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Subject: Re: Okay, ignore that...again


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Stormtracer
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Date Posted: 21:12:45 06/30/06 Fri
In reply to: Stormtracer 's message, "Re: Okay, ignore that..." on 21:10:17 06/30/06 Fri

Ah, dammit. (So much for looking smart...)

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[Stormtracer here! Okay, here’s my first MST- and my first co-written fanfic! I would like to thank Rath, the academy, and…myself! But seriously, this was a lot of fun to write, and I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did- I hope Rath and I will co-write a few more fics with me, she was the best co-author ever! ;) And yes, I am from Canada :)

The whole idea for the MST started when someone (I’ve forgotten who you are sadly) showed me that a ‘Suethor posted a bit of my story on her profile- WITHOUT PERMISSION. This rather pissed me off, and I immediately decided on a MST after I sent a rather blunt but fair review telling her to get my story off her profile. She did, but I’ve included the original, unedited version for your viewing pleasure ^^

Here’s The High Queen of Narnia’s profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/875768/ ]

Original characters/ideas/plot/stuff (such as Rael and ourselves) and all related original subjects © Me & Rath (Don’t take them without permission!)
Stuff from The High Queen of Narnia’s profile and all related original subjects © The High Queen of Narnia, thank god.
This Lion’s Had It! Was made by me, Stormtracer, and was MSTed with permission.
Boromir is from The Lord of the Rings, and is not an original character (as in, not made by myself, Rath or The High Queen of Narnia) and is © J. R. R. Tolkien, Peter Jackson, New Line and whoever else owns it.
Various things mentioned in here © various peoples, for I’m to lazy to list them all.
Narnia and all related non-original (as in, not made by myself) subjects © C.S. Lewis, Disney and whoever else owns it.

A Sizable Profile

Co-written with Rath

[A young girl is sitting at her computer, either philosophizing about the Meaning Of Life or just reading fanfic. Amidst the piles of papers and books is a neatly made bed, an armchair stacked high with stuffed animals, a clean dresser, a bookcase brimming with books, a dollhouse and a dusty piano. The door is closed, and light just barely filters in through the thick light green curtains into the large but oddly enough cramped room. A few pictures of dinosaurs and old fanfiction OCs are taped to the walls.]

Stormtracer: [A click later, her bored look gives way to an expression of disbelief and her eyes start to widen.] Whoa! Big profile here…most of it’s junk. *scrolls through it*
Rael: *popping out of nowhere* It is rather large…
Rath: *Somehow entering through the bedroom doorway* Hello.
Stormtracer: *suspicious* Rath? How did you get here? Do you even live in Canada?
Rath: Plothole. But I come with Boromir!
Stormtracer: *goes back to reading* Okay then, I can accept that. Weirder things have happened…
Boromir: *glancing around the room, bewildered* Where…am I?
Stormtracer: *winces at the computer screen*
Rath: Whatcha reading?
Stormtracer: Suethor profile. I wanted to lose brain cells, maybe then I’ll weigh less…
Rath: Cool. Hey, how about we MST it?
Stormtracer: Sounds fine to me, I’ve got nothing to do but piles of homework. *takes out the fold-up chair for Rael, the armchair for Rath and forces Boromir to sit on the bed*
Rael: Finally, I thought I had been forgotten.
Boromir: *having a pesky nervous breakdown* Guh?
Stormtracer: *explains everything to him, such as where he is, what a MST is, etc.*
Rath: Well, let’s see what we have here…

Name: Melanie

Rath: Don't you mean Melanie Darkfire Crystalmoon Ubersue, princess of the Land of Fluffy Clouds and Unicorns?
Stormtracer: Maybe it stands for something...'My Ever Lasting (Mary-Sue) Adoration - Never It Ends'?

Age: 14

Rath: You and every other Suethor out there. NEXT!

Location: Wouldn't you like to know?

