *Still sitting on the floor, looks up at Gizmo* She bees Shogga, me mate, an' I bees Dart, a dibben of Skyfire, an' that'n bees Snow. Who's you? (NT) -- Dart, 17:48:06 02/25/04 Wed
  • *Snowrudder nods his head to Gizmo* (NT) -- Snowrudder, 21:21:46 02/25/04 Wed
  • *Gizmo looks at Snowrudder.* The big sailor otter Snow just nods at Gizmo. Gizmo feels like the big sailor otter may not like him. And the small one is a dibbun of Skyfire, she says. Gizmo is not knowing who Skyfire is... The small one also wants to know who Gizmo the Inventor is... Well he is a shrew, of course, who invents things, and is named Gizmo, he is. *He looks at each beast in turn as he speaks, not blinking.* (NT) -- Gizmo, 22:29:27 02/25/04 Wed
    • *Gives Gizmo a huge grin* Skyfire bees a tree, mate! I lives unner tha' tree, I does, bya water, an' squiggles lives up inna tree! *Pauses then asks* What bees a 'ventor? (NT) -- Dart, 19:12:16 02/26/04 Thu
  • *Shogga smiles at Gizmo too, and then looks at Dart to explain.* He makes thin's that nobeast has even thought of makin', Dart. Inventers are smart beasts! *She looks back at Gizmo* As Dart said, me name's Shogga. You're Gizmo, I take it? (NT) -- Shogga, 13:20:01 02/27/04 Fri
  • *Swift comes back in, dripping water all over and looking very pleased.* Well now, I feels much better... Oi... Who's this... Oh... You're that weird shrew type, ain't'cha? Gizmer or whatever? (NT) -- Swift, 16:22:19 02/27/04 Fri
    • *Giggles at Swift* Noooooooooooo! 'e bees Gizmo tha 'ventor wot y' allamost runned over when we putted spits on y'! Shogga sez 'es smart! (NT) -- dart, 21:09:25 02/27/04 Fri
  • *Shogga nods and grins.* Aye. The mad otter, that's you, almost runned him over! (NT) -- Shogga, 10:08:11 02/28/04 Sat
    • *Giggles* Mad otter what picky 'bout spits an' goes runnin' over Gizmo'sTha's you Swifty!!! (NT) -- dart, 23:11:44 02/28/04 Sat
  • *Shogga nods seriously* Aye, that you be! *She winks* (NT) -- Shogga, 09:27:26 02/29/04 Sun
  • *Swift blinks.* Oi, mates... That hurts m'feelin's.... *Sniff.* (NT) -- Swift, 14:19:06 02/29/04 Sun
  • *Shogga sniffs a huge sniff, and pats Swift on the back* I'm sorry, mate, it was ment as a joke, but if it makes you sad.... (NT) -- Shogga, 18:26:34 03/01/04 Mon
    • *Gets off the floor and tugs Swifts paw* Be 'appy 'gin Swift, we didn't mean t' make y' sad. (NT) -- dart, 20:33:41 03/01/04 Mon
  • *Swift sniffs loudly and plops down on a stool.* Nonono... I'm 'urted. I'll never be fine an' dandy again! (NT) -- Swift, 15:00:25 03/03/04 Wed
    • *Thinks worriedly for a bit the asks* I kin get bandges, iffen y' bees 'urted, will tha' makea y' feel better? (NT) -- Dart, 18:45:59 03/03/04 Wed
  • *Swift flicks his paw and a flask appears in it. He takes a long drink off of it, let's out an almighty burp, and grins.* Well mates. That's fixed it. This Magical Otter only needed a drink. Whaddowe do now, eh? (NT) -- Swift, 22:34:16 03/04/04 Thu
    • *Sighs happily and says to Shogga* Good fin 'e bees a maggikk otter, save me havving t' run f' bandages! (NT) -- Raro, 21:04:02 03/05/04 Fri
  • Aye, that he is, and a smart one to keep a bit of magic with him all the time! (NT) -- Shogga, 07:24:26 03/06/04 Sat
    • Wish I could do maggikk.......*Suddenly has a idea* Hey Swifty, kin y' show me 'ow t' bees a maggikk otter? Pleeease???? (NT) -- dart, 20:59:20 03/06/04 Sat
  • *Swift frowns and scratches his head.* Hmm... Well... Beasts is normally born as magic... But y'know... We might be able t'turn you into one... Y'd have t'start takin' baths, though... (NT) -- Swift, 23:11:18 03/07/04 Sun
