| Subject: A TRIBUTE TO LFN FAN FCTION WRITERS |
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Date Posted: 19:49:02 10/30/01 Tue
A TRIBUTE TO LFN FAN FCTION WRITERS
This is written in tribute to all the LFN fan fiction writers, past and present, who have freely given of their time, effort and tremendous talent. You have expanded our LFN horizons when we had new episodes of the weekly television series to watch, and given us new and exciting LFN horizons when the new episodes on television ended. You have done this without monetary gain, and at personal cost. I know I speak for others of your deeply appreciative audience of readers by writing this tribute in some small repayment. We would be bereft without you.
TO LFN FAN FIC WRITERS
WITH GRATITUDE AND APPRECIATION
You struggle, you juggle, your schedule’s a wreck
Your anxiety level is up to your neck
Your readers are crying, “Come back,” they implore
You give them one chapter, and they want three more.
You plot, and you plan, and you think, and you stew
Will you go for cannon, or write in AU
You’re at your computer, the screen is a blank, you
Neglect your poor family, there’s no one to thank you.
You start with a sure thing, a French green-eyed stud
If trouble befalls him, your name will be mud
He must be the hero, a man among men
Or else no one ever will read you again.
“All right, I will give them a chapter a day
I know I can do it,” you naively say
Dear author, I warn you, you’d best think this through
Skip one day, you’re out of the “Fanfic Who’s Who.”
But LFN readers are steadfast and loyal
An NC17 scene will raise you to royal
But lest you write angst, or keep lovers apart
They’ll feather and tar you, and tear out your heart.
So, writers of fanfic, just why do you do it?
Writing plus real life can sure put you through it
You’re getting no money, you’re under the gun
The fans ask you, “Lately, so what have you done?”
You’ve done the impossible, and you know the cost
To give us the stories that we thought were lost
Of Michael, Nikita, of Birkoff and Ops
Of Walter and Maddy, to us you’re the tops
Your skilll and your great dedication to writing
Have kept days, with no TV series, exciting
For which you’re deserving the highest of praise
Excitement and romance is still in our days!
For replacing a show that had no counterpart
I thank you, good writers, with all of my heart
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