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Date Posted: 06:52:04 04/20/08 Sun
Author: jambam
Subject: Oh Hi there

Hi Sarah. It’s a real challenging delight to discover that you are still alive and well. I never forgot about you and you’re self inflecting dribble. Well as I sit here in warm Minnesota I thought I’d drop you a line. It’s really funny that somehow they let you out of the penitentiary but I suppose that race-hate crimes don’t hold that same glamour as they did in our old days. Well to get back to something relevant I do so hope that you facial cunt-face disorder cleared up after you tried the broccoli and sheep shit soup diet but if not then at least people will be scared off by the smell before they get fucked off by the syphilitic ranting you tend to expound. Sadly, I heard of the recent demise of Bobo your long term lover and live-in lesbian, but ever since the change of international opinion on terrorism she never really had much of a future did he. My condolences are offered upon to you and her/his family for this loss. Your mother is well, although she’s decided that since you are so inordinately ugly yet still insist speaking to the educated public, she would rather communicate with you through a state registered mediator. Which is why I have come back here to this bizarre shit smeared entity you call your life. Basically when your father died of undisclosed sex related injuries his last wish on his daddy-cum covered bed was that you inherit his (if I am permitted to say) disturbing collection of female body-part-breasts. I’m sure that you will be delighted to learn that one of Kylie’s is among them. However, on a less pleasant note none of us in the office can tell which one it is. But then I suppose you could treat it as a competition to find the right one (not literally). Not that I’m being presumptuous by I did contact Simon who has an idea for a show in Japan called Boob Hunt. I did mention your previous convictions in Tokyo for vaginal perversion but as he has contacts with the Emperor we think we can get through immigration. Anyhoo how are you? VDP

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