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Date Posted: 18:08:28 03/18/04 Thu
Author: 菜男
Subject: 初會波神

一路以來都係齋睇多，投稿少(以前試過一二封咁大把)。當然本人文筆自楔ㄕp高立、襟兄弟等高人，再者又真係無乜好寫。不過既然老偷兄大力呼籲，咁又即管寫的無聊野撐下場。話說上兩個星期到老尖嘻戲，友輩覓得大波妹一件，上圍38有多無少。媽咪話係近期新女，春節後剛從四川趕赴深仔登場。一如過往規矩，先來一ROUND集體交換抽水以作熱身。此姝因身材突出，兼且來者不拒，成為大熱人選，直頭罩都除理，”豐乳同露”任你地玩。其中有一友人因揀女未遂，請託代喚另一大騎樓作伴。未幾一女到，入門之際眾人大愕，紛紛放低手上工作，如猜枚唱K抽水等要事，獸性大發般撲向此人。一時間場面極其混亂，只聽得以下論語：
”咁大個仔都未見個中國人有咁既SIZE，你話有無42丫拿?”
”點只42!以我睇鬼妹4仔H經驗，起碼都44啦!”
”喂，咪霸住哂!你兩隻手都雁曮{人地一邊，分番個黎好!”
”係羅，不如項f我個波啦老公，咪一樣咁彈手?”
”彈手有乜用!你果個係手榴彈 ，人地果個係原子彈!”
此般情況維持達數分鐘之久，待眾男回復理智後，均對身邊女伴身材諸多挑剔，自怨自艾之餘換人彈鐘此起彼落。各媽咪亦皇牌盡出，務求留客。可惜有感除卻巫山不是雲，去邊澍再搵番個咁大波而個相頭都算幾索既女黎得@?結果果晚凈係得阿小巫38有得上房，其實都係有D算報答吨雯衁i神過黎。其他小小巫或小小小巫，一律一筆OUT消，派彩$200散水。話分兩頭，波神44上房後，吾友當然不亦樂乎，大讚超值抵玩。咁點好玩法呢?係唔係又係玩下乳交七之類咁行?有此寶物，各位高人唔知有乜新玩法建議下咁呢?

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