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Date Posted: Mon, Mar 27, 08:13:34pm CST
Author: Bob
Author Host/IP: 216-166-202-9.dialup.dixnil.grics.net / 216.166.202.9
Subject: Golf Instructions

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , ! Arizona :

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

! 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

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