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Subject: A few short jokes

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Stir Master

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Date Posted: Wednesday, November 23, 06:23:35pm

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: A few short jokes	Alpha	Wednesday, November 23, 06:25:39pm