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Date Posted: 11:52:02 07/12/99 Mon
Author: aamir
Subject: A Joke

WHEN A TYPICAL DESI COME TO U.S AND SPENT ALL OF HIS
LIFE SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING THAT COULD NOT BE
FOUND AT BACKHOME BRING US LOT OF QUESTIONS & JOKES
LIKE THESE ! !

FEW THINGS ABOUT BEING DESI :-)

1.Never pretend that you are desi
2.Always wear black leather jacket
3.Act fool with an attitude

Q. What you call when you found desi in between two blondes
?
A. A misfit

Q. What you expect when desi will see a blonde ?
A. Nothing but OOFFHHH!

Q. Why desi go to a bar ?
A. To sit in a corner and drink diet coke......

Q. Why do desi go to school ?
A. To get a chance to talk to a girl.

Q. What pop up in your mind when you hear desi got married ?
A. " green card "

Q. Why do desi's stay home on weekend nights ?
A. So they can watch cinemax all night .

Q. Why do desi's drown in swimming pools ?
A. Because of their big bellies

Q. What is a desi favorite rhyme ?
A. Earn money , look funny and no " honey "

Q. What is a desi's philosophy of life ?
A. Eat, sleep and watch TV (cinemax)

Q. How do desi measures his strength and stamina ?
A. Watch X-rated movies and still feel no sexual urges

Q. Now what do you call a desi ?
A. 100% technical fault

A desi on his very first day got lost in chicago when he called for the
help his friend
asked him to atleast name that intersection he standing right now by reading
the two
written signs on a pole and in the reply desi read one sign say "walk" and
other say
"don't walk" !

A desi went to a pizza hut and ordered a large pizza after he done
ordering pizza guy
ask him if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces desi said six pieces
would be fine I
could never eat twelve !

One desi was waiting for the bus when the bus came he get in from the
backdoor as
the people do backhome driver saw him doing it call him at front and tell
him it's "
illegal "to sneak in from backdoor so now you have two options one to pay
the fare
($1.25) otherwise get off the bus and the way desi understand it he paid the
fare and
right after that he jumps out from the front door !

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sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came to the column
Salary expected : He was not sure as to what to
be filled there.

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