    • *Pokes her tonge out and makes a face* Blllllaaaaauuuugggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mayhap t'ain't worf et!!!! (NT) -- Dart, 20:43:58 03/08/04 Mon
  • *Shogga looks in mock astonishment at Swift* What? Her? Baths? *She thinks* Might not be a bad idea, mate! (NT) -- Shogga, 15:10:57 03/12/04 Fri
    • *Glares at Shogga* T'is a bad idea! Don't make 'em wanna baff me! S'not good, I bees 'lurgic t' baffs! (NT) -- dart, 20:32:43 03/12/04 Fri
  • *Shogga sniffs haughtaly* well, I thought it was a good idea! (NT) -- Shogga, 08:11:22 03/13/04 Sat
  • *Shakes his head.* Then she'll never be a Magic Otter... 'Tis a shame, really... (NT) -- Swift, 15:49:33 03/13/04 Sat
    • *Snorts* Don't wanna bea Maggikk Otter iffen I gotta 'ave baffs! (NT) -- Dart, 18:09:54 03/13/04 Sat
  • *Shogga sniffs again, only now it's a sad sniff* Such a pity, mate, such a pity... (NT) -- Shogga, 08:33:35 03/14/04 Sun
  • Truly... 'Tis a shame... She'd make a fine Magic Otter, too... *Swift lets out a long sigh.* (NT) -- Swift, 19:29:16 03/14/04 Sun
    • *Thinks for a bit then say carefully* 'ow many baffs I gotta take? (NT) -- Dart, 21:11:52 03/14/04 Sun
  • *Swift grins.* Once a day to be a full Magic Otter. Any time, butcha gotta take at least one a day. (NT) -- Swift, 21:57:00 03/14/04 Sun
    • *Shudders* I can't be a Maggikk Otter any nuvver way? (NT) -- Dart, 21:39:08 03/15/04 Mon
  • *Shogga shakes her head sadly* Well, I aint no Magic Otter, but I think that's the only way. (NT) -- Shogga, 16:21:15 03/18/04 Thu
    • *Shuts her eyes tight* Do I's gotta 'ave one taday, iffen I bees a Magikk Otter? (NT) -- Raro, 21:26:23 03/21/04 Sun
  • *Shoga shrugs* Hmm, mabey! Ya better ask the Magic Otter himself! (NT) -- Shogga, 09:17:25 03/22/04 Mon
    • *Opens one eye slightly to look at Swift* Swifty? Do I? (NT) -- Dart, 23:13:51 03/22/04 Mon
  • *Swift wakes up from the nap he was taking and yawns.* Yep. Gotta have one t'day. That's the only way to start the process, it is... (NT) -- Swift, 08:48:53 03/23/04 Tue
    • *Sighs heavily* 'K then...... (NT) -- Dart, 22:08:13 03/24/04 Wed
  • "'K then." Do that mean you wanna become a magic otter then? (NT) -- Swift, 22:50:21 03/24/04 Wed
    • *Grins sadly* Aye....bea magikk otter.....pitty 'bout tha baffs....big BIG pitty! (NT) -- Dart, 22:38:26 03/25/04 Thu
  • *Swift grins and crouches down by Dart.* Hey mate, I'll let y'in on a liddle secret... *He leans in close and whispers in her ear.* Every time y'goes for a swim, that's a bath... (NT) -- Swift, 22:47:11 03/25/04 Thu
    • *looks at swift in horrer and says disbeliveingly(sp?)* S'not? (NT) -- dart, 22:16:21 03/28/04 Sun
  • *Snow listens to Swift and Dart conversing about magic otters. When Swift comes to the part about baths, Snow makes a funny face* Baths? Hmm...guess 'M not gonna b'come a magic otter. Don' take baths of'en enough. (NT) -- Snowrudder, 22:31:54 04/05/04 Mon
    • *Looks up at Snow* I don't take baffs never! *Frowns slightly, unsure of what she said is true* 'less it's like Swift sez...atta I takes a baff every time I swims... (NT) -- Raro, 22:36:16 04/06/04 Tue
  • OOC: Whoo! Sorry, the comp had to be unexpectadly reparied. Sorry again for not getting on sooner. BIC: *Shogga nods secretly* Aye, that's a good idea, jus' say ya take a bath when ya swim! (NT) -- Shogga, 19:38:03 04/09/04 Fri
  • *Swift nods.* It is a bath, matey, it is a bath. Only s'just without the soap. But y'can only do that so much. Every two days, y'gotta use the soap, otherwise th' magic'll run out. (NT) -- Swift, 10:05:42 04/10/04 Sat
