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Only a Mother

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angie

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Date Posted: 20:38:16 05/02/01 Wed

. . .can listen to the same knock-knock joke 27 times without hollering 'nobody's home."
. . .will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks 'cookie' begins with 'k'.
. . .knows the location of every drive-through window in town.
. . .will try to hide a leafy green vegetable in a cookie.
. . .can deal out emergency lunch money from the dryer lint filter.
. . .is limber enough to wrestle a fitted sheet onto the top bunk bed.
. . .invests fifty dollars in stale macaroons to help send the French Club to Disneyland.
. . .will attempt to grow hydroponic tomatoes in one night for a last-minute science project.
. . .can see across town and locate a missing shoe from her office desk phone.
. . .can switch from cook to catcher in an instant.
. . .seeing there are only four pieces fo pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

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