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Subject: Re: HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP


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THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
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Date Posted: 19:49:20 07/05/01 Thu
In reply to: allerman 's message, "Re: HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP" on 17:02:06 07/05/01 Thu
 >blob tell us how to get our freak on with the girls? i
>know a blob with your game can give us some help.

HEY ALLERMAN IT'S NICE TO SEE ONE OF THE MANY PEOPLE I FOLLOWED AROUND ALL YEAR ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD. WELL LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO GET WITH THE LADIES (AND I HAVE THE EXPERIENCE, I HAVE SAT NEAR MANY OF THEM AT RANDOM SCHOOL EVENTS). FIRST OFF YOU'VE GOTTA USE THE PICK-UP LINES. THOSE'RE ESSENTIAL. ALSO YOU HAVE TO TRY TO CONSTANTLY BEAT UP ON AND BELITTLE ANY SLIMMER GUYS AROUND THAT GIRLS ARE MORE ATTRACTED TO AND NOT ACTUALLY REPULSED BY (E.G. PRETTY MUCH ANY GUY OTHER THAN ME). AND THIRD YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR EYES FOCUSED ON THEIR BREASTS 90% OF THE TIME.

THOSE ARE THE KEYS MY BOYS. HEY ALLERMAN WHY DON'T YOU AND THE BOYS CALL ME UP SOMETIME? I'D LOVE TO HEAR WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE TO HAVE FRIENDS, A GIRLFRIEND, AND NOT BE 4 BILLION POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND LIKELY TO DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK DUE TO MY FATNESS AND THEN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL (MAINLY BECAUSE NO COFFIN WOULD EVER SUPPORT MY EXTREME WEIGHT SO I WOULD GO PLUMMETING MANY MILES DOWN INTO THE EARTH).

WORD TO YO MUTHA FROM THE BLOOOOOOOOOOB!
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