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Date Posted: 23:36:16 02/17/04 Tue
Author: 位位朋友
Subject: 04首炮，廉價救國報告之 希望雞竇。

04 年首炮廉價救國報告之 希望雞竇:

時間：2004年 2月12日
地點：下沙及沙咀
人物：我及我的一名舊同事
評分：西黑

行程：

07:30-09:20 相約在旺角，飲過早茶便在太子乘$30皇崗車，並襯等轉駁車到下沙之空檔，參觀口岸辦大樓…..金蘋果餐廳…..樓上的中港咻敼尽..對面的桑拿。可惜女都無件。

09:50-10:35 抵達下沙。條街唔知喺咪禽流感，走地雞不見踪影。結果On 99行咗45mins, 對腳軟哂。 突然眼前一亮：68rmb雙鐘，即剎。

10:35-13:10 等侯及冲涼。入房後，來了件四川女鮑，27才，樣貌身材一般。先按了幾下，不久便攪小弟！由於近來多吃住家飯，小弟很快便做了Gentlemen—站起來；本人亦主動出手，並發現其衣服有良好防侵犯裝備。誰知差點成為「港澳錢包」……並說了一大堆如千禧年黎前輩的「常用對白」:我不缺錢用，不用作賤自己，就算多合眼緣，無600rmb都不做…..！！把小弟嚇至……..出唔到嘢，唯有即付100rmb起機費flash。(我老死的則好正，並以300rmb代價就地正法。

13:20-18:30 乘12.5rmb taxi抵達Sandy’s mouth，即到相熟「大波士頭婆」的飯店醫肚。之後便由其介紹到對面唱K，並各拯救一女鮑。我的叫飛燕，18才，清遠雞一隻；老死的則來自四川。初時無乜話題，後來當我點了我的首本歌：孟庭葦-一笑而過，便撻着了，並大喝啤酒，但亦埋下撻Q的伏線。上房埋牙時，女鮑不肯一齊沖涼；雖多番瘋狂抽插，但條女狀甚痛苦，並提意男下女上。我用手抓波則說大力，使出上帝之手，則說我指甲長。我憤而說道：痛乜卵野….妳下面發炎呀？她竟答道:你點知呀！ 正靠害，唯有即召伍姑娘…並强行顏面發射，以示抗議。但為發揚GCRU支持者之高尚救國情操，免為其難派彩300rmb，並即逃回本港(並同時Long住來揼)，結束是日行程。

反而我老死食到正嘢：一個價錢，兩次享受。(但即晚卻被惡妻迫交功課！死未)

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