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Subject: Re: Another Joke


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Joker
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 12, 11:16:31am
In reply to: Stir Master 's message, "Re: Another Joke" on Friday, December 01, 02:19:34pm

It's been a while....here's another one....

EVERY DAY A 4TH GRADE BOY WALKS HOME FROM SCHOOL

PAST A 4TH GRADE GIRL'S HOUSE.

ONE DAY HE IS CARRYING A


FOOTBALL AND HE STOPS TO TAUNT THE LITTLE GIRL.

HE HOLDS UP THE FOOTBALL AND SAYS,

"SEE THIS FOOTBALL?? FOOTBALL IS A BOYS GAME AND GIRLS CAN'T HAVE ONE !!!!"

THE LITTLE GIRL RUNS IN THE HOUSE CRYING AND TELLS HER MOTHER

ABOUT THE ENCOUNTER.

SHE RUNS OUT AND BUYS THE GIRL A FOOTBALL.

THE NEXT DAY THE BOY IS RIDING HOME ON HIS BIKE, AND

THE GIRL SHOWS HIM THE FOOTBALL,

YELLING "NAH NA NAH NANAH !!!!!"

THE LITTLE BOY GETS MAD AND POINTS TO HIS BIKE. "SEE THIS BIKE??

THIS IS A BOYS BIKE, AND GIRLS CAN'T HAVE THEM !!!"

NEXT DAY, THE BOY COMES BY AND THE LITTLE GIRL IS RIDING A NEW BOY'S BIKE.

NOW HE IS REALLY MAD. SO HE DROPS HIS PANTS, POINTS TO HIS MOST PRIVATE OF PARTS,

AND SAYS "YOU SEE THIS ???? ONLY BOYS HAVE THESE AND

YOUR MOTHER CAN'T GO BUY YOU ONE !!!!"


THE NEXT DAY AS HE PASSES THE HOUSE HE ASKS THE LITTLE GIRL

"WELL. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW ?????"

SO SHE PULLS UP HER DRESS AND SAYS............




"MY MOTHER TOLD ME THAT AS LONG AS I HAVE ONE OF THESE,

I CAN HAVE AS MANY OF THOSE AS I WANT !!!!!!!!"

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Re: Another JokeStir MasterTuesday, December 12, 05:33:45pm


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