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Date Posted: 14:44:52 03/24/04 Wed
Author: 連戰連敗 連敗連戰
Subject: Taiwan Election Joke (Crosspost)

留意垂直第一行：

連天烽火漫無邊
戰事綿延滿人間
是該英雄出頭時
豬羊變色任我顛

楚河漢界戰國天
瑜亮情節非等閑
也怨老天未眷顧
是非總有清曉年

加霜覆雪麻煩牽
上無宮闕難成仙
阿蒙今已非比昔
扁擔欲撐半邊天

一木生子帶頭尖
共謀天下劃兩邊
三分藍袍破家門
隻手遮天禍人間

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董卓掌權妄自尊，
建巨p慾令民損，
華洋怨氣可燎原；
正因百業均反轉。
一再犯錯輒弄權，
老耽無為拋雲端，
烏紗偏又能保存；
龜鶴縱壽也玩完！

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老來痴想有所依，
懂事孩兒無所恃。
正氣煙消邪道長，
一國兩制苦盡嘗。
賤物窮人鬥不絕，
種下禍源誰悻存。


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梁園故國非福地
振興中華人共慶
英名長留神州史

正氣長照耀中華
仆繼夷狄齊來賀
街道臣民共歡欣

陷害忠良不復存
家國同創清平治
產稻萬石衣食足


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狗熊當道多劫禍,
官迫民反歎奈何。
葉落驚覺志消磨；
劉邦早著大風歌！


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董納讒言於梁
建屋八萬圖振
華治趕美超英
無議不決效無
能錯拒認鮮恥

(留意埋最後垂直o個行)
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程長政途無路
介涉私慾不祥
南音悖耳難安
不允儒碩言不
忠僕義犬齊舉

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