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Date Posted: 04:29:50 08/12/01 Sun
Author: mo
Subject: This made me think of you, hehe.

mother: Honey, I really need you to be in bed. It's 10pm.

daughter: Why do you need me to be in bed?

mother: Because you've been out here 6 times in the last 30 minutes.

daughter: So what you meant to say was that you need me to stop coming out here.

mother: No, honey, what I meant to say was that if you come out here again, I'll sell you to gypsies.

daughter: If you did that, do you think they would let me have a goat for a pet?

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