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Date Posted: 11:54:26 10/29/03 Wed
Author: king
Subject: to chairman big

應徵

大公司應徵秘書，來了4位應徵者。於是chairman big 出了個題目要她們回答。

Question：女人有2個嘴巴，各有甚麼不同？

第一位想了想，回答：一個是橫的，一個是直的。
老闆很滿意。

第二位說：一個沒毛，一個有毛。
老闆想，也對。

第三位想，糟了!原先想到的都被講完了。
只得硬掰：一個可以說話，一個不能說話。
老闆說：好。

第四位可難了，想了半天，實在想不出還有甚麼不同。
最後靈機一動,說到：一個是我自己用的，
另一個是給chairman big 您~~用的！
第四位得到了這份工作。

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