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Subject: THE JOKE THREAD


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Jr
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Date Posted: 07:29:46 12/12/03 Fri

two beekeepers, at a beekeeper convention. one turns to the other. 'how many bees do you have?' he asks.

'oh, I've got about 1000 bees' answers the second.

'hmm, 1000 bees' remarks the first beekeeper, 'how many hives do you have?'.

'oh, ten hives' replies the second. 'how many bees do YOU have?'

'oh, I've got a million bees' gloats the first.

'a million bees?' exclaims the second, 'wow! and how many hives do you have?'

'just one' says the first.

'just one?' asks the second.

'yeah, fuck them, they're only bees'

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