Stormtracer: No, I wouldn't.
Rath: No, no, no. She means, "I'm so glad you don't know."
Boromir: She does?
Rath: Yeah, 'cause if we did know, we'd hunt her down and paint the walls with her entrails.
Boromir: Channeling Black Mage again, Rath?
Rath: Yyyyyyyup.
Stormtracer: Muhaha...I think I've found a new appreciation for art.

How Thou Might Contact Me if Thou Wishes to Do So: Send me an E-mail via this site

Stormtracer: *faked awe* FF.net has an email system? And here I just thought it was messaging...

If you have AIM, my AIM is ladyofrobin (I love him!)

Rael: *confused* You love ladyofrobin?
Rath: That's Irish or something isn't it? Lady O'Frobin?

If thou contacts me using AIM, please specify that you are from FF.net so I don't think you are some creepy stalker.

Boromir: ‘Stalker’?
Stormtracer: She should drop the Olde English; it sounds like Shakespeare - gone fangirlish! *dramatic flourish*
Rael: That would make an amusing horror movie.
Rath: "Liketh, OMG, George, why art thou writhing in agony whilst the full moon shineth upon thy visage?" *snerk*

TV Shows:
Teen Titans
Justice League Unlimited
Batman Beyond
W.I.T.C.H
Smallville
Gilmore Girls


Stormtracer: Oh no! She’s one of those anime fangirls! RUN!
Rath: Eep! *hides under her chair*

Favorite TV Pairings:
Robin/Starfire
Beast Boy/Raven
Cyborg/Bumblebee
Aqualad/Speedy (They are so gay together)


Everyone: …
Stormtracer: What the heck?
Rath: Um? And we needed to know this why?

Batman/Wonder Woman
Green Lantern/Hawkgirl
Terry/OC (Die Dana die!)


Rael: Dana? *looks at Stormtracer*
Stormtracer: *shrugs* Beats me.

Caleb/Cornelia
Clark/Lana
Luke/Lorelai

TV Pairings That Are OK:
Cyborg/Jinx (It's not as bad as some. At least Jinx isn't like his sister like Star and Raven)
Cyborg/Kole (It's kinda cute. He likes girls with pink hair, doesn't he?)


Stormtracr: How would we know? If someone had been hooked by your Narnia story, they would probably not have a clue what you’re talking about...
Rath: Egocentric Suethors make my brain sad... >.<
Rael: Déjà vu…
Stormtracer: By the way, isn't 'Kole' normally associated with black? *smirk*
Rael: *dully* Bad pun alert.

Robin/Raven (IF and only IF Raven has a tiny crush on him but he doesn't know. If he leaves Kori (Star) for her then I don't like it)
Kid Flash/Jinx
Clark/Lois (They do get married in the comics after all)


Rael: We. Don't. Care.

Robin/Raven (IF and only IF Raven has a tiny crush on him but he doesn't know. If he leaves Kori (Star) for her then I don't like it)
Kid Flash/Jinx
Clark/Lois (They do get married in the comics after all)


Stormtracer: We. Don't. Friggin'. Care.

Hated TV/Comics Pairings:

Rath: *facepalm*
Stormtracer: Who wastes their time writing up a bio on all the pairings from their fandoms that they hate/love? I mean, I talk a lot myself, but this is ridiculous.
Rael: *grins* We are MSTing this for a reason.

Robin/Raven (What are you thinking?)
Beast Boy/Starfire (SICK AND WRONG)
Cyborg/Raven (SICK AND WRONG)


Rath: This bio page is sick and wrong...
Stormtracer: Amen.

Cyborg/Star (It's too weird)
Dick/Barbara (I HATE BARBARA GORDON! DIE GORDON DIE!)
Dick/Donna (I HATE DONNA TROY! DIE TROY DIE!)
Terry/Dana (She complains too much)
Caleb/Will (Uh...whatever. Clearly you have never seen The Final Battle)


Boromir: *annoyed* Clearly not...
Rath: *pats Boromir on the shoulder*

All slash (With the exception of Aqualad/Speedy cuz it's so obvious. And the whole Speedy eating Aqualad's friends the fishies? Cover up. The producers don't want the little kids who are supposed to watch the show but are too busy watching TV14 to know there are gay cartoon characters.)

