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Date Posted: 21:17:29 06/17/03 Tue
Author: Son of Bun
Subject: Re: racing questions
In reply to: Richard Gizenya 's message, "racing questions" on 05:35:38 06/17/03 Tue

>I was thinking about racing bicycles. Do I have to
>wear those queer biker pants? Also, I've noticed that
>bikers are wearing those little ankle socks. I like
>to keep my socks pulled up to my knees. Is that o.k.?
> Finally, how much does it cost to sign up for that
>tour di france thingy. I know it is supposed to start
>soon but I can't find any race fliers. Is there a
>tour di france in America? If there is, I'd like to
>race it!

Oh, boy. Why would you ask ME those questions?

I think you need to write the UCI. Since they like all things retro, the socks to the knee thing could be made into a rule.

Be glad you have legs to wear those bike shorts. I don't have any. I would love to wear them as the wowie neato cool women like guys in bike shorts. I am even cooler than most of the people who wear bike shorts, so wowie neato cool women would love me even more!!!!

"Tour de France" means Tour of France. France is a bad country. Don't wish France on us in America.

I think it's open only to pros. My business partner Doug is really, really slow. This is probably why he is not in it. It's a shame, as the podium girls are really wowie neato cool. Maybe I could enter my new really fast quick car in the Tour de France...

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