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Date Posted: 11:40:00 07/31/09 Fri
Author: sk
Author Host/IP: dsl-216-162-217-46.drizzle.com / 216.162.217.46
Subject: Concealed Weapon
In reply to: sk 's message, "A Birthday Tribute for Nell" on 11:34:16 07/31/09 Fri

“I don’t care what you say -- I think it’s gaudy.”

“This from the woman who wrapped tin foil around her finger and said it was a diamond ring.”

“Michael, you know that’s not fair -- that’s when I was… well, that’s just not fair.”

“I’m sorry, Kita, I don’t mean to tease. Yes, the ring is elaborate, but it has to be large enough to contain the blowdart.”

“Elaborate -- the whole profile is elaborate. This feels like a script for a spy movie.”

“Now that you mention it, I do see a certain resemblance to a Bond girl.”

“Watch it -- that sounds like something Walter would say.”

“Be grateful he’s not here now -- or he’d be offering to adjust your costume every five minutes.”

“What costume? If the sun gets much brighter, I’m going to have to take shelter in the shadow of this ridiculous ring. A blowdart of all things. We’re not trying to keep this quiet -- why couldn’t we just use a sniper rifle?”

“Because it’s difficult to wear a concealed weapon when you’re on a nudist beach.”

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