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Subject: The New Hymnal Author: Angie [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:34:32 03/03/01 Sat The LukeWarm church announces publication of "Church Songs" whose title, according to the editor, was chosen because "We didn't want to turn anybody off with threatening words that now one undestands anymore like 'worship or hymn'." The Chairfixture of the commitee gushes, "People in today's society get kind of uncomfortable with too much talk about things like commitment and dedication. They'd much rather have a riligion that they can turn on or off at will. Our book seeks to meet that need." Sample Contents: AComfy mattress is Our God Above Average is Thy Faithfulness All Hail the Influence of jesus' Name Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound Be Thou My Hobby Blest Be the Tie That Coesn't Cramp My Style He's Quite a BIt to Me I Lay My Inapporopriiate Behaviors On Jesus I Surrender Some I'm Fairly Certain Taht My Redeemer Lives Joyful, Joyful, We Kinda Like Thee Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word My Hope is Built on Nothing Much Oh, How I Like Jesus Self-Esteem to the World! The Lord is Come Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus There Shall be Sprinkles of Blessings What an Acquaitance We Have in Jesus When the Saints Go Sneaking In Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following Have a great day everyone :) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]