All: *blink*
Stormtracer: *as The High Queen of Narnia* I've uncovered a conspiracy!
Rath: You're a conspiracy! *pokes tongue out*

Favorite Authors:
J.K. Rowling
Cristopher Paolini
Meg Cabot
Gail Carson Levine
Lemony Snicket
Christopher Paolini
C.S. Lewis


Rath: Redundancy alert!
Stormtracer: Damn. I like some of those authors! In fact, so far she's named a few of my favorite fandoms...*teary-eyed*

Favorite Book Pairings:

Rath: Gah! Why the heck does she think we even care?
Stormtracer: *shakes head* Don't try and understand, Rath. You'd have to lose quite a few brain cells before you'd even come close...
Rath: And I have so few brain cells left as it is...

Harry/Hermione (I just don't like him with Ginny.)

Rath: Because Eru forbid you should like something that's canonically accurate. We can't have that, now can we? *fume*
Stormtracer: I mean, I'm not the biggest Harry/Ginny shipper myself, but come on. They're together. GET OVER IT.

Ron/Lavender/Anyone who isn't Hermione

Rath: Neville? o.O
Boromir: Ew...
Rath: Hey, she said anyone!

Draco/Ginny (It's like Romeo and Juliet. Their parents hate each other but Ginny and Draco WILL fall in love!)

Rath: *headdesks furiously*
Stormtracer: Well, this supports the 'fangirlish Shakespeare' theory...

Remus/Tonks (Who would have guessed?)

Stormtracer: *patronizing* Not anyone who hadn't read Order of Phoenix!...or Harry Potter in general.

Eragon/Arya (It's so cute!)
David/Sam (From All American Girl. Go read if you don't know.)
Prince Char/Ella (Duh...they get married)
Qigley/Violet (Duh...)


Stormtracer: I can't even name half the fandoms for most of these characters...

Klaus/Isadora (I dunno...I just like it)
Eustace/Jill (I just think they'd be cute together...)


Rath: Don't you mean, "liek OMG sooooo kyout 2gethr!!!!11"?
Rael: *snickers*

Hated Book Pairings :
Ron/Hermione (I just don't like it. I have no idea why.)
Harry/Ginny (Again, I just don't like it.)


Rath: *blinks* I want to cry, but there aren't enough tears.

Favorite Music:
Fall Out Boy
Evanescence
Green Day
The Click 5
The Killers
Mariah Carey
Ryan Cabrera
Nickelback
Sheryl Crow
Avril Lavigne
Vanessa Carlton
Maroon 5
Relient K
Kelly Clarkson
The Counting Crows
Crossfade
Simple Plan
3 Doors Down


Stormtracer: I like some of those singers/bands...*goes off to sulk*
Rath: Me too...

Fictional People I am Obsessed With
Nightwing (#Drools#)
Robin from Teen Titans (Gotta love him)


Rath: No, I don't! You're not the boss of me!

Bruce Wayne
Clark Kent (Not so much anymore)
Wally West
Terry from Batman Beyond (#Drools#)
Peter from The Chronicles of Narnia (WOOT! #Drools# So sexy...There's a reason they call him King Peter the Magnificent...#winks#)


All: ...
Rath: o.O Oh, Eru, my BRAIN! *runs about, shrieking* Bleach! I need BLEEEEEEEAACH!

Songs That Were Written for the Teen Titans

Stormtracer: *confused* Wha...?
Rath: *headdesks* Alright, this has gone from stupid to downright asinine. How much more of this is there?
Stormtracer: *miserably* We haven't even scratched the surface...

Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson: Raven after Malchior
Because of You by Kelly Clarkson: Raven
Where is Your Heart by Kelly Clarkson: Robin and Star
You Found Me by Kelly Clarkson: Robin and Star
I Hate Myself for


Stormtracer:-MSTing this. *rimshot*
Rath: And I hate myself for letting you live, Narnia-chicko. *pulls out her stabbin' knife*
Boromir: No homicide until after the MST, Rath.
Rath: Bugger. >.>

Losing You by Kelly Clarkson: Raven
Hear Me by Kelly Clarkson: Raven
Beautiful Disaster by Kelly Clarkson: Star


Stormtracer: That's an oxymoron.
Rath: *snerk*

Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton: BB and Raven
Just The Girl by The Click 5: (BB and Raven)
Be My Escape


Stormtracer: If only...

by Relient K: Robin and Star
Who I am Hates Who I’ve Been by Relient K: Robin
Maintain Consciousness by Relient K: BB
My Girl’s Ex-Boyfriend by Relient K: BB and Raven
On the Way Down by Ryan Cabrera: Robin and Star
True by Ryan Cabrera: Robin and Star
My Immortal by Evanescence: BB
Bring Me to Life by Evanescence: BB and Raven
Everybody’s Fool by Evanescence: Raven
Cold by Crossfade: Robin (A Big Thank You to Blonde and Luvin' It. I can't believe I forgot this!)


Rath: Obviously you have to believe it, since it actually happened. Oh, wait, you live in your own little Mary-Sue drenched fairy-world; delusion is a part of everyday life for you. Never mind.
Stormtracer: *to High Queen of Narnia* I wish you had forgotten it- would've made it easier for us.

Let Me Go

Stormtracer: My pleasure!

by 3 Doors Down: Robin and Star
My Alien by Simple Plan: Robin and Star...except of course Star doesn't have four legs
That’s all I can think of for now…


Rath: Thank Eru for small favors...
Stormtracer: More like 'thank Eru for extremely large favors'!

The Simple Brilliance That Is...Er...Mary-Sue Bashing

Rath: Wait, wait, wait. This insane Suethor is actually quoting a Mary-Sue bashing fic?
Boromir: If I wasn't seeing it, I wouldn't believe it.
Stormtracer: *grins* Irony rocks.

“PETER PEVENSIE!”

Said boy looked like a deer caught in the proverbial


Stormtracer: Meat grinder!
Rath: *snicker*

headlights. “Y-yes, Aslan?”

“I have been gone from Narnia naught a year, only to discover the High King desperately in love with a witch!” roared the lion, and the whole room shook with the force of it.

“I-I can’t help it sir…she’s so beautiful, and-"

“SILENCE!” He bellowed. Peter shut up, sufficiently cowed.

Stormtracer: This sounds familiar...

“I can see of only one way to dispel this problem.” Aslan growled, glaring at the cowering figure of ‘Dawn Ebonylocks’, who promptly squeaked and dived under the bedcovers.


Stormtracer: O.O No, it can't be!

“Aslan, are you…going to maul me?” Peter squeaked.

Aslan did not look away from the shivering bundle of blankets. “No,” he said quite calmly. “I am going to maul the Mary-Sue.”

From "This Lion's Had It" by Stormtracer


Rath: *gape* Um, Stormtracer...? Your name is in this Suethor bio...
Stormtracer: *foaming at mouth* SHE PUT MY STORY ON HER BIO WITHOUT ASKING MY PERMISSION, LINKING TO THE ORIGINAL STORY OR EVEN LEAVING A REVIEW!
All: *back away from Stormtracer*
Rath: Fire in the hole! *dives under her chair*

104 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

Rath: *still under her chair* Waitaminute. This list is copyrighted; we can't MST it.
Stormtracer: *put out* Darn.
Boromir: *from under his chair* So skip ahead.
Rath: *gets the remote, skips to next section*

103 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

Rath: More copyrighted stuff! She nicked this whole section from Muggle.Net!
Boromir: *scans ahead* The next six section are quotes from the Harry Potter books...
Rael: *in a rare bout of in-characterness* Dear Eru.
Rath: Bah! *presses "Scene Skip" repeatedly on the remote*

Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

Rath: *mutters* She spelt "sorcerer" wrong...
Rael: *snorts* Typical.

Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Funny Quotes from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


Stormtracer: Who spends their spare time painstakingly copying a list no one will read? *coughs something that sounds like 'no life'*
Rath: That should be the last of them...

Quotable Quotes

Rath: Dang it! Are they all from something copyrighted? Please say they are, it would save us so many brain cells...
Rael: I've lost a critical amount already.
Boromir: *checks* Some of them are. There are a lot from her and her friends, though.
Rath: We'll mutilate those, then. *presses the "fast forward" button*

*words buzz past*

Rath: Hm. Apparently, she's only seen the movie of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. This explains a lot.
Stormtracer: *spitting mad* The book isn't even close to the size of the first Harry Potter book, is relatively easy to find and appears in pop culture frequently (so she'd at least have heard of it). HOW COULD SHE NOT HAVE READ IT?!
Rath: Because she sucks, naturally.

"Bruce Wayne is NOT Superman. He is NOT Batman. He is a dignified wagon maker."

~Me (Me and simplegrl007 had this book of names and what they mean and yeah...you get the picture.)


Stormtracer: Apparently her html isn't working, because I can't see anything...
Rath: Clicky-clicky! *clicks the shutter on an imaginary camera*

"Argentina!"

~Me

"Pocky!"

~Me

"Duckie!"

~Me


Rath: *shakes head* I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day...
Stormtracer: This isn't ridiculous, it's insanity.

Me: #Dancing around kitchen for no apparent reason, although "My Humps"

Rath: AKA, the stupidest song ever.
Stormtracer: FINALLY, someone who echoes my opinion!
Rath: *high-fives Stormtracer*

by The Black-Eyed Peas is stuck in my head#
My brother Richie: What are you doing?

Me: I have no idea. When I figure it out, I'll get
back to you.


Stormtracer: Just leave a message after the beep.

~Me and Richie

Katie: I'm trilingual. I took German in fourth grade.

Sarah: How do you take Germany in fourth grade?

Me: Germany? #Snickers#

~Me, Katie and Sarah


Rath: Ack! One of her stupid friends stole my name! *dies of embarrassment*
Stormtracer: *pats her on the back* it happens to the best of us...

"Bisketball!"

~My friend Kourtney (Believe me, you don't want to know)

"Yes, it wasn't."

~My friend Kourtney (Again, you don't want to know)

Boromir: If we do not want to know -which we do not- then why are you telling us this?

"Rainbows are delightful."

~My friend Kourtney


Rath: Ah, so her friends are idiots too. That also explains a lot.
Rael: Birds of a feather.
Rath: Now and forever! *starts in on a chorus of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws"*
All: *give Rath strange looks*

"Your kitchen."

~My friend Kazandra (Said like Cassandra)


Rath: Um? *squints at the name* That's...painful to look at... >.<
Stormtracer: This supports my other theory- Sueish names lead to an unbalanced person. *shakes head*
Rath: So true...

"Your greasy old granny."

~My friend Kazandra

"Old crusty panties."

~My friend Kazandra

"I'm a homie-g!"


Rath: No, you're an idiot; I told you that already.
Stormtracer: It takes a while to sink in.

~My friend Kazandra

"Your giraffe."

~My friend Kazandra

"Toothpaste!"

~My friend Kazandra

"Orange!"

~My friend Kazandra


Rath: That name is giving me a headache...

"Buttered toast!"

~My friend L-mo

"It's a magic door."

~This kid in my first period named Logan

"Little squiggles are kind of exciting"

~Mr. P, my math substitute


Rath: Even her teachers say stupid things! What is this world coming to? *headdesk*
Stormtracer: Teachers generally do...
Rael: You're a teacher.
Stormtracer: Oh...well...then maybe it's contagious?
Boromir: Must be...

"You're going to hurt yourself you idiot."

~My Dad


Rath: At last, something intelligent!
Stormtracer: Caught me off guard...

