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Subject: [轉貼] '撒旦語錄十條'' (真的,但不是原文,出自魔鬼詩經)


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無神言侖@艾文
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Date Posted: 13:38:12 10/01/03 Wed

(1)「你們人類自己的罪過,沒事遷拖到我身上來做啥?」

(2)「我就是邪惡的化身,如何?有錢賺嗎?」

(3)「當初那個獨裁專制不容異己的大混蛋,把我趕出家園不說,還教壞無知的 人類憎恨我。明明自己在幹壞事,還要叫我當代罪羔羊?」

(4)「是、是、是......如果我手下有那麼多惡魔,我早就統一宇宙了,還需要 跟你爭一小個地球嗎?」

(5)「地球上有一堆笨蛋自稱是我的信徒。卻不知道我根本用不著這些成事不足、 目光短淺、只知道破壞的白痴。」

(6)「時代在進步,那本叫做聖經的書早跟時代脫節兩千年啦。」

(7)「毀滅世界對我有好處嗎?少蠢了,正大光明準備製造世界末日的傢伙就是 那個叫做耶和華的人。」

(8)「印度人、中國人、愛斯基摩人就不相信我,那你說我存不存在?」

(9)「你的錢都進了誰的口袋?不是耶和華的,也不是我的,是那些神棍的。」

(10)「當你需要神的時候,他在哪裡? 一樣的道理,當你需要我的時候,我可沒空理你這個微不足道的白痴。」

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[> Subject: Re: [轉貼] '撒旦語錄十條'' (真的,但不是原文,出自魔鬼詩經)


Author:
阿呆
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Date Posted: 13:51:27 10/01/03 Wed

哈哈~
我比較相信所謂的「神」和「魔鬼」是古人看到外星人想像出來的

我覺得他說得比較有越^^|||
[> Subject: Re: [轉貼] '撒旦語錄十條'' (真的,但不是原文,出自魔鬼詩經)


Author:
7B24
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Date Posted: 17:41:14 10/01/03 Wed

還有中國古人看到外星人稱他們為神仙的說法
[> Subject: Re: [轉貼] '撒旦語錄十條'' (真的,但不是原文,出自魔鬼詩經)


Author:
Gremlin
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Date Posted: 19:38:48 10/01/03 Wed

衛斯理d書好鐘意咁講~


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