    • *Frowns* Tha's mean's I's gotta havva prober baff. I havvent had one since I rannaway....... (NT) -- Dart, 22:20:08 04/11/04 Sun
  • *Shogga shakes her head sadly* You don't get it, do yer? If you want ter be a real magic otter, then yer gotta 'ave a bath! (NT) -- Shogga, 15:38:32 04/16/04 Fri
    • Now. It mean I've gotta havva baff now. (NT) -- dart, 22:01:48 04/16/04 Fri
  • Aye, it does! (NT) -- Shogga, 21:42:10 04/17/04 Sat
    • *Mutters* havva y' gotta baff, then? (NT) -- dart, 20:40:19 04/20/04 Tue
  • *Swift grins.* Well, I dunno... Shogga? D'you wanna be a Magic Otter? (NT) -- Swift, 23:35:14 04/20/04 Tue
  • *Shogga scrufs her footpaw about, looking up at Swift.* Er, I dunno. (NT) -- Shogga, 15:00:46 04/23/04 Fri
    • *looks up at Shogga* Awwww go on Shogga! Bea magikk otter too, then we kin alla be them! (NT) -- Dart, 21:55:33 04/24/04 Sat
  • *Snow also looks to Shogga* Aye, matey. Be a magic otter. T'will be fun...an' t'would make ye special. (NT) -- Snowrudder, 21:15:45 04/25/04 Sun
    • Yeah, go on Shogga. (NT) -- dart, 20:29:07 04/26/04 Mon
  • *Shogga looks at the others and sighs* Alrigh', alrigh', I'll be a magic otter! *She smiles at the others as she says this* (NT) -- Shogga, 17:43:45 04/27/04 Tue
    • *Jumps up* Yay! *Grabs Shogga's paw and tuggs* Youes gotta havva baff too! You kin go first though.... (NT) -- dart, 22:51:40 04/27/04 Tue
  • *Swift grabs at the scruff of Dart's neck.* Oi no! C'mere you, you agreed first so ye gets th' bathin' first. Shogga'll go after you. (NT) -- Swift, 15:53:28 04/28/04 Wed
  • *Shogga grins wickedly at Dart* Aye, you did agree first! (NT) -- Shogga, 18:02:33 04/30/04 Fri
    • *Wriggles and kicks, trying to get lose* NOOOOOOOOO! THA'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!! (NT) -- Dart, 21:39:48 05/01/04 Sat
  • *Shogga giggles wickedly* But that's only fair, Dart! (NT) -- Shogga, 09:08:42 05/02/04 Sun
    • *Struggles some more and scowls at Shogga* NO! IT AIN'T FAIR!!!!! YOU 'ORRBEL BEASTYS!!!!!! (NT) -- Dart, 23:37:13 05/02/04 Sun
  • *Swift cackles.* Get th' soap, mates! We're gonna scrub this'n clean o' all non-magical traces! (NT) -- Swift, 10:41:54 05/03/04 Mon
    • *Hearing the word 'soap' goes madder then ever and trys to bite Swift* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I BEES 'LERGIC T' SOAPS!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Dart, 20:39:30 05/03/04 Mon
  • *Swift grins as he carries Dart to the pond.* Nope! Nothin' for it! You agreed, an' this 'as t'be done so y'kin be a magic otter. Bitin' won't 'elp y'neither. I been bit by snakes an' sharks an' squids an' th' like. Y'ain't botherin' me none wid yore nibblin's! (NT) -- Swift, 23:48:07 05/03/04 Mon
    • *Suddenly stops yelling and biteing, cocks her head side ways and asks* Wassa shark'n'squids? (NT) -- Dart, 23:44:56 05/04/04 Tue
  • *Shogga grins widely, and starts making up stuff, since she doesn't know what squids are.* They're 'orrible beastys, they suck up you blood, and then they eat you! Muahahahaha!!!! (NT) -- Shogga, 13:47:05 05/06/04 Thu
    • Bluggh! Yuck!* suddenly frowns slightly* Then 'ow come Swifty wasn't etted, eh Shogga? (NT) -- Dart, 00:48:13 05/07/04 Fri
  • I have no idea! (NT) -- Shogga, 14:37:11 05/14/04 Fri
  • *Swift pauses on the edge of the water.* Well matey, the reason why is 'cause me an' the crew killed off the squid an' sharks. Me an' me mate Rudd stabbed the squid's eyes, an' then we blew up the sharks later. *He fumbles in his coat with one paw while holding Dart up with the other. He finally produces a bar of soap.* Hahar! Any last words, Dart me hearty? (NT) -- Swift, 22:24:09 05/14/04 Fri
