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Date Posted: Thu, Jul 06, 09:56:19pm CST
Author: JERRY
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 68.254.58.22
Subject: 5 Surgeons

5 Surgeons

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

*The first surgeon says:*
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

*The second responds: *
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

*The third surgeon says:*
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

*The fourth surgeon chimes in:*
"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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