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Date Posted: 00:21:46 01/28/04 Wed
Author: 城主
Subject: 求愛失敗的原因

斑馬深愛著小鹿,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
斑馬大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
小鹿 膽怯地說:我媽說了,紋身的都是不良少年。

熊貓深愛著小鹿,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
熊貓大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
小鹿 膽怯地說:我媽說了,戴墨鏡的都是不良少年

小雞深愛著小鴨,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
小雞大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
小鴨 膽怯地說:我媽說了,叫「雞」的都不是好女人。

蜘蛛深愛著螞蟻,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
蜘蛛大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
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螞蟻膽怯地說:我媽說了,成天在網上呆著的都不是好人。



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