    • *Sees the soap and yells louder then ever* NOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T BAFF ME WIV THAT!!!!!! (NT) -- Dart, 22:35:10 05/14/04 Fri
  • *Shogga laughes madly* Wahahahahaha! Swift, matey, can I do the honners? Or may I say, the horros? (NT) -- Shogga, 12:17:40 05/15/04 Sat
    • MEAN NASTY 'ORRIBEL BEASTYS!!!!!! I 'OPES I DROWNS YOU!!!! (NT) -- dart, 22:22:31 05/15/04 Sat
  • *Swift tosses the soap to Shogga.* There y'are, m'earty. Go t'town; I'll hold this'n down. *And with that, the large otter dunks Dart under the water and brings her back up.* Orders are to lather, rinse, repeat, private Shogga! Commence Operation Make Magic! (NT) -- Swift, 00:06:37 05/16/04 Sun
    • *Splutters and leaps about, struggles yelling louder than ever* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEGGOOOOOO!!!! I HATE YOUES, HATE YOUES ALL!!!!!!!!! Y' MEANIES, HORRIBEL 'ORRIBEL BEASTYS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (NT) -- Dart, 19:53:48 05/16/04 Sun
  • *Shogga sulutes and almost losses hold of the soap* Yessah! *She holds Dart's paw up.* Are ya ready to die, Dart? Muahahahaha! (NT) -- Shogga, 20:38:14 05/21/04 Fri
    • BUT I IS TOOOOOOOOOOO YOUNG T' DIE!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL BE SORRY AFTER THIS!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Dart, 19:47:40 05/23/04 Sun
  • *Swift laughs aloud in his booming way.* Hahahahahar! I doubt it, liddle shipmate! Quick Shogga! Afore she dries up! (NT) -- Swift, 21:01:30 05/24/04 Mon
    • YOU WILL!!!!! YOU WILL! JUS' WAIT, I'LL GETCHA, I'LL glubmuuggrhhh!! *her screams cut of when she goes under* (NT) -- Dart, 22:20:16 05/25/04 Tue
  • *Shogga grabs to soap and scrbs it ferousicly on Dart, laughing while she does so* Hahahah-oh, Swift matey-hehehehe, yer better hold on ter the soap-hahahaha and do ha-it before I drop it! (NT) -- Shogga, 13:31:34 05/27/04 Thu
    • *Wriggles and finally manages to struggel out the bath, slopping water everywhere* I'M OUT!!!!!! (NT) -- Dart, 20:52:39 05/29/04 Sat
  • *Swift leaps after Dart, but because his paws are soapy, he loses his grip and lands in a belly flop on the water. He hollers at Dart,* Ye'll never be magic if'n y'keep this up! (NT) -- Swift, 22:51:25 05/30/04 Sun
    • *Hearing Swift, freezes in the act of running away. She does want to be magic, but can't bring herself to go willingly back to the bath.* (NT) -- Dart, 20:37:02 05/31/04 Mon
  • *Swift grins.* Mate, now's the time t'choose. Ye gonna go on livin' it up dirty an' scrubby, or are y'gonna commit to a life o' magic? (NT) -- Swift, 17:10:35 06/04/04 Fri
  • Aye, tis one of the most biggest choices you'll make ever, Dart. Waddya say? (NT) -- Shogga, 10:51:28 06/06/04 Sun
    • (OOC: Please remember to end your font, it trailed into the post below this one ;-) ) (NT) -- Jadris, 11:31:18 06/06/04 Sun
  • Oops, sorry (NT) -- Shogga, 09:35:38 06/07/04 Mon
    • *Stays where she is, frowning and chewing her lip..........* (NT) -- dart, 22:52:59 06/07/04 Mon
  • *A might fat looking otter waddles in, in a strong german accent, and without the eye popping out, he speaks* Haclk, What' hav'f' you'h benn'h' h'up'n too'h these'n d'ha'ys, my'h might'n paal'hn -- Ruefin Black, 19:12:33 06/08/04 Tue
    • (to the people who know who he is) -- -yeh., 19:13:44 06/08/04 Tue
      • *Turns, sees Ruefin Black then giggles at the sound of his voice* I ain't never seed you afore. Why's y' speeks like tha'? makes y' sound funny. *giggles again* 'ear him Shogga? Ain't 'e funny??? (NT) -- Dart, 20:56:33 06/08/04 Tue