Announcements

Rath: *as High Queen of Narnia* I have the IQ of a potato! Isn't that great?!
Stormtracer: *snickers*

OMG! Caleb and Cornelia finally kissed!

Rath: OMG! We don't care! >.<

My Thoughts on Random DC Comic-Based Shows

Rath: *headdesks*

Static Shock (Not an actual comic to my knowledge but who cares)

Boromir: Not you, obviously...

Has anyone ever wondered what Clark and Diana were doing

Rath: Ew!
Stormtracer: *To High Queen of Narnia* No. We DO NOT know what they were doing, we DO NOT care.

while Bruce, Wally, John, Shayera, and J'onn

Rath: *blink* J'onn? Alright, that's stupid. When will people learn that an apostraphe isn't an accent mark?
Stormtracer: I don't want to know the answer...

were in Dakota with Virgil and Richie? (A League of Their Own)

Rath: Oh, "A League of Their Own". I saw that movie; it's about a female baseball team.
Boromir: I don't think that's what she means.
Rath: Well, it should be...

Well...Clark was definitely off with Lois (unless he had League duties) Now, if you ask me, Diana was plotting ways to get Bruce to ask her out...

Rath: Because, of course, everyone must be as shallow and juvenile as you, right? Otherwise people might be *gasp* different!
Stormtracer: God forbid.

Teen Titans

Spandex is DEAD SEXY=D


Rath: I disagree; it's DEAD STUPID-LOOKIN'.
Stormtracer: There have only been three superheroes in the history of forever who sort of pulled off the spandex look: Superman, Spiderman and Danny Phantom!
Rael: *confused* Danny Phantom?
Stormtracer: Cartoon superhero. Don't ask.

Robin still looks hot even when dressed as a clown. (Apprentice Pt 2)

Rath: Yeah, I've heard those clown costumes get pretty warm. Guy'd better be careful, or he'll get a nosebleed.
Stormtracer: *snickers*

What's Really Going On in the Titans' heads...

Rath: *ominous* They plan to take you apart, in alphabetical order.
Stormtracer: After reading tripe like this, can you blame them?
Rath: Blame them? Heck, I plan on helping them!
Rael: Technically, you already are. *laughs*

Aqualad: I'm fancy, and my long black hair blows in the wind!

Mas y Menos: Ryan Seacrest is soooo hot...

Speedy: What would Robin do...I know! He'd take over the world and become Zooloo, Queen of the Dwarf People! (Special thanks to simplegrl007 on that one)


Rath: simplegrl1007, I hereby place you under arrest as an accessory to stupidity.
Stormtracer: *shakes head*

Bumblebee: Chuckles, the silly Piggy!

Raven: Slade looked soooo hot yesterday...too bad he's dating...your mom!

Cyborg: Stripes don't make her look fat. (Special thanks to Simplegrl007 on that one. See, Katie, I gave you credit!)

Beast Boy: I want to declare my undying affection to Spongebob Squarepants, right here, right now!


Rath: Ew...
Rael: O.o
Stormtraver: >(
Boromir: *throws up*

Starfire:I love sporks!

Rath: Blasphemy! You, a brain-dead Suethor, are not worthy to speak of the magnificent spork! Burn her!
Stormtracer: Or even better- SPORK HER TO DEATH!

Robin: I love green eggs and ham and I flunked kindergarten three times!

Boromir: I think she's actually talking about herself here...
Rath: *snickers madly*
Stormtracer: Well, people do write from experience! *toothy grin*

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you cuz of it's effects, copy this into your profile.


Rath: Bugger; I'd have to put both of them in mine. >.>
Stormtracer: You and me both. I do the first one all the time...although the last one not so much, it's hard for people to tell when I'm that obsessed with something. ^^ *****
Rael: Oh really? *smirks, and dangles a Rurouni Kenshin volume she hasn't read near her face*
Stormtracer: *hotly, foaming at mouth* Gimme that!
*Rael and Stormy proceed to fight it out. Stormy loses, of course*
Rath: *laughs like a drain*

Coming Stories
Teen Titans

Karoke Night in Titan's Tower#


Rath: *ceases to care, gets out a book*
Stormtracer: *follows suit, because she thinks it looks clever*

Mistakes and a Friend@

Fallen@

Broken@

My Last Breath@


Boromir: Aren't those song titles?
Rath: *still not caring, turns a page*
Stormtracer: *follows suit, because she thinks it looks clever*

Dakota#

All aforementioned stories have already been written and are waiting to be typed. I have more ideas for other stories, too.


Rath: *rolls eyes*
Stormtracer: *follows suit, because she thinks it looks clev-*
Rael: *gives her slight push* Repetition!
Stormtracer: *embarrassed* Oh...yeah...sorry!

I am merely waiting until I have typed and posted these until I begin writing more.Titles with # by them are still being written (meaning I have started them by hand but haven't even finished writing them by hand) Titles with @ by them are oneshots.

Rath: *mutters* We don't care...
Boromir: *snorts* Why would we anyway?

Harry Potter

A Gryffindor Romance

The Girl Next Door

These I have started writing.

Boromir: Eru help us.

However, Life or Something Like It is going to be a long project, so these might take awhile before I post them.


Rath: Good. *turns another page*
Stormtracer: *almost follows suit, but sees Rael glaring at her*

AGR has one chapter and TGND has two. They are both Lily/James, though I will one day write a H/Hr fic.

Rath: *eye twitches*
Stormtracer: *to High Queen of Narnia* *parodying old Japanese samurai movies* You, die now.

(Yes I know in the sixth book it is H/G. It's an OK pairing, but not my favorite.)

Rath: *snap* Because Eru forbid you should like anything CANON! That's just a completely foreign concept to your microscopic little brain, isn't it?!
All: *blink*
Stormtracer: W00t! Go Rath!

My Stories

Boromir: Didn't she just list these?

Teen Titans

Stories that are in bold are part of the Something to
Be series. They should be read in this order:

Something to Be Pt One

Something to Be Pt Two


Rath: Oh, no way we could've figured out that those two should be read in order. Thanks for telling us! *rolls eyes*

Now That We're Together

Rath: ...I can rip your spleen out through your throat.
Stormtracer: *Gives Rath medal for most violent comment in the MST*
Rath: Ooh, shiny! *is pleased*

Happily Ever After: Almost

Something to Be Pt Three

Tangled


Rath: That wouldn't happen if you used conditioner.
All: *roar with laughter*

Life As We Know It

Stormtracer:...majorly sucks, considering writing like this.

Everything in italics is a stand alone story (Not part of series)

Rath: She's being redundant!
Boromir: *nods* Repetative, even.
Stormtracer: Replusive!
All: *look at her*
Stormtracer: What?

Fallen

Broken

Karoke Night in Titan's Tower

Dakota

My Last Breath

Mistakes and a Friend

Mother

Everybody's Fool


Rath: There she goes describing herself again...
Stormtracer: I bet she's a masochist!
Rath: Or a sadist. With this profile, it's hard to tell.

Harry Potter

Life or Something Like It

A Gryffindor Romance

The Girl Next Door


Rath: Cliche alert!
Rael: This whole profile is a cliche alert...
Rath: Touche...

The Chronicles of Narnia

A Magnificent Elemental Romance


Rath: Geez, even the title is Sue-ish. She's not trying to be subtle or anything, is she? *rolls eyes*
Stormtracer: *as High Queen of Narnia* Subtle? What's that?
All: *snicker*

Love,

Rath: *as High Queen of Narnia* Melanie Darkfire Crystalmoon Ubersue!

The High Queen of Narnia

Boromir: *blinks* Does that mean we're done?
Rath: We've survived! Thank Eru!
Stormtracer: I'm pretty sure I lost a few braincells...
Rath: This calls for ice cream, I think. My treat.
Stormtracer: S’long as it’s chocolate!
*all walk out of the room, save Boromir*
Boromir: Umm…where am I supposed to go now?

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