VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Wed, Sep 03 2025, 9:31:04Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 12345678910 ]
Subject: 有趣分享


Author:
標點符號
[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
Date Posted: 20:47:58 02/08/04 Sun

在某論壇看到的東西...


陳叔叔來我家玩媽媽

王某規定其兒子每天要記日記,某天晚上他要抽查兒子的日記。他查完日記後,對兒子的母親大發雷霆。其妻莫名其妙,要求他說明原因。

他憤怒地打開兒子的日記攤在桌前,其上歪歪扭扭地寫著:「今日陳叔叔來我家玩媽媽,說做作業後,可以吃點心。然後, 陳叔叔誇我作業做得好,於是叔叔抱起了我媽媽,叫叔叔小心一點,之後叔叔又親了我媽媽,也親了我奶奶,也親了我。」


妻大怒,斥問兒子,兒子哭道:「是我把標點點錯了,......應該是:今日陳叔叔來我家玩,媽媽說做作業後,可以吃點心。然後,陳叔叔誇我作業做得好,於是叔叔抱起了我,媽媽叫叔叔小心一點,之後叔叔又親了我,媽媽也親了我,奶奶也親了我。」

衛道之士請不要介意這東西喔...^^||

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:
[> Subject: Re: 有趣分享


Author:
ha ha ha
[ Edit | View ]

Date Posted: 18:59:52 02/16/04 Mon

有趣到..............

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]


Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]


Forum timezone: GMT+7
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.