Oraci�n del borracho -- Humberto

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Subject: Oraci�n del borracho

Author:
German Angel

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Date Posted: 01:02:01 11/29/04 Mon

San Viernes divino,
San Viernes amado
cuida mi intestino
el grueso y delgado.

Protege mi p�ncreas
beba lo que beba
y que no sea �sta noche
mi �ltima peda.

Mi h�gado encomiendo
a tu Santa mano,
y lo que estoy bebiendo
lo orine sin da�o.

Permite que no
se nuble mi vista
porque despu�s de unos pistos
me caigo en la pista;
que al pagar la cuenta
cuides mucho mi dinero
porque tengo unos amigos
que no dan ni pa`l mesero.

Al salir del bar
No me desampares
por que si manejo pedo
me parto la madre.

Perm�teme ver
la luz al otro d�a,
pero sin que me hayan
dejado tirado en la esquina.

L�brame de cruda
diarrea y jaqueca,
qu�tame la agrura
y la boca reseca.

Perm�teme concentrar
mi ruta y camino
porque luego no recuerdo
ni donde me orino.

San viernes bendito, te invoco a mi lado
que por el chiquito no evacue aguado.

Que as� sea.

Esta novena es milagrosa, �SALUD!

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