  • *Shogga whispers in Dart's ear* Dart, mate, it ain't nice to say that about how a best talks! (NT) -- Shogga, 10:51:35 06/09/04 Wed
  • *Swift grins at Ruefin.* Blimey, I ain't run inter you in a long while, mate. I still has a rough time decipherin' yer crazed accent, but meh.. *He tosses a flask to the otter.* We're just tryin' t'get this liddle'un here t' decide if'n she wants t'be magic like me or not. An' if she does, she gots t'go through the ritual cleansin' t'get out the mucky unmagic stuff, if'n y'follow me. *He tips the large otter a broad wink.* (NT) -- Swift, 16:27:38 06/09/04 Wed
    • *Whispers back to Shogga* Sorry! I'll havva baff now, mefinks........ (NT) -- Dart, 21:51:42 06/09/04 Wed
  • *Ruefin smirks, and nods. The giant otter, both tall and large, picks Dart up from under his armpits* What'n hower? Da cho zeens dis 'h'one? Er'h. *struggling now with his voice* i got'dz itz 'ere*Going into a broad grin, without closing his eyes, makes his eye go popping out, and bouncing. Dropping Dart down, He dives for the glass eye. -- Ruefin Black, 16:06:02 06/10/04 Thu
    • *Hits the ground with a thump* Hey! *Suddenly sees the eye on the ground and her own ones grow mide* Wow! Lookit tha' Shogga! Look! His EYE popped out! *Runs after the eye, trying to get a closer look* (NT) -- Dart, 21:07:55 06/10/04 Thu
  • *Shogga didn't see his eyes, and is confused* Waddya mean his eyes popped out Dart? *She scraches her head* (NT) -- Shogga, 09:30:50 06/11/04 Fri
  • *Swift looks mildly disgusted.* Can't'cha nail that thing in or sommat, mate? It's a touch disgustin, th' way yore glass eye's allus poppin' out... (NT) -- Swift, 18:13:59 06/11/04 Fri
    • *Turns and calls to Shogga* I mean his EYE popped out! Et did et did. look! *points to the glass eye on the floor and picks it up* See? See? It's his EYE!!!!!!! (NT) -- Dart, 22:23:21 06/11/04 Fri
  • *Shogga shudders* Give that thing back, matey, for I get sick! (NT) -- Shogga, 10:47:32 06/14/04 Mon
    • *Hands the eye to ruefin black* can y' puttit back in? (NT) -- Dart, 21:01:09 06/15/04 Tue
  • *Ruefin snatches the eye back and holds it up to the light, looking for any scratches, he wipes it off on his grubby shirt and pops the eye back in. He breaks into a big grin and ruffles Darts fur between his ears* Augh, 'E rah'minds meh o' a'h chap ich knew'h.Hehehe -- Ruefin Black, 19:25:38 06/18/04 Fri
    • *Ducks out from Ruefin's reach and flatten's her fur back down (I'm a girl mate!)* Wha' didya say? (NT) -- Dart, 14:38:18 06/19/04 Sat
  • *Sqints his one good-ish at her*Ach, chap, teh muche 'citemen', meh eye 't'aint 'h'as vell 'h'as et vas...Yeh jus' mind'h meh o' a'h' chappe ich knew'h -- Ruefin, 20:09:17 06/19/04 Sat
    • *Thinks a bit then gets it* Oh right! I getcha! 'ow come I 'minds y' o' the chappie wot yous knew? (NT) -- dart, 16:32:54 06/20/04 Sun
  • *Shogga looks interested* Yeah, mate, you've only jus' seen Dart here! (NT) -- Shogga, 12:58:11 06/22/04 Tue
    • *Suddenly has an idea* Maybe 'e bees a magikk otter too! This place fulla magikk otters! (NT) -- Dart, 21:09:21 06/22/04 Tue
  • *Swift sits down in the shallows of the water and answers Shogga's question.* Ruefin ain't seen only Dart, mate. And I don't think 'e's seen her afore, neither. Dart reminds Ruefin o' some beast 'e knew from back when. Ruefin's like me; been all the way aroun' the world an' back a coupla times. (NT) -- Swift, 21:09:16 06/22/04